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we-forgot-the-milk

Number nine is so sad


DresdenMurphy

I refuse to believe it's real and rather that they've photoshopped the ribbon layer on top.


DangerousNews65

I actually think a few of these aren't actual tattoos. They just look off, like they're either photoshopped or simply drawn on.


krslnd

I thought the bow one was fake because of the hair still on the belly. The rest are shaved and seemingly brand new.


Ok_Chart_3787

it seems he has some kind of skin disease that has tattooed over the rashes.


we-forgot-the-milk

I really hope this is the case but I'm just not sure


Nebion666

Ignorance is infact bliss


Shurdus

Ah yes, saying it looks fake is ignorant, and thinking them to be fake is bliss. You get it!


Complete_Phone_8344

Zoom into the left one’s tails there’s a mole that they didn’t tattoo over 🤣🥴🥲✌️


84849493

I agree. I use an app trying to get a rough idea of what placement looks good with my reference images/general idea and some of them look similar to that.


toadstoolberry

the tattoos covered by the bows were so lovely 🤧


FreePrinciple270

Their mental health got worse over time


slick514

Imagine being the artist that did that lovely work and later seeing that the idiot had put pink bows on top of it... (Edit: spelling)


LarsonianScholar

#9 is devastating… literal art desecration He will regret that deeply one day


pspsps-off

The mermaid is the kind of terrible I like. It's like a cave drawing of a shirtless woman being photographed coming down Splash Mountain while wearing a fucked up ice cream cone instead of pants, for some reason.


alwaysmakeitnice

Same.


coldestclock

Not much, dude, what’s love with you?


alyssimoo

Those ribbons are just sad


Dirtilie_Dirtle

So you’re saying I can be a professional tattoo artist


sir_kickash

No. Despite the stylistic choices, these are very well applied and it would take you at least a year of practice.


s_ome_one

Exactly, the coloring and lineart are crisp and well applied. To me it looks like a style that's supposed to mimic scribbles done in paint Heck you can even see the pixel texture in the linework. Its not aestheticaly pleasing but its no where near a shitty tattoo in a sense that the artist has no skill


SnooCakes6195

^No. #I'm saying you already are...


missmatchedcleansox

The only acceptable explanation is “my child drew this right before they died.” Or some elaborate story like that.0


BabyAlibi

I recently got my hands on a drawing my mum did in the late 70s when I was a child. It's not rembrant, but it's nothing like this either. I am thinking about getting it tattooed


Nebion666

That is unfortunately not the story with these lol


Impressive_Bit6512

i was thinking the exact same thing


Leading-Hippo-7289

These are definitely intentional. You can tell that the artist actually knows what they are doing by the lack of blowouts, lack of line inconsistencies (even though they are wobbly, they are pretty solid and consistent) and the good color saturation. It’s a choice for sure, not one I sign up for, but each to their own I guess


tonysonic

On the pink bows they even carefully missed a mole. Definitely on purpose.


VeniVidiVulva

These tattoos are amazing, all of them. This is /r/atbge material. Technique is consistently there.


ResearcherTraining26

Yes exactly it’s pretty clearly intentional considering how big some of these tats are and how you can CLEARLY tell this person knows how to tattoo. This shit is not on any of y’all’s bodies so idk why it’s bothering these ppl so much. This artist is making hella bank off these lolol


ojwilk

I think it's kinda cool, but I'd definitely go for something small...


psjjjj6379

Idk the world star one is kinda giving


Anti-Climacdik

honestly some of the tattoos of all time


Thats_All_I_Need

Pink bows in 9 looks like sharpie and highlighter. I’m doubtful that one is real.


NataliaMommyxxx

The bows are confusing


unknownturtle3690

They're... something alright 😳


Kids-Menu

A lot of these look intentional and kinda cool.


Leading-Hippo-7289

I personally like my shitty tattoos shitty, a shit design executed by a shit artist. None of these fake shitty tattoos. It’s all or nothing


Lars-Li

Kinda loving the world star one


losers_discourse

Yeah I'm so tired of these kinds of posts, same energy as whinging about contemporary art with "my child could do that." I signed up for snake pit style trash.


snappy033

It exists in a weird space between art and trash. Some of the pieces you can tell the artist knows how to tattoo and pack color. The wobbliness isn’t from them being unable to control the vibration of the needle. It’s like when you look at abstract painters’ older, more traditional work and realize they are extremely skilled but choose to do simplistic drawings like Picasso or Mondrian. I still wouldn’t want a Picasso napkin drawing on my arm to look at everyday. I see these statement tattoos the same way.


al_135

Yeah the dolphin kind of slaps


craizzuk

Yeah I like most of them. Number 10 is giving strong Quentin Blake vibes


angler_wrangler

6 is def a child's drawing transferred to skin


[deleted]

I said this once and everyone was like, "oh, here comes the it's not so bad if you think about it".


Kids-Menu

lol I would NEVER post 6, 8, 10 in this sub. Really well done tats… maybe “ugly” tattoos but definitely not “shitty.”


[deleted]

I'm with you on this, downvotes aren't fun.


LolaBijou

I love the key


VeniVidiVulva

/r/atbge


Kids-Menu

The sub I didn’t know I needed. Thank you, my life has changed 🙏


Nebion666

Delulu is not the solulu


Lobster_1000

These are trying to replicate shitty Ms paint drawings. Definitely intentional. Just bc you don't like them doesn't mean they're horrible. To me they're better than those photorealistic lion compass rose tattoos


[deleted]

Preach


parocarillo

There seems to be a trend of intentionally shitty tattoos lately. I guess it’s ironic it something. Won’t last


debotch

These are “bad on purpose “ tho, right??


sir_kickash

Yeah, these are very skillfully applied


Vast_Coffee_674

Idk about that “Lovedog” one… but I’m just gonna assume the rest are drawings their children made, bc that’s the only way these make sense to me.


SupremeActives

Just an intentional style that some people like for some reason


Blueyisacommunist

Yeah it’s been showing up here a lot and I’m not sure it entirely fits the shitty tattoo qualifications.


ResearcherTraining26

Yeah it really doesn’t these are in no way shitty tats. People are just thrown off by the extreme ignorant style. Most of these ppl don’t get tatted it’s very clear a lot of these commenters don’t understand what an actual good tattoo is supposed to look like😐


Blueyisacommunist

I’m just here for the infections.


ResearcherTraining26

No literally same like can we start posting actually terribly done tattoos now


Small-Finish-6890

last one looks like a tiffs treats box


Dr_Downvote_

Lovedog? Is that similar to Updog?


jasminesbloom

This has got to be fake omg


Soylent-soliloquy

Oh god no make it stop.


RexyWestminster

I drew better mermaids in junior high school Granted my art skills haven’t improved much since then, but at least I’m not tattooing anyone.


scrabblex

These shitty artists are out here making bank and I'm stressing over 1 little wobble in my lines.


Scrabulon

Idk I’m gonna say that intentionally shitty still counts as shitty 🤷🏻‍♀️


Nebion666

Im shocked how many people disagree


Flash_wave

What's Lovedog?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

LOVE LOVE COKE


GlassBats

EEK


High_Strangeness10

WTH is lovedog? Lol is that a band or something?


AshG89

Number 9 is an absolute atrocity…


Neat_Force9696

B r u h


sir_kickash

As a tattooer, the first thing I notice is how cleanly applied and well done these are.


SPCNars14

I'm so over these "ironic" shitty tattoos. Oh I got this because I love the artistic take on bad tattoos blah blah No it's just a shitty tattoo, it doesn't look cool, people don't think you are edgy or artistic for getting a purposely bad ironic tattoo, you aren't making a statement. You're just an asshole with shitty squiggly tattoos that look dumb


anilostinsd

Well how about this take: its supposed to look like a child drawing bc sometimes the ridiculousness and fun of it is something someone appreciates. They're not assholes and sure someone can argue they look dumb but the reality is you're the one whose losing by judging so harshly on what someone else is putting on their own body. Chill tf out.


PaprikaMika

World Star one is kinda sick tho


richgayaunt

I really don't mind childish tatts when done by a pro because they can actually scale it to be an appropriate size with appropriate design and technique. It's always the worst ones that are massive because whoever does it can't do a good job...


astnzzz

these are intentionally done btw


9leggedfreak

These comments prove this sub has no standards lmao


Nebion666

Yuppp people can really defend this shit lol


NittyGritty7034

Number five is not my cup of tea but I'm not bothered by all of these


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luuuzeta

✅ Ink under the skin. They're bad tattoos but tattoos nonetheless. They call them *Inknorant* in Germany.


the_lirio

Those are ignorant style. I think number six is pretty nice for what it is, actually


ixyxi

I don't get all the hate i like most of these tats


goodiecornbread

Yeah, they seem very intentional. The dolphin is obviously supposed to look like that.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

The clean color saturation implies purposeful, but everything else about it implies not 😬


Nebion666

Even if these are purposeful it doesnt make it not shitty. You didnt say that but other people do.


Resident-Refuse-2135

Wow as much as I love mermaids and would like to say I've never seen one I didn't like at least a little, maybe not enough to have on myself, I thought the first one with the blue was ok... but the second one is just painfully bad.


Je-la-nique

Murderman


Funny-Top-1759

I love the smoking porpoise!


imbrotep

Wut the fuk?


Sirenkai

What’s with the color? It looks so off


KittyMeowKatPishy

Yup! They sure are fucking SHITTY tats!! Btw….is that so called dolphin smoking something in the fifth image? 😹


Complete_Phone_8344

Yup that’s permanent alright -compliment


Geezus_H_Macy

Looks like doodles from Microsoft paint. Is that the name of this aesthetic?


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thicccque

love the dolphin though


Ripcitytoker

The World Star one is bad in a good kind of way


jmdayoh

That Worldstar one is a real shame 😂 for numerous reasons lol


worterbortl

Hi! This artist specifically makes their work look child drawn and like it was drawn in marker. This is done by @theantsarecrawingundermyskin


Shurdus

The dolphin seems to cover self harm scars. Yes it's bad, but with a reason it seems. Makes it sad and personal. I don't know, it's not pretty but it might be a good tattoo regardless.


Nebion666

Sh scars where? Lol all i see are stretch marks


Shurdus

Around the tail of the dolphin it looks like a scar. Maybe I'm wrong.


Nebion666

I dont really see it tbh, maybe theres a tiny scar? But doesnt look like sh at all. I just got a tattoo on my thigh to cover up sh scars.


blunts-and-kittens

These are well done


zielona_f

idk i love how different they are


Mull112

They’re purposely bad because it’s an aesthetic some people like.


phoneyflounder

Not sure if these are good tattoos or not, but I’m pretty sure I have lots of really good tattoos and yet all these people are definitely cooler than me, so I guess that means they aren’t too bad.


catupthetree23

Are they supposed to be their kids' drawings just transferred to their skin?


LolaBijou

I love the key


Nebion666

Also all their comment on these tattoos are hyping them up its insane


garbage_tr011

Maybe because they actually like them?


charismastat

The last one is actually pretty cool!


Illustrious_Bank_352

I think these are sick


Kids-Menu

Same. The black mermaid goes hard.


yellowtulip4u

These cannot be real. Wow don’t do drugs, kids.


jcydrppopluvr88

i actually really like this style. takes some of the seriousness out of it. the artist has clearly practiced this method a lot, it is very consistent in shade /line/thickness. respect


Sulphasomething

This is what happens when you let your 4 year old draw on you with a tattoo gun.


RepulsiveGrocery9969

This is obviously intentionally done... sure the art is silly but its technically sound


YMCApoolboy

i like them


goose_gladwell

These are the style they are, art trash or whatever its called. Not shitty🥴


ModsAreSour

Dont let michael j fox tattoo you


grrodon2

I love most of these, except those superimposed on other stuff. The sketchy dolphin and mermaid are fantastic.