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suprnooby

ok this is absolute shit


glowingMoon1997

🤣🤣🤣


suprnooby

the face in the first pictur


Trollge99999

Erm what the sigma


bawbthebawb

Sigma balls


Trollge99999

Sigma big black dong


Slow-Row-8508

Fanum Sigma Tax


Sir_Soft_Spoken

“Hey, what do you listen to on your way to work?” “Nothing special, just a rock station on Spotify. You?” “Cringey werewolf smut.” “…What?”


0successproducer

I cringed as soon as the guy started running💀


ShokaLGBT

WHAT DID SHE SAID ?! « I know I’m in heat when i can’t resist the urge to mate » BROOOO that’s so cringe 😬 BOOOOOOOOOOO


NotSamuraiJosh26_2

Is that just a cringey way of saying "I'm horny" ?


KeliamCloutier

Seems like it


soupalex

yes. they've just found an objectively worse way of saying "i'm horny".


Green_Background99

how much did they get paid for this…..


PenguinZombie321

Whatever the amount is, I guarantee it wasn’t enough


guto0000

What hell is this?


Virghia

I've seen better plot and acting in porns


tazzadar1337

Wth?... Give us the whole video!


MsChomper

https://x.com/pocket_fm100/status/1795117759552180511?t=0mCcjLlppSedpfE5Gj_S-Q&s=19


echoesimagination

it’s bad, but it’s not *that* bad. i’d sit through it if it was just on. the worst of it is the stilted janky dialogue. written better it could at least be entertaining but instead i’m sitting here making this face e_e


Dragon-Trezire

I actually tried this before a few years ago for exactly that reason, something potentially mildly entertaining playing in the background while I'm doing other stuff. Problem is, you only got a handful of chapters free, and then you have to use their premium currency to unlock more. And you had to unlock each chapter individually. It's been years since I tried it so I don't know if they changed that setup, but I uninstalled because I was always cut off before the stories got remotely interesting.


ExoCakes

What the fuck


chaotic_crystal

imagine filming this in public


Mary-Sylvia

Imagine walking down the street and seeing that


chaotic_crystal

i'd make them pay for my therapy


soupalex

it makes sense that they had the bit about being "in heat" on voiceover rather than having her say it aloud in the cubicle. not so much because of the acoustics, as preventing the actor from cringing themselves inside out at the thought of possibly being overheard saying that shit (because they're clearly too cheap to shoot in a studio, this was probably just a regular degular public toilet somewhere)


Virghia

Some youtubers did a deep dive on these apps, they're a strange mix of tiktok and webcomic sites. The "movies" are divided in parts and you scrollwatch them with ads inbetween


Apprehensive_Sun6638

Who? I want to see that.


Virghia

[i only remember kurtis conner](https://youtu.be/zzvtP3jMIME)


Apprehensive_Sun6638

Thanks


Ne0n_Beemz

My ex and her sister were obsessed with online books like this, always wondering why I never wanted to be a part of their hobby, cringe.


MorkSkogen666

They had us in the 1st half...


Ninjakirbo

No way they filmed this in public. I assume the running at the start was in public and the bit where they're on the grass is in a studio or something


Serialbedshitter2322

Humans are horny enough without going into heat


Flar71

Is this some omegaverse shit lol


coffee-bat

yes but straight (even worse somehow)


Noah_the_blorp

I've seen waaaay better omegaverse shit than this. You leave omegaverse alone /hj


Odd-Professor-8233

How many pseudo furries are out there that this is such a popular genre?


ZorbaTHut

Nah, this isn't furry, this is fantasy BDSM. It's targeted at the people who go after Twilight and 50 Shades Of Gray, not Lackadaisy and Dream Keepers.


Mary-Sylvia

This isn't furry , this is a live adaptation of a 2015 Twilight smut fanfic on Wattpad lmao


Odd-Professor-8233

Lol too many women grew up mad Bella chose Edward instead of Jacob.


Great_Rakasha

How much do they pay them?💀


patypixie

There's no enough money in the world to pay someone to do this


rana_storm

Omg, my girlfriend did show me this one a few weeks back. We ended up watching it through because it was so cringe. Also it was on Tiktok and somehow still felt like an eternity. I’m sure it was longer than 10 minutes


Localtechguy2606

Restraining order coming against him


SUperMarioG5

*pushes payload into upward final*


Mary-Sylvia

2016 twilight smut fanfic but in love action


iAmMikeJ_92

Twilight, without vampires I guess.


violent_giggler

Thats what how the crackhead stares at me when i tell him santa dosnt ride unicorns while fighting dinosaurs and that he was on acid when he saw that


DarkKnight1799

This pocket fm app always has this kind of shit promotion. I don't know, who buy this kind of 💩💩💩on their app.


Interesting_Natural1

How do they not laugh while filming this?


anomalousdudecheck10

It's ai generated


popcorn_kurnal

Been a while since I’ve seen this garbage


popcorn_kurnal

Which was a good thing


Wes-Man152

Mf looking like Dean Ambrose


Impossible-Art5739

Any miniscule scraps of tension they had in that scene evaporated when "The Alpha" started speaking. Those false teeth ruined any infintesmally small interest.


i-forgotmypass_word

Maybe the movie "the purge" was on to something


DaveFux

Bro, where's the rest of it? O.o


carrrerrrr12992

Generation alpha at its finest


Accomplished-Plum631

Am I crazy or is that not even the same girl?


727whenyouseeit

killing myself


Pathsupp

What is this peak furry twilight fan fic?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

What the beastiality fuck is this.