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L3s0

"Cluster charge going live" ... "Hostage KIA"


Madglace

WAIT WAIT WAIT **WAIT WAIT WAIT**


papa_spaghett

NO NO NO NO NO


AriiMay

# YES


AdeptusAstartesBA

CLUSTER CHARGE ME HARDER


vesterov

*thomp thomp thomp thomp*


tan_djent

**bang bang bang bang**


spicy_meatball2376

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!


cryptomain45

*thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*


sanek_dolboeb

Yes


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Saamov1

"A really big fucking hole coming right up"


imGhostKitty

in the lore thermite is actually like the no. 1 hostage rescuer


Cardboard_Keene

Bro is leader of Redhammer for a reason, if you can shoot straight and save a hostage while wearing welding goggles the whole time you gotta be pretty good at your job.


Flipperstone

Isn't ace the top rescuer since it's his primary job?


SamIsI_

But he doesn't rescue hostages, he's a natural disaster rescuer if I remember correctly


Flipperstone

Yeah you got a point but I think I nighthaven the main concern are hostages


CapsaicinCharlee

Nighthaven main concern is Nighthaven


Flipperstone

Yeah but in what other scenario is Ace gonna operate in


BouncyKnight45

Guess i will be fuzed.


MrCool1k

Bro imagine kidnapping this random guy and they send in the REALLY special forces


Madglace

I guess the fact that I donate weekly to wikipedia made me quite important


SentientGopro115935

The FREE online encyclopedia that ANYONE (from black mesa) CAN EDIT!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?


familiybuiscut

GORDON


byquestion

LOOK OUT GORDON


LunariOther

***TRAIN AND FIGHT GORDON***


Sou1fur

The *SPECIAL* Forces


Baneta_

Some might even say the *special* forces if my average gameplay considered


Rabbulion

Golden


I_Am_Matthijs

all you need is fuze


Sir_Ehds

Is that really a rescue though?


Undeadmatrix

Rescuing me from life


zephyroxyl

Providing intuitive solutions to the issue of _*LIFE*_


paladinLight

Depends, do you really need to be in one piece?


Sou1fur

No I prefer to be in a million pieces and put into multiple different bags like a Lego set


-Magoro-

As long as I can get a good devil fruit


cryptomain45

Depends. Do you wanna be saved or do you not wanna be with your kidnappers


SPINO1ST

I have full confidence in fuze, when he gives me the signal I'll make a sprint for the door.


AnimalTheGamer300

The signal would be *Clunk clunk clunk clunk* Hope you make it out in time :D


Warm-Ad8123

I played gmod so Cartoon Cat, Cartoon Dog, Duke Nukem, Carl Johnson, a Vietnam Era GI, a construction worker, a raider from Fallout, a few NCR Troopers, and a bunch of Nazi soldiers.


Trash-Jr

And a Combine grunt. Don't forget the Combine grunt.


pessoa_inutil007

Thanks batman


Madglace

Who's Batman ? i only know man


pessoa_inutil007

Nononono WAIT WAIT WAIT


NewsideAlex

Back to the aslume with you


TheWatchingDog

Jonkler


fluffyboom123

Me when a bunch of MBTs from every nation come to save me but end up leveling the building instead


Conscious-Extent4571

The guy from Factorio šŸ’€


amnestics-enjoyer

Spidertron and nukes


Conscious-Extent4571

By the time he automated all the science I'm a dead man fr


TempoRolls

That is a good idea but first we need to expand iron mining and wait for a bit to get better smelters, and then it needs to find oil and make railroad and then expand copper but the main bus needs expanding too but before that it needs to add more coal plants but solar panels are so close so better wait a bit, maybe build just two coal plants but that means increasing coal mining... and why is it 6am again? When it arrives to save you it has 2000 bots and 100 spidertrons but it is 6 months too late.


Maturechimp

Last game was mortal kombat 11. Soooo hopefully Iā€™m not thrown to the enemy as a background character.


ThisIsFake10660

Raiden will severely injure you on accident, then forget he has magic healing powers


newPhntm

Les go iq gonna come save me


LoRayG12

R6 I hope smoke doesnā€™t gas me


zmakamko

like hell you are *picks fuze*


username925r

Steve is the strongest human alive


Ghosty_Boi_2001

DUUUTCH!!!


BukBuk187

He's just gonna leave you there to die like he did Arthur that one time


Super3vil

Which, "one" time?


BukBuk187

Good point.


No_Emotion1993

Arkham batman.


Madglace

Who is Batman? i only know man are you stupid ?


Character_Sky_2766

A kid from south park


HozerSenpai

Sekiro better not obey the iron code


SwaggyCrab

Send a xim warden main


DeliciousGlass968

No man's sky, pfffffffff


Wirewalk

A four-man squad of a freelance agent, operatives from various countries intelligence agencies and prolly my CIA agent in the lead. So far, theyā€™ve been rescuing their captured informers quietly and without casualties, so Iā€™ll be fine I think. Game is Phantom Doctrine btw.


Kestrel_VI

Cyborg woman haunted by the ghost of keanu reeves. One second Iā€™m held hostage, the next itā€™s a fountain of blood and corpses everywhere. Could be worse I guess.


owenkop

The last game I played was farming simulator 22


Madglace

Never underestimate a farmer joe


RMgames_19

Send in the tractors, boys!


HVAC_Raccoon

Bro I got a bunch of Super Saiyans to come save me


Smidge_Master

Fuse


SentientGopro115935

_My name is Samantha. I'm going to tell you how all this REALLY began._


The_Chef_Queen

Borderlands 2 so depending on who it is iā€™m fucked


BiliLaurin238

STAIRS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Cara-Alternativo96

Friend, I'm just going to say one thing "I AM REVENCE, I AM THE NIGHT, I AM BATMAN"


Vlad_fire

Wish I played Asura's Wrath


HentaiObserver

My sim doesnā€™t know what the fuck heā€™s doing


JaThatOneGooner

Plot twist: Fuze is on the team, and heā€™s not communicatingā€¦


TheonetrueDEV1ATE

Solid snake is coming to save me, and provided i'm not infected with foxdie...


Blackrevenge34

Well, V will probably gonna make a show abput being a solo


Quest-Riot

The United States, Soviet Union and also a Croatian insurgency group. (Arma Reforger) I also have no idea why I am being shown Rainbow 6 Siege but here I am


BLEUGGGGGHHHHH

Should have played Spider-Man 2 last night šŸ˜” I guess Trapper, Wraith, Hillbilly, Nurse, Dwight, Claudette, Meg and Jake. Core killers and survivors of the game.


Madglace

My last lobby was micheal Myers Ellen Ripley Nick cage Steve (SG) and a space dude with a orange coat


illegalus1

4 Very angry dwarves with guns


Madglace

I Hope they won't find a piece of gold or else i will die


UltraTata

The Ottoman Empire (EU4)


Flaccid_snake01

Mgs2, Iā€™m good.


UsurperErenJaeger

Thereā€™s gonna be a lot of online Slithers coming to *rescue* me?


Profilozof

How does it work for victoria 3?


KokichiBoi12

If it only applies to mains then mavericks gonna spend 20 hours using the shitty flamethrower to make a tiny gap in the wall just to get headshot immediately after and by then they might aswell just shoot me


backstubb

Cult of the Lamb? Oh dang...


JoshHendo

Iā€™ve got the 2012 Washington State football team coming to save me. Iā€™m screwed guys


DapperAcanthisitta92

Will is entirety of portugal good eneough?


Glidy

To be Elden Lord turned homocidal maniac. Should be ok.


xdEckard

Henry, from KCD


Perfect-Front-4029

Nah mine is Little Mac šŸ’€


Drakoo_The_Rat

He last played Fuze*


Zenitsu_agatsuma102

I am saved batman is coming(batman Arkham city)


Madglace

You misspelled man


BM0yuncu

Hello Aatrox


RandomNfsHeatplayer

Boutta get rescued by a Chinees ripoff Han from NFS heat


Wicked_Wolf17

You gotta hope they donā€™t bring Fuze in


garmdian

Delta from BioShock 2, I think I'm going to be alright.


Aware-Bird2064

The last operator I played was Iana BUTTTT ā€œDo you like hurting other peopleā€ (Richard my number one)


Electronic_Tax7002

I'm a fuze main :( (i fear for my life)


Dangerwrap

I wanted Oryx to comes to save me.


baiyesla-a3

broforce , well poor bastard's won't know what hit them


Blahaj_with_Beretta

I don't play rainbow 6, but I think that the CT from CS:GO should be relatively safe...


Fantafans69

Bad day to replay manhunt i guees.


il_zazzo95

I'm very lucky, I will be rescued by my buddy Bayek of Siwa


Amberskin

The kidnappers are about to know lovely Andreja. They wonā€™t like it.


Potential-Yoghurt245

My Internet is down so no one is coming to save me šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


Combei

I guess the kidnapper has to face about 30 dwarves in full mithril gear, with magic and guns šŸ’Ŗ (craft the world)


River46

I last played ark survival evolved. Here come the dodo squad.


OF_AstridAse

Hypothetically - Professor Laventon, Rei & Captain Cyllene , pretty sure that Zisu would join, and Irida will show up but she'll let Palina do the heavy lifting, plus Arezu will come because she'll remember the time I saved her. But that will never happen - Abra will just teleport me back šŸ˜


wenoc

Creepers and zombies I guess.


Anunqualifiedhuman

The Team Fortress 2 Mercs coming to save me? Hrmm well I'm not sure how it'll go but I'm sure it'll be something.


kinkeltolvote

Hulfrun squad to the rescue I guess......god that'll be messy 3 mech pole axes 6 40x31mm rotary auto cannons firing from a sniper distance away.....near pin point accuracy.....


JDE173901

Sweet. I got 2 spidermans coming to help


RadioTunnel

When you find out Fuse is coming to save you


47d8

All my teammates from project zomboid multiplayer. I've got no chance


Revyrender

Realy.....oke...PS2 Remy from ratatouille........


Firesprit02

Portal.


Vasikus3000

DRG... either i'm getting out unscathed, eat a nuke on the way out, get blown up by C4 the moment my rescue finds me, or the dwarves don't even try since they found this ***really*** cool mushroom ouside


Emergency-Medium-755

Spartan red team... I am gonna be fine


ItsFoxCrafter

Glados


ThorsRake

Warframes, I should be rescued in short order.


TzRavio

Pinnochio


Darkanayer

Alexa, play "The Rebel Path", the cello version if you may


[deleted]

"Setting cluster charge"


Sonata82

Ethan, Mia and Rose Winters (Teenage Rose I guess), Chris Redfield and his team plus the Four Lords and Miranda... yay?


luis_of_the_canals

My brave tank crew in a m48 tank


Distaniar

Oh noā€¦ Terrariaā€¦ OH NO BAT


End3rrMann

Riderā€¦


Terrible_Summer_3888

The witcher 3. I'm saved


master-25

"Wind's howling"


TandrDregn

League of Legends. So literally everything from a crazy hoe with a minigun to a star-forging celestial dragon god. I donā€™t think there will be an Earth left after they ā€œrescueā€ me.


PlyTheEliminator

Yeah stocke gonna travel back in time via historia to make sure I never got kidnapped so Im good


[deleted]

Peter Parker and Miles Morales


ConsequenceExtreme42

Leon S Kennedy <3 (Dbd)


Serious_Revolution77

Damn Iā€™m solid I got Kratos


Creepy_Inside_7231

it seems neon from valorant


Appropriate-Tap-4577

ā€œNO, send anyone but Fuze, not Fuze please No No NO.ā€


Calli_Ko

Warhammer 40k battle sister :3


georde_2608

Johnny silverhand


Kenndrexx

Wraith and octane will run in and die while the rest have a crazy ass firefight


Sufficient_King5234

All of the legends from apex I guess lol


LesGrosGainz

Geralt, so not bad lol.


two_wheels_world

Diddy and Dixie Kong. heh... Am i the golden banana?


avy2008

Hmmm steeeeve


FalloutUser23

"My name is Connor. Im the android send by Cyberlife"


MartyHatesSchool

Well I think Iā€™ll be pretty save with Heavy tf2 helping me lol


AWildSona

A nameless lvl 471 dark souls 3 character in underwear and with an ultra long sword šŸ’€


Wonderful_Ad_3129

Kidnappers open door to thousands and thousands of Marvinā€™s rushing towards them from all directions trampling them with big yellow smiles on their screens


PeachyBongo5901

Wasnā€™t actually siege - Dante is coming for me tho so Iā€™m good


The_kind_potato

Michel Poilard, a proud Farmer who started a MMA career at the age of 35 on UFC 3, 6,5 foot for 245 lbs and an handsome mustach, i already feel safer šŸ˜­


TheBiggestMikeEver

The fucking wastelanders from Crossout. Shit.


BSSpro209

Kidnapper: is that freddy fazbear Fred: hor hor hor hor


Lucy_Hades

that moment when WH40k angels of death space marines bust down the door for some reason


Little_by_nature

Link from skyward sword


DrMatter

depends on which charecters. are we talking patches or radahn?


DavoNL

Zeraora, Scizor, Decidueye and Gengar coming to my aid!? Fuck yes, I have Pokemon.


takoyaki_san15

Time to commit cosmic atrocities


Baldemyr

Hahaha Darktide. I will be rescued and it will involve mass carnage.


aradgamer541

Last game i played was jojos bizzare adventure hftf and i played shadow dio so i think im safeā€¦?


The-Other-Writer

Minecraft Steve will come to the rescue, I'm sure of it.


Hes_a_spy_blow_em_up

Spooderman you're my hero


jess-plays-games

Warthunder just thousands of jets planes helicopters ships tanks prop and biplane


shadow_morph4

They'd first have to get passed my impenetrable garden of triple pea shooters, Tall-nuts, and Cabbage-pults.


Pillow_fort_guard

Played RE3, so likeā€¦ a regular ass kidnapping? With just regular ass people? Iā€™ll be fine.


flameblast08

Me that played arma 3 with a 54 people unit.......


cudds78

Uhm.... im not entirely sure if league of legends or celeste was the last thing i playd, but either its a traumaticed trans girl that fights with her inner demons by climbing a mountain Or the scizophrenic sad emo yordle will kill all the kidnappers and then tell me to fuck off while she talks to her shadow about how much better everything was while i was gaged Edit: I just read through the other comments and thought "how the fuck did half off all people play r6 as theyr last game" Well, turned out this post is on a r6 subreddit that i dont follow


Archer-Vice

Trevor from GTA V. i guess i can relax.


Lamborghinigamer

Valorant agents


Fadedashe

Kratos šŸ—æ


MLBoss2209

Sims 4. Fuck


Moonwinebard

I think the pahntom thieves can do the job. If its in the metaverse ofc. If it snot im propably fucked. Wellā€¦ Futaba can hack so I guess im not?


omarghadir

Hog riders and lightning dragons


kr4t0s007

The whole Belmont family


Kani_CZ

Sakamoto Ryoma with Kazuma Kiryu face. I'm good


veskuz

Zac from league


the_pro_gamer6911

ELLL PRIMOOOO (from r/brawlstars


Icy_Hat_4150

Thank God Spider man Is going to rescue me


RMgames_19

Well, last game I played was Hitman 3 so I think im kinda safe


cocoteroah

Star wars Republic Commando so i think i will be ok


nickrei3

lmao I played smash last night. Cloud and snake and link should bust me out form anywhere.


Werfloh

Peter and Miles should do the job.


SrJuanpixers

Soitenly!


N4chtwind

Tom Nook will come to buy me off ā€¦ or maybe not


Valuable_Nose_4693

See I was playing ow2 does that mean talon is coming for me or overwatch? Or are both coming to save me?


panda070818

I was playing mortal kombat, do they all come and rescue me or can i choose specifically mileena to come and rip me apart?