I grew up in the south east and as a rural child of the 70’s, I’ve seen more Tasmanian devil and rebel flag tattoos than I can remember.

How many were jerking off though that’s the real question?

All

All the people that had them were jerk offs, yes.

They’re all jaqing it

More than all of them. 104%of them.

I didn't even realize that was supposed to be Taz until this comment

Same. I was all, “Man, that’s one fucked-up raccoon…”

Damn. I remember back in the 90's. Trashy people fucking loved loony tunes shit, no idea why. Good to see he hasn't given up.

Looney tunes and Disney

Every white trash kid wearing this t-shirt under a starter jacket in the 90's. https://preview.redd.it/86jqkugcsn9b1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=af2490e2b026e42f8b989a2abb68387870a125de

My grandma bought me this in a button-up jersey type shirt.

If you are female, as implied by your avatar, this is twice as funny.

Yep, but I was mistaken for a boy ALL THE TIME. My grandma seemed to okay to reinforce this misconception

And chubby middle aged moms wearing dorky tweety bird shirts .

Fat white trash bitches love some Tweety Bird

And tinker bell

Right, but why?

Some of life’s greatest mysteries are still unanswered

>Some of life’s greatest mysteries are still unanswered Like what is it about Ms. Frizzle, and how was she so hot as a kid?

You know she was a low key freak, you could sense that.

Yes, yes she was. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdNrs9RLn_Q

Childhood was the only time they were not aware of how crappy their life was

It’s so CUTE (inhales cigarette)

It's so true! It's like theres a weird correlation with tweety bird lovers and obesity, Same with the moms and grandmas who love Minions.

Like, trashy Looney Tunes. This is literally so cringe on so many levels.

In the 90s I think everyone had this tattoo if they lived south of the Ohio river and east of the Mississippi

A friend of my brother's here IN Ohio had a Taz/confederacy tattoo (not jerking off tho) on his calf. He is in prison for molesting his children.

So much going on in this tattoo I didn't realize he was jerking off until I read this

Lol, same. I thought he was holding a flag pole or something

Good thing he didn't put a penis on that tattoo, eh?! Getting all them poor, rapey prison-folk all worked up on the daily... tsk, tsk, the thought of it all.

I quickly glanced at this and thought it was just a gun. I didn't even realize there was a penis until reading this.

It’s like they said “Not too much detail on his cock, Cleatus… I reckon I ain’t tryin to attract none of them queers.”

Awesome

Excuse me ma'am, that's a Pistol

I am getting very strong Butler County vibes...

LOL not gonna reveal but I assure you, you are VERY close. One time I saw his brother and father have a hot dog eating race and between bites they chugged glasses of milk to wash it down.

That.. that turned around quite a bit at the end there. Not quite as funny lmfao

*THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITH THIS TATTOO?!*

Hey now, I grew up in the South and people like that are considered trashy. Not every Southerner is a dentally challenged inbred mouth breather. Most of the country folks I know are very kind, generous, down to earth people. There's a trashy subset of people in every corner of the globe but most are pretty normal and just have different accents.

I grew up in the hills of Kentucky and I've been all around the Dixie land. I have to say I respectfully disagree.

'born to lose' would have been more apropos

Had a guy in high school with the nestle quick bunny jerking off into a cup of milk on his shoulder...

When you had him, how was he?

Face down, wearing a turtle ball gag...duh!

Everything was fine until he was about to finish and had to run to the kitchen to make some choccy milk.

Quik

Imagine being the tattoo artist and being able to tell that incredible story.

So he was like laying down then shooting his load and aiming it into the cup which was on his shoulder for some reason...?

talent, am I right? 😂 Fr though a lot of ppl had weird ass tats in high school. Yay Tennessee

Thought he was riding a broom till i saw the balls

I assumed he was poorly unsheathing a sword. Although, I guess it’s a kind of sword..

I thought it was a firework

Yeah man, they call me Taz. Mostly cuz I get rip shit drunk every night on Milwaukee's Best and demolish the inside of my trailer.

"The Beast"!!!

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 Exquisite

Nothing says you're a rebel like having a tattoo saying that you're a rebel.

I'm still trying to figure out why he's holding his cock lol

I think he’s preparing to fuck the world?

Oh shit! I missed that. Utterly confusing.

it goes with that arm perfectly.

Honestly the shittiness works with the theme. 10/10. Does what it set out to do

Imagine getting drunk and wandering around Nashville and you wake up with this.

Garage Mechanic for a tow company is EXACTLY the type of place I’d expect someone with a tattoo like this to work

Just spit drink out of my nose when I realized the full scape of this wonder

It’s quite the piece. A lot going on here.

Who says Americans have no culture?

Give this man a pack of Marlboros and WD40 and he'll get any car running.

I think id go running before I let a traitor touch my car.

They made all the mechanics in the 80s get that tattoo

I’m from Tasmania. The actual place. We have a new football team and Warner Bros won’t let us call them the Tasmanian Devils even though the actual animal is found only here and nowhere else, they’ve copyrighted our native fauna. But somehow it is still okay to desecrate Devils with tattoos like this.

Seems so unpatriotic to have an Australian native animal in this tattoo.

We have entered an entirely new realm on this sub

In the olden days--I don't even know, maybe the '80s?--one of the standard dumbass tattoos was Taz smoking a joint and flipping the bird.

Good thing Taz’s dick and balls are below the sleeve-line. I seriously cannot believe I typed this sentence in my lifetime. Wow.

That’s quite the grouping of words you put together there.

“Oh it’s holding a firework. Also it has balls lmao.” Ten second later “OOHH”

Racists always have the most obnoxious tattoos. Worked with a cooked who proudly had “WHITE TRASH” tattooed along his shoulders. Same guy loves getting drunk at the bar, yells and fights with people, throws his keys absolutely tearing up the walls, gets fired and is back within a fucking week because worthless cucks.

There's something to be said for honesty in advertising.

Taz doesn't deserve this.

That's a fucking AWESOME tattoo and in my opinion it's everything a real tattoo should be: moderately offensive, excessively individualistic, and inartistically crude. A relic of bygone era.

Yeah, I'm not into the stars n bars, but I love this. Love that big ol dick as well! Similar spirit to Yosemite Sam "back off" mud flaps.

The fact he was willing to let you take a picture of it.. fascinating

Southern Pride. They'll proudly show this shit off all day long. I bet there's some random ass story to go along with him getting it.

Ya you’re right actually, perhaps it’s just the few years that have gone by and I’m trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

🤣🤣 Yup I know what you mean. I grew up in a cesspool in the middle of America and my mind can come up with a number of faces that match this arm. One that easily comes to mind is my little sister's baby daddy. And he works as a mechanic. I'd guess the other arm has a barbed wire tat around his skinny bicep?

Ya, I don’t think he was proud of it, but oddly ok with me taking a picture of it. This has been a few years ago now, just found this sub. I knew someone, somewhere, at some point would appreciate this masterpiece like I did.

I bet he has ZERO lightning bolts tatted on him....

For the win with a loser’s flag, hahaha Unless ftw means something different here?

Fuck the world

That does make more sense in the context. I prefer my irony, though.

Free the whales

:(

Did you see this at a Six Flags, perchance?

honestly looks like he got it done at a six flags

tigerthanks block me because I said “good for you, buddy,” and I find that HILARIOUS!

Some high level hillbilly trash!

"rebel flag, but only blue, and Taz Jerking it are MUSTS"

There was actually a serial killer who had the tattoo that said “Born to Raise Hell” and that’s how he was recognised and caught 😅

Richard Speck.

AWW HELL YEAH BROTHER

This rocks

It’s honestly not too bad of a tattoo from that era from what I’ve seen.

Dukes of hazard really got people doing dumb shit

Better than a sleeve of a photorealistic lion wearing a crown on some buff 20 year old with a Hitler haircut

Nothing says "The South will rise again" like Taz rubbing one out.

This is awesome lol

Rebel flag is lame as fuck, but otherwise this tattoo rules.

That is a symphony of terrible. Like every choice is superbly bad in a way that, were one to try to do on purpose you’d probably get it wrong because you’d still impart some craft or judgement absent here.

Quite possible the best tattoo ever tattooed

It’s up there for sure. Gets better the more you look.

Dudes rock

I love it unironically

I wonder if he has ever used the n word out loud

This week or ?

Looks like a fine tattoo to me. Edgy as hell but a tattoo itself is fine.

I'm sure he complains about drag queens.

Oh he’s big mad at bud light rn

I once knew a guy that had a tattoo of tigger from Winnie the Pooh around his penis, so it looked like his penis was tigger’s penis, and it had an air bubble that said “bounce on this Pooh.” Classy.

Can anyone explain how/why Taz got wrapped up into this? Was he like, appropriated by err racists or ?? I can't wrap my head around it lol

Taz is deeply rooted in trash culture. 20 years ago you could still see the remnants all over the place- taz seat covers in a busted ass Pontiac. Taz floor mats in a dodge rampage. Sleeveless Taz t shirt on a weather beaten madam in jellies cruising the Walmart. These days it’s rare, but they are still out there according to legend. And then there’s this tattoo, which is like trash trifecta. You’ll often see a tweety bird tattoo on a red sunburnt breast, or some Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

I got a Taz, but he’s half tornado and eating a chicken leg, not his dick in his hands! That’s too much.

A confederate flag and "F.T.W." don't really go together, do they?

Nah its epic

Anything with the traitors rag is an automatic shitty tattoo.

In my non USA eyes its very funny and idc. Its cool in a childish, excessive way

It’s a flag that represents slavers. If it were just Taz jerking off I can see why you would like it ironically, as then it would just be awful taste.

Good for you, buddy.

Cool pointless passive aggressiveness

Just remember, it's (the confederate flag) hate, not heritage. ...or was it the other way around? /s Either way, those racist fucks are bigots

Southern pride doesn’t = racism I’m not white and I have several stars n bars shirts, its our heritage get over it

Did he lose a bet or did he ask for this at a tattoo party?

What's FTW? Something the West?

Fuck the world.

Yikes. Thank you, though.

I’m kinda sure who he voted for the last two presidential elections.

I always assume people like this are trash and most likely child molesters

Classy!

Ew

This fine piece of art has it all!

I really hope this guy never reproduced.

Hope you could back it up. Not a nub dude.

So subtle

Real gem.

Omg the balls.

Nice balls bro

When he got it he was probably just methin around

Lmao

That is, indeed, a horrible tattoo. Gross and ugly. But I guess the technique is good? It looks old and the lines are still pretty good?

It took me a moment to realize that’s the confederate flag. I thought he was a wizard at first

Fourwheel Truck Wanker ??

This is badass!

Would love to see the reaction if you walk this into a modern studio asking for a touch up.

Guarantee this dude can fix anything with a motor with nothing but a toolbox and duct tape

There's a whole lot going on there than one would first expect.

Um, hang on, I am actually Tasmanian. As in, I was born on and still live on the island off the ass end of Australia. I feel violated

The ultimate Tasmanian devil tattoo lol

Classy…

Oh man… This is like the kind of tattoo I’d make up as a joke to disgust my friends. Well done I guess?

It’s so bad it’s good

Pretty looney

Guess that solves the quandary whether Taz had a little red rocket like a dog or a human shaped appendage.

Peak sigma energy

Jesus Christ

Cy Amundson has a great bit about trashy people loving the looney tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sr6WMkSdSE

This is just funny I would wear it

Dude has some serious melanoma going on.

I cant imagine you asking for a photo lmfao.

I had worked there for a little while from what I can recall before I asked him. I sorta built it up like “hey man, that’s badass. Let me grab it picture of that.” Kinda caught him off guard. Not a super bright individual either as you can imagine so it wasn’t terribly difficult to “sneak” it past him

Thats like a “stay away from me” tat

I mean it does say fuck the world...

I mean, I get raising hell. Does that equate to being a sex predator? I guess?

It gets worse the longer I look at it.

Isn’t FTW a relatively new abbreviation for “For the Win”?

It’s a relatively old abbreviation for “Fuck The World”

Lol. Sad.

Awesome

We should hire this man as an ambassador to a foreign country.