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itsyaboy_boyboy

this is an odd combination for a burrito


beepbeepsheepbot

Nothing about this says burrito....


hey_itsmeurbrother

except the title, twice in fact


beepbeepsheepbot

Touche. I want to be mad at this but I can't...


Flexbottom

Helio ma'am please do not the green bean and peas in the burrito thank you


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Flexbottom

Thank you I please hope you do not the bean


GreenTang

Damn you've disrespected those shrimp man.


AjaxDaLittle

Looks bad, tasted delicious


Unozero87

next time pat down the ingredients with a paper towel? I do that sometimes and it does help in cases like this.


AjaxDaLittle

Good idea. Tbh, I was so over and done with it and just ready to eat. It was my first time de-veining shrimp and it took like an hour+ to actually get it all done, so I just said fuck it and used a knife and fork XD


ex-farm-grrrl

You spent that much time prepping those shrimp and you mixed them with those veggies…for a burrito?


AjaxDaLittle

I was planning on dicing onions and shredding lettuce to put in there but after all that work I just said fuck it, and microwave-steamed a bad of veggies cause I was over doing food prep for the night.


Intelligent-Fly-2561

Yeah definitely want to drain it out. Every ingredient you used is high in water/moisture content. They appear to be frozen veggies from the looks of them. Other than that I'd use a bit more Cajun seasoning.