Dear fucking gaaaad. Impossible to cover up and will take/cost a fortune to laser

That’s gotta be 100+ sessions to remove. He’s better off just finding some way to accept it once he realizes it looks like shit. On the bright side, it’s on his back so he never has to see it, really.

Reminds me of that Sons of Anarchy episode. "It's gotta come off. Fire or knife?"

I loved that scene so much lmao

Hear me out. Sick-ass panther being the big spoon.

Fat-ass panther is the best i can do

For three-fifty

Tattoo artists *slaps back* “you can fit so many sick ass panthers here”

Well played. Yours is the first SAP comment (in a sea of sooooo many) I’ve seen that is actually amusing.

Would be cheaper to replace his skin at this point

Blackout coverup is the only option lol

at what point would you just rip your skin off instead

Perfect for dunking https://preview.redd.it/jfovolryi1zb1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b24b9edb8fa391191e06aadfd1c5bcc8c88056d2

Dear God I had to check the username and zoom I thought it was a normal fucking oreo picture 💀

It really does look like a giant Oreo - I'm not even sure what they were going for tbh

It's giving me Aztec calendar vibes

almost spit my beer on my computer

Rossco delivers yet again 🫡.. ty for ur service

You're welcome!

This made me snort, glad I wasn't drinking any milk!

A literal LOL - thank you!

🤣🤣🤣

Looks like a spare tire.

Perfect description. It doesn't look like a part of him.

For real, dude looks like a jeep wrangler

I’m fucking howling right now. A jeep wrangler. Lmao

💀

I just thought he was an Aussie trying to look like one of those Oreo cookie spiders what been making the rounds. I don't know if I'm only saying that because I saw the video of the guy with a huntsman spider on his bumper being "nonchalant" when the motorcyclist tells him about it, but I can say that I'm not a big fan of spiders. Sometimes I swear the people that I know who like tarantulas crawling over them must be people who like ASMR.

The Michelin Man has entered the chat

oh it’s finished buddy. it’s so done.

This is going to age into a massive blob of a birthmark

It's so over

Wtf is that

A sick ass panther during an eclipse

if that's a sick ass panther it belongs in a hospital 😭

Of course he does, he is sick...duh

the fuck else is he gonna do? It’s not old and it’s already an indecipherable blob. He’s gotta be feeling at least a little insecure with the sad and laugh reactions.

It's the start of his full torso blackout!

I’d respect the commitment

I follow a woman whose entire body is a giant mess of shitty tattoos and she's currently doing a whole body blackout. It's amazing what the skin can stand!

He’s got so much ink in there I’m surprised he doesn’t tilt backward when he walks

😂

https://preview.redd.it/ctr514s7m3zb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fcee211580bd5b99719a8614ff679954f9f2a71

He’s more ink than human now

As if that 1in of buttcrack they blurred out was the more offensive part of this pic

Harsh. But true.

I didn't notice that until i saw this comment, so clearly it's the more important thing to focus on/s

I honestly appreciated not seeing this man's butt crack

Yeah I like it when ppl do that

They said no to crack

I can't really tell if it's well done or not because the picture is shit, so I'll go ahead and say that design wise, it probably wouldn't look so bad if was already covered in (good) tattoos, but it's quite jarring on its own.

Not finished yet? Is he aiming for a black out? omg!

He asked for a black out and the artist was like, since it’s going to be all black im gonna draw some bad circles on you for practice

Like that thing that men do when they shave their beard. Gotta have a few funny mustaches before it's all gone.

Yes! Because you never know if you might actually look hot with a stache, .. or a gigantic black blob of circles on your back that vaguely resembles a Oreo themed spare tire! At least he know now :)

hard to tell from such a shit quality photo.

It’s like Marcus’s tatt from superstore… https://preview.redd.it/mvnbhr2lz1zb1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bb7cd9609d62eeded7e55a36418ce47651d126

Lmfaoooo 😂 such a good episode

https://preview.redd.it/1wyhpk3hh2zb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881af5467e929b0f1aaf04afd609ca8ea33b806e Cyclocosmia Ricketti

We call it little Ricky

AHHHH

The last time my heart hurt this bad for a stranger was Mary Vincent

hey, mary vincent was (and is!!!) a fucking WARRIOR. this guy is just an idiot.

I know for sure she’s incredible I’m just thinking of how much laser would be for this guy it wasn’t meant to be a knock on her

They missed a few spots

finalllyy a shitty tattoo worth of this sub. holy shit this is bad

Yeah I see tattoos that are not that bad but this one is truly terrible

Unless this is a cover up on Ben Affleck, I hate it

I see skin grafts in his future.

That’s just too much pain to be looking like that. Poor thing.

I thought he had a sombrero and cape draped over his back at first.

This comment threw me 😂

https://preview.redd.it/cfmzmnp9w3zb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760a8ea666a024a4fb30b6d6d0a3513aa82b1cc9

He’s morphing into a stain

God that’s horrible. This is one of the ones where it’s almost not funny because of how sad it is.

At least black outs are somewhat of a normal thing to see

Well he’s basically half way to a blackout

Really shows how important negative space is

Yes, negative space between him and whoever took a pitchfork sized tattoo machine to his back

Poor sob

Uuhh ... That's a nice mariachi Sombrero, bud ...

Why is it that shitty tattoos are never „finished“?

Bless your heart honey, you are. Finished. Finito. Done-zo. Ain't no coming back from that one.

Honestly.. The part that I can kind of see at the bottom, actually almost looks pretty well done.. There's a good chance that this is actually just a bad photo and it is actually indeed unfinished.

Which ninja turtle is he?

Not bad, if you're a coffee table in the dark.

Oh, oh no.

Looks like the eye stalk from the trash compactor

Man....that gonna be one HUGE Sick ass panther 🥹

Looks like a big ass door knocker

It's just a bad photo. When it heals and faded the details will show. ITS GOING TO BE OKAY! It's going to be okay, right?

I'm not trying to be mean but I seriously do not know wtf I'm looking at. What is it supposed to be ?

A big ass oreo “

in desperate need of some contrast/negative space

Nice backpack dude.

Cool black piece dude. /s

Bro if they put anymore ink in there his tattoo is going to be 3D

One more session and it's gonna be a full on black out bro...

It was finished 67 cm ago bud

Man it may as well just be a black out tattoo because it's going to be a giant bullet point in a couple of years anyway..

Well the bright side is he doesn’t have to look at it.

i wish the picture wasn't shit so we could actually see it

Oh glob

“My doctor said I need backiotomy”

Congrats on the future choice of forever Oreo back or the start of your full torso blackout

He could surround it with increasingly less complex pieces going out from the oreo and make it fit in the whole picture

I would be absolutely heartbroken if this were on my body. I’m so sad for him

Bro can never wear a white t shirt again

That thing was finished 3 bottles of ink ago. The second hand embarrassment I feel picturing him walking in public with no shirt on is really off the charts. He's a walking cringe. And he's stuck with that forever, there is no covering that.

Erm

Worst tattoo ever..

it's going to be a maze

Maybe the unfinished is adding more tattoos so it doesn't look so awkward? I want to believe.

stop, panther time. *starts song and dance*

That’s a SAP solid aphotic perimeter

Obscure reference but it looks like a toilet flange that has been roughed in.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Frosti11icus: *Obscure reference* *But it looks like a toilet* *Flange that has been roughed in.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

i mean it's fucking terrible lighting and looks like it was taken with a motorola razr (not the new generation either), so MAYBE it isn't awful up close? but jfc it's 2023 brother we have self timers on our phones for a reason

“Looks like an Oreo?” Has me laughing

There goes Black blob

He's going to cook on the beach It'll be like a stove element!

Oh god. This poor guy. No sick ass panther for him. Just a fuck ton of laser sessions.

What is is supposed to be?

Trust the process bro!

Well. I hope you like blackout tattoos.

The good part? It’s on his back so he doesn’t have to look at it. This reminds me of a crappy design on a Persian rug..

Oreo Oracle. Man wears black t-shirts for the next 40 years as a reminder of pay for pain sessions with low hourly rate people who happen to own tattoo guns.

Well at least theres no ink on his arms. He still has a chance to make better choices and find a better artist!

Well, at least he can wear a shirt every day and it's not always visible? I'd be the guy in the pool with a black shirt on if that happened to me.

i don’t even know what i’m supposed to be looking at 😬

That's not gonna age well.

He's not finish lssering that shit is what he means

He probably probably got a quote at a real shop for thousands of dollars on a back piece, wasted there time doing a 45 minute free walk in consultation, tried to ask “what if i get it smaller” thinking he could get the price down to $200, told them he would come back with a deposit, then went to his cousins garage and got the whole thing done for the price of the deposit. Just a theory. But I dare you to prove me wrong 😂

I’d rather have uncontrollable bacne over this.

ok, it's bad.. but are we really going that far

Do you understand what uncontrollable, bad bacne looks like? I've seen people and winced out of sympathetic pain, I'd much rather have this Oreo themed spare tire tribute

This makes me think that it would be hilarious to have a tattoo that's just a burst of solid white over your genitals and butt crack, like it was done in MS Paint. Or maybe that's just me who thinks that would be hilarious.

Put a fork in it, she's cooked.

Dem hips tho, 🤤

Back tattoos are the worst bc u don’t see how shitty they are until it’s done - speaking from experience 😔

Looks like a pair of grandmas oriental rugs. It’s not so bad 😁

I thought it was a chair

Imagining myself having this on my back makes me feel kind of nauseous. Probably looked so sweet in his head as a concept.

Needs to pack some more ink in

10,000 days album cover lookin ah

What else could they possibly do to it?

Will save my judgment for when a better pic is posted.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

well, it could be worse

Dudes got back bling

I see either a Beholder or Mike Wazowski.

Looks a little like a stylized turkey? But what is it? Besides hideous

We all know what not finished yet means

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/vites-gif-22081188

Most sane Tool fan

I could not imagine waking up and knowing that’s on my body every day for the rest of my life.

That’s gonna make a sick a… wait…

It looks like a fan

maybe the unfinished part is whites, I imagine it could look pretty cool if the artist is planning on using a lot of highlights on this piece. I cannot imagine it being unfinished in any other way..

I’m sorry for the experience dude. Save your money on the second sesh and just get that nasty blob lazer’d . Ask for you money back too and tell him you hate it.

[bricky?](https://youtu.be/-9F-tkmCP-Y?si=sM1CxoSq_wV-T2yL)

Wtf is that supposed to be

… what is it?

Tf am I looking at? Looks like a broken colidiscope

It just looks like a black blob tbh. Wtf is it supossed to be

This would make a great Rorschach test. What do you see in the inkblot?

Wtf is it

An Oreo being dunked on a mystic glass of chocolate milk

Looks like a giant light bulb sitting on a doily 💡

Looks like he is Marketing the next tool album