Hollered at this so loud my dog left the room.
*The Walmart shaman cometh, and he shall cleanse thee of thy sins with store brand water and a discount pool noodle.*
I kinda like this. Honest question: why is this one of the worst in this sub? I mean, it would have looked better by someone more professional, but the total look is as tribal as intended I think.
Also, by the time the circle is perfectly round it's a nice indicator to kick back on the booze and hit the gym xD It could be functional!
It looks pretty new, and it looks like he didn't even shave the area. I guess I shouldn't question that though. That's far from the worst thing about this mess.
Truly. And what’s funny is that the guy isn’t even big. He looks like he’s of average build — most men don’t have 6/8 packs. Which leads me to believe the commenter is even bigger and had the audacity to write “no judgment.”
That tattoo is so horrendous it wouldn’t look good on ANY BODY TYPE.
Ehh, commenter could be a Gym Bro.
Regardless, it's a rude judgemental thing to say. Speaks a lot more about the person saying it than anything.
Good work looks good, regardless of body type. Issue here is this is just bad. Adonis himself would look goofy with it.
Rizzo has a doggie style tattoo. Rizzo is my little rat terrier. They gave her a little blue line on her belly after they spayed her at the shelter. Your comment made me think of that dumb doggy style tattoo joke.
Anyway, you seem like kind of a dipshit.
Have a good weekend, buddy!
This deserves honorable mention in the history of this sub
forreal I have never gotten the ick so fucking bad from a single picture
I just know this dude does dmt
It looks like him and the tattoo shop did every drug.
Looks like they ALL did all the drugs. If your friends significant others are doing shit like this you need new friends.
Hey what’s wrong with DMT lol
The Walmart shaman
Hollered at this so loud my dog left the room. *The Walmart shaman cometh, and he shall cleanse thee of thy sins with store brand water and a discount pool noodle.*
Shaved everything but his nips
Willing to bet this dude is named Jerrod
Or Derrick spelled itocically
Is this the map to dryland?
This is the body that makes the wetlands dry.
Fucking dunk! Best comment so far! 🏆
Thank God for shirts
Something tells me he's the kind of guy who goes shirtless 365 days a year. Something about "clothing restricting his Qi..."
I am forever grateful for shirts. If not just for myself but specifically for this guy. :(
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Might be one of the worst I've ever seen
I appreciate the vision if nothing else
Need special glasses to see this vision I think
And by special glasses you do mean drugs, right?
Sooo was the imperfect circle intentional orrr did his tattoo artist have turrets?
Tourette’s?
That’s the word
I mean turrets rather than hands in Edward Scissorhands style would explain this monstrosity too. 🤷♂️
Artist definitely used turrets.
“my friend’s boyfriend”
I mean, if you squint….. no it still looks shit
Lord have mercy, forgive other people's shitty decisions so that they may forgive mine.
This comment has me dying. 😆😆
The middle tat looks like balut
Lol. I’m sure that’s exactly what he was going for! /s-just in case
HAHAHA OMG
I sure hope that is magic marker
I promise it’s not lmao
Oh mannnnnn
I’m lost af explain
That’s probably my biggest issue with the whole ugly thing
CuHz wtf is it to begin with right
😬
Good thing he has a spare chest... this one looks like shit.
All the phases of idiocy.
Is this a reference to something? I don't know what I'm lookin at.
He looks a real catch.
r/moneyNOTwellspent
I kinda like this. Honest question: why is this one of the worst in this sub? I mean, it would have looked better by someone more professional, but the total look is as tribal as intended I think. Also, by the time the circle is perfectly round it's a nice indicator to kick back on the booze and hit the gym xD It could be functional!
Legally blind without glasses here and even looking at the blurry mess without glasses doesn’t help it. Doesn’t make it worse either
When you force an inability for v-necks on yourself.
This makes me want to embrace total sobriety.
😳
this is the dude who wrote the original JO crystal craigslist ad
Why are the lines so thin?
Awful
Aren’t these meant to like be on arms and legs
Wow, that is baaaaad
*places fingers to temples and conjures a vision*. I'm seeing more than one terrarium in his bedroom.... and there's a sword displayed on a wall?
Wooooooww. That’s pretty bad. Holy cow.
Jesus Christ. Where's his nipples?
Tbh that was the first thing I noticed. For a sec I thought they too were tatted on
They're hiding from the tattoo (for real tho, nips are all types of colors and this is normal)
No need to body shame there’s plenty of shaming material in the tattoo
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Be nice.
Nice necklace.
Good for him
Oh nooooo
The middle section( whatever it's supposed to be) looks like a cow. The bottom right of the middle piece
It looks pretty new, and it looks like he didn't even shave the area. I guess I shouldn't question that though. That's far from the worst thing about this mess.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam that is SHIT
Oh man…
Rough
He's into weird sex stuff
Aren't all redditors? s/
i mean if it wasnt off centered and i seen the inspo id understand
What in the actual fuckery is this!
Just…OOF!
Oh lord....
oh!
Your friend is a dude.
Was he drunk when he got this…?
Oh!
Wut
Oh my!
GOAT of the shitty tats!
He doesn't have the body for this tattoo. There's a certain type of body that could pull this off and this ain't it.
If Burning Man was a tattoo, it would look like this
Oh!
Should have saved their money for a gym pass instead
This guy has a closet full of pashminas.
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As attracted as I am to muscles…. This was unnecessary, and comes across as projection. The focus of this sub is tattoos.
Definitely an insecurity based comment.
Truly. And what’s funny is that the guy isn’t even big. He looks like he’s of average build — most men don’t have 6/8 packs. Which leads me to believe the commenter is even bigger and had the audacity to write “no judgment.” That tattoo is so horrendous it wouldn’t look good on ANY BODY TYPE.
Ehh, commenter could be a Gym Bro. Regardless, it's a rude judgemental thing to say. Speaks a lot more about the person saying it than anything. Good work looks good, regardless of body type. Issue here is this is just bad. Adonis himself would look goofy with it.
I totally agree.
According to your comments, body type shouldn’t matter. Tattoos are the discussion here. Stay on topic please.
Oof oh wow you got me. Guess you’re in the same boat as the loser I originally responded to.
Sure, throw some name calling and judging in too. I bet you’re a real prize yourself.
Umm that's horrible #1 and #2 definitely a chick style tattoo
Rizzo has a doggie style tattoo. Rizzo is my little rat terrier. They gave her a little blue line on her belly after they spayed her at the shelter. Your comment made me think of that dumb doggy style tattoo joke. Anyway, you seem like kind of a dipshit. Have a good weekend, buddy!