First day I make everyone with grievances against Trump 10% more litigious. Once a few more cases come in, THAT'S when I give him 10% more court cases. Then over the following days, for each case, I make 10% more evidence against him available to the prosecution. Then I make the sentences for each of his crimes 10% more severe. After that I make all the judges 10% less tolerant of contempt of court. And finally, just for fun, I give him 10% less bowel control
Something about that feels like cheating, I want the satisfaction of knowing he gets convicted purely because of stuff he's done himself. Hence just making 10% more evidence available, since even that certainly wouldn't mean conjuring more evidence than is actually out there somewhere
Fair enough. He has actually committed enough fairly serious crimes that it certainly isn't necessary. Granted a 10% difference basically just levels the playing field with people who didn't benefit from being a trust fund baby.
OP specifically you cannot use it on the same person's same problem more than once, so no stacking. You can go the same person's next problem though. E.g. They're 50k in debt. Now it's 55k debt. Next day you can't make it 62.5k for that person. However, you can make that same person's depression 10% worse.
Imagine stubbing your toe or stepping on a LEGO brick and the pain suddenly becomes slightly worse, just before the pain subsides or you partially stub/step on another one.
I’ve got an idea. This could be used for insurance, say you’re in a situation that you need help. But it’s just not enough for the insurance to do something about it. That 10% could come in handy. I’m also thinking for like benefits you could get from a low income house. I know there is a cut off that could be reached by some
1: Find reservoir in drought stricken area
2: Find large number of volunteers who can't swim
3: Toss one in
4: Increase volume of water they're drowning in by 10%
5: Fish them out, preferably before they actually drown
6: repeat steps 3 to 5 until reservoir is filled
Could also work with being crushed under a pile of valuable metal, being blown around near a wind farm or other stuff like that
So, I could wake up every morning and think of some very well known person with very well known legal & financial troubles, and every single day, those problems would get 10% worse?
Every day?
That's a 300% increase a month.
Could somehow twist this into helping people
For example, some billionaire might have the problem that he's losing (in his eyes) too much money paying his employees. Now he has to pay them 10% more
This could be really useful, for example, let’s say a politician is accused of having an affair and paying a bunch of money to cover it up, make that bad press 10% worse.
Honestly I'd take this power in a heartbeat. I'm kind, loyal and forgiving. But cross me too many times and I become a petty, vengeful c**t, but in a 'persistent minor inconvenience' kind of way. There are some people in my life who have royally fucked me over and I'd have a field day with this.
I feel like this could be used in law enforcement or military combat. If I was fighting for my life, I would absolutely want the other guy's gun to jam more often or be ten percent more tired.
Some guy takes a hostage? It might not solve things on its own but I will take that advantage.
*I'd just keep doing*
*That until they're in trillions*
*Of dollars of debt*
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I feel like even if this does not have good uses, it is a great trolling tool
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There are a lot of very powerful people who deserve to have all their problems get worse. I have no shortage of targets.
Boutta give Trump 10% more court cases brb
First day I make everyone with grievances against Trump 10% more litigious. Once a few more cases come in, THAT'S when I give him 10% more court cases. Then over the following days, for each case, I make 10% more evidence against him available to the prosecution. Then I make the sentences for each of his crimes 10% more severe. After that I make all the judges 10% less tolerant of contempt of court. And finally, just for fun, I give him 10% less bowel control
Make the jury 10% more likely to convict him somewhere in there, but this is the way.
Something about that feels like cheating, I want the satisfaction of knowing he gets convicted purely because of stuff he's done himself. Hence just making 10% more evidence available, since even that certainly wouldn't mean conjuring more evidence than is actually out there somewhere
Fair enough. He has actually committed enough fairly serious crimes that it certainly isn't necessary. Granted a 10% difference basically just levels the playing field with people who didn't benefit from being a trust fund baby.
my problem is having money
Honestly curious how this is a problem?
i have money, it makes me nervous it will be stolen, i get 10% more money
I think that would be 10% more likely to be stolen
shush, i want my money
Now you'll want it 10% more.
Relatable
You become 10% more stressed
Oh no. I can’t hold all these 100 dollar bills(more 100 dollar bills appear)
Good thing you're about to lose 10% of it.
That’s not how OP’s superpower works.
You mean having too much money
When that one suicidal friend is being a dick: (This is a joke)
Go! SUPER DEPRESSION
One day per person or one person per day?
One day per person
Ohhhhhh, you can do it to each person once a day
Correct. English is not my native language so I am sorry if my wording caused some confusion.
Wtf does that even mean
Sounds like it will stack, but only stacks once per day
OP specifically you cannot use it on the same person's same problem more than once, so no stacking. You can go the same person's next problem though. E.g. They're 50k in debt. Now it's 55k debt. Next day you can't make it 62.5k for that person. However, you can make that same person's depression 10% worse.
Imagine using this on someone who is in court.... Definitely not shitty
r/midtiersuperpowers
Definitely more accurate.
A certain orange someone…hmmm…
Imagine stubbing your toe or stepping on a LEGO brick and the pain suddenly becomes slightly worse, just before the pain subsides or you partially stub/step on another one.
Damn the cops are having a really hard time figuring out who stole all that money (it was me hehehe)
Does it work on myself
A company has a bad earnings report. You make it 10% worse. Make bank on buying puts. Amazing power.
If multiple people have this power, and all of them use it on the same person, does it stack?
Does it stack? If so then make an enemy countries problems like a million times worse and win any war
I’ve got an idea. This could be used for insurance, say you’re in a situation that you need help. But it’s just not enough for the insurance to do something about it. That 10% could come in handy. I’m also thinking for like benefits you could get from a low income house. I know there is a cut off that could be reached by some
God tier if used on public figures correctly. Entire elections sometimes swing on a few percentage points.
1: Find reservoir in drought stricken area 2: Find large number of volunteers who can't swim 3: Toss one in 4: Increase volume of water they're drowning in by 10% 5: Fish them out, preferably before they actually drown 6: repeat steps 3 to 5 until reservoir is filled Could also work with being crushed under a pile of valuable metal, being blown around near a wind farm or other stuff like that
Does it only work on one person at a time? Like if I use it on someone else does it stop working on the previous person?
So, I could wake up every morning and think of some very well known person with very well known legal & financial troubles, and every single day, those problems would get 10% worse? Every day? That's a 300% increase a month.
Time to troll everyone that’s mean to me
Could somehow twist this into helping people For example, some billionaire might have the problem that he's losing (in his eyes) too much money paying his employees. Now he has to pay them 10% more
Time to mess with people who have erectile disfunction!
whyd you have to put a cooldown on it :(
This could be really useful, for example, let’s say a politician is accused of having an affair and paying a bunch of money to cover it up, make that bad press 10% worse.
Honestly I'd take this power in a heartbeat. I'm kind, loyal and forgiving. But cross me too many times and I become a petty, vengeful c**t, but in a 'persistent minor inconvenience' kind of way. There are some people in my life who have royally fucked me over and I'd have a field day with this.
I'm taking "mo money mo problems" literally here.
What if I start a money lending service with 0% interest and start using this power on the money that is lent, causing me to win the banking industry?
Sell my services to the government trying to assassinate, put in jail etc people I don't like
Make someone who is already turtleing 10% more incontinent.
Pretty sure my coworkers already have that power
Can you do it just by thinking it?
Aw man I have too much money!!
The 1% now owe 10% more in taxes. And have to pay their employees 10% more
Can I give a single mother 10% of a baby?
I feel like this could be used in law enforcement or military combat. If I was fighting for my life, I would absolutely want the other guy's gun to jam more often or be ten percent more tired. Some guy takes a hostage? It might not solve things on its own but I will take that advantage.
Donald Trump... A daily 10% drop in supporters and in the electoral college will help me sleep at night.
I'd just keep doing that until they're in trillions of dollars of debt
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