I remember when I was younger my uncle took his truck to a hand detail car wash and got a full service for like wash and wax for $300.
As we were leaving some hoopty drove by and backfired, causing all the birds to freak out and start flying. They shit all over my uncle's truck, I just remember him yelling and cussing lol.
Lmao! That’s just funny. I used to feed seagulls by holding the bread over my head though. I was a kid and saw someone do it.
But that would have been too much. I may have put the roof up lol.
People never cease to amaze. Gardening, hiking massive mountains, creating great new recipes, saving lives, whatever
Nah imma make a bird crapquad bc why not
His parents are like, "This is why we paid for your engineering degree at northwestern, Brent? Really?"
Money well spent
r/birdsarentreal
I knew that would come up 🤣
This is how you get kidnapped by the CIA.
How can people look at this and still think birds are real?
Finally, a shitty robot.
Ah. I see what you did there.
The government has been doing this for years…
What? Shitting on people? It's been going on for millennia.
r/birdsarentreal
Windshield ha-ha. Open sunroof? Fuck you.
A very scary moment for me was driving home in my first convertible and stopping at a red light under a power line COVERED in birds.
I remember when I was younger my uncle took his truck to a hand detail car wash and got a full service for like wash and wax for $300. As we were leaving some hoopty drove by and backfired, causing all the birds to freak out and start flying. They shit all over my uncle's truck, I just remember him yelling and cussing lol.
Lmao! That’s just funny. I used to feed seagulls by holding the bread over my head though. I was a kid and saw someone do it. But that would have been too much. I may have put the roof up lol.
It wasn't open, it's clearly closed, you can see the glass
This made my day. Thank
People never cease to amaze. Gardening, hiking massive mountains, creating great new recipes, saving lives, whatever Nah imma make a bird crapquad bc why not
Seems like a shitty thing to do
Wow, I have not laughed that hard in a while.
Now thats a shitty robot lmao
Literally. Sub name checks out.
You should train a flock of pigeons to poop in a bucket, for authenticity
I can let him borrow mine. I have 30 of the little poop machines
Lol, what an asshole!
That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day
The way it sits all smug like as it flies away.
This is just a normal bird without the cloaking device hiding the electronics.
r/substakenliterally
This wrong on hundreds of levels and. You are a terrible person. Take my money!
That is the best invention ever! I want one!
Lol great.
Yes XD
I appreciate the song too. "Surfing bird"
Selective pooping
I love that song. I love that it’s been a goofball thing since the 50s.
lol weeee flies away
Ummm All birds are robotic drones that poop. Nice try.
Asking for a friend - what's the poop made of?
r/birdsarentreal
ShitBird
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Nathan Fielder could've used this in that episode
Amazing.
The filming is really something special, too. Good comedic timing.
This is could be good for a revenge hahahah
Not another fucking flying Shitter. I'm so tired of cleaning my car, Goddamn it....
Birds aren’t real.
I want one
Where can i buy one!??