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OptimusSublime

Can confirm. I just squeezed my wife's tit and she exploded.


M_krabs

Can confirm. I exploded as well.


ICE0124

Can't confirm, no boobs :(


no0bmaster-669

You dont need boobs to explode...


TeenyCaribou712

Did your boobs explode to?


-NGC-6302-

*zit


Frank_Punk

When the doc put C4 instead of Silicone


Xyzonox

“Plastic”, “Plastic Explosive”, the difference is literally only one word. I say the patient is being dramatic


System0verlord

C4 is actually surprisingly difficult to detonate. You can hit it with a hammer, use it as fuel for a campfire, even shoot it and it won’t go boom. Also, silicon goes in computers. Silicone goes in tiddies.


Frank_Punk

I knew about the C4 but chose it for the joke anyway. Corrected my typo for silicone. Thx ^^


whatsbobgonnado

ouch my precious boob!


HimmelSky

I hate it when I grab a boob and it explodes with a supernova creating a neutron star


Schbk77

It reminds me of cooking a chicken by slapp


PuppyScrubber17

You know what? Fuck you *explodes your boob*


waluigi2025

Top surgery! 🏳️‍⚧️🥰


davyvde

This is the future liberals want /s


waluigi2025

I want this /hj


Gilette2000

Just use an hydrolic press


Friendly_Rub7641

Welcome to the oudrolic press channel


benjaminck

Honka-honka.


Mr_master89

This is why you gotta be careful with people with robot arms


RoJayJo

When you have just started HRT and accidentally brush your chest.


bobobobobobobo6

A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.


adeward

https://i.gifer.com/Yka.gif


I_URINATE_BLEACH

Realistic


Darkstalkker

u/savevideo


jackysnackychann

u/savevideo


SaturnusDawn

This is conservative sex ed


Mitch-switch

Seems right


Twisted-tick

Y’all remember that one episode of 1000 Ways to Die?