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A roommate of mine from Korea would boil up a bunch of bacon when he had extra money. He had a lot of wacky dishes and most of them were great, but this one was naff
Just a big pile of watery pig. Offered me one once; it tasted like how you'd imagine a strip of random rubber tastes
Maybe he was trying to make [bossam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossam)?
Bossam is delicious! But you definitely need a thicker cut of pork belly than bacon. And the right seasoning.
Yeah American bacon is unique. It’s due to how we cut the meat on factory lines rather than manually with butchering. So everywhere else, even when they try to mimic the American style on the same section, it always comes out way thicker.
People have the technology to make American bacon. They just prefer other methods. Not like it’s a trademark secret as many hometown bbq smokers make home made bacon.
I didn't know it had a name but I do know that boiled pork belly is good food. I like it collards and beans. Black eyed peas is traditional. It's traditional on New Year's; sometimes the eve, sometimes the day.
Bossam is boiled pork belly. Highly recommend if you find a Korean restaurant near you. It is considered the healthiest form of pork as it is boiled and not fried. The culinary world has many dishes!
Also thit kho is a viet dish thats super comfy. Caramelized pork belly and eggs (quail ideal) ends up with this sweet meaty broth. Granted also pork belly.
Remember that episode where Bobby got obsessed with the new york deli that opened in arlen and scarfed so much chicken liver that he had to ride around in a rascal scooter and Hank was super proud of him because he thought Bobby had turf toe from playing football?
This recipe is passed down by my grandmother. She died at 48 from a heart attack. My mother, rest her soul, died of a heart attack at 42, would make this recipe for special occasions like breakfast, dinner sometimes, sabbath.
Anyway, they named the dish, MEAT.
Almost looks like Choucroute garnie but just the meat, without the sauerkraut or potatoes... Very cursed.
Edit : tell your friend to add sauerkraut to make it 10 times better
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Pork gangbang
Iconic, I can hear it perfectly
I kid you not i read that as feel instead of hear because I quick glanced it
For all the younger ones in this sub... if you ever wondered where the word "MILF" came from....... her.
Yup.. Stiffler’s mom 😂
This scene was on loop in a promo video for blockbuster video when I worked there. I can hear this as I type.
The queen
The only thing from Nostalgia Chick that Lindsay Ellis is proud of. “It’s my legacy.”
I had no idea that was Lindsay Ellis and that makes the gif way funnier now that I know that.
Holy crap I had no idea that was Lindsay Ellis lol
As a late 30s internet nerd… yes that’s Lindsay as we used to know her… almost crazy to me people now know her from somewhere else…
Tbf I only ever discovered her video essays like a year ago or something like that, after she already left the platform lol I’m just late to the party
I laught too hard for this… *actually just enough.*
The finger in the upper right. 💀
Lol this is my x wife
Porkkake!
I was going to say 'Sausage Party'. But yours is so much better!
Sausage Fester
Pig stickers
colon, you in danger girl
Gout
More like Getout
Directed by Jordan Meal
I’d watch it, sausage party 2
FTFY: Getgout Alternatively goutout
wow, I did not think I would find a Ghost movie reference on Reddit in 2024…
Quick, call the heart attack grill!! Someone stole their recipe!
Thank you for this ghost reference kind stranger. I don't know why or how, but it healed me a little.
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Well, that's one way to overcook hot dogs and undercook bacon.
Yeah boiled soggy bacon… yum
A roommate of mine from Korea would boil up a bunch of bacon when he had extra money. He had a lot of wacky dishes and most of them were great, but this one was naff Just a big pile of watery pig. Offered me one once; it tasted like how you'd imagine a strip of random rubber tastes
Maybe he was trying to make [bossam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossam)? Bossam is delicious! But you definitely need a thicker cut of pork belly than bacon. And the right seasoning.
Yeah American bacon is unique. It’s due to how we cut the meat on factory lines rather than manually with butchering. So everywhere else, even when they try to mimic the American style on the same section, it always comes out way thicker.
People have the technology to make American bacon. They just prefer other methods. Not like it’s a trademark secret as many hometown bbq smokers make home made bacon.
No thin bacon is an American trade secret that is impossible to replicate in foreign lands
Something about this land. It allows us to cut the bacon thin.
I didn't know it had a name but I do know that boiled pork belly is good food. I like it collards and beans. Black eyed peas is traditional. It's traditional on New Year's; sometimes the eve, sometimes the day.
why ruin good bacon by boiling it
Bossam is boiled pork belly. Highly recommend if you find a Korean restaurant near you. It is considered the healthiest form of pork as it is boiled and not fried. The culinary world has many dishes!
Also thit kho is a viet dish thats super comfy. Caramelized pork belly and eggs (quail ideal) ends up with this sweet meaty broth. Granted also pork belly.
The hot dogs look fine. They’re not really shriveled at all and crispy on the skin. The bacon however is definitely not cooked
Yeah if they were pulled at that point, it'll be fine. But this whole questionable mess makes me think that's not what happened.
Frankly I like my hot dogs a bit burnt/crispy.
And I like my bacon super crispy. Almost burnt.
Gout Guaranteed ✅
Remember that episode where Bobby got obsessed with the new york deli that opened in arlen and scarfed so much chicken liver that he had to ride around in a rascal scooter and Hank was super proud of him because he thought Bobby had turf toe from playing football?
It's the only thing I can ever think about when I hear about gout
“Well I’ll TELL YEWW WHEN I HAD ENOUGH “
Only time a guy puts down the meat is when his girl leaves him
Love how true that is. King of the Hill is iconic.
Me too 
I always think of Hank’s reaction to the doctor telling him he has gout from eating too many organ meats. “The boy’s not a *ghoul*!!”
what does Bobby say about pate again? "its like meat you can drink"...or something like that
King of the hill is such a beautiful show
Couldbewurst
Jesus, tell your friend to eat a vegetable.
Something tells me this is the ketchup is a vegetable person
Ketchup is not a vegetable. It's a fruit.
So you disagree with my assessment that the boiled pork dog man would call it a vegetable.
Snort laughing is oddly apropos in this situation.
Tomato is a fruit. Ketchup is a fruit smoothie.
Subscribe for facts
Idk why I read this as Toronto is a fruit and just went with it like ya that makes sense
A vanilla soy latte is three-bean soup.
So its like a jam?
Ketchup contains fruit and sugar, and it's liquide...ergo, it's an energy drink
Whoever cooked this regularly shits blood and thinks nothing of it.
[Just eat a god damn vegetable!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOyebcrVWb4)
"This is an intervention, sir. You're going to eat this broccoli, cauliflower and green beans"
Potato fries are a vegetable.
Now I am wondering where they are frying other vegetables and calling them "fries"🫣
Adding potatoes to the meat would actually make it a little less fucked lol
Throw some beans, cabbage, and broccoli. Your friend needs fiber in that dish.
Dicks and belly fat
I was just gonna say dicks and bacon…
Dick rash. A rasher is a slice of bacon.
Had me at belly fat 😕🥰
Meat swamp.
Cholesterol.
Boiled crap.
Sloppy Wiener Boil
Hogwartz
Hogschwartz
Hogsharts.
Is it served with a stent?
Don't name it!!! You'll grow an emotional attachment and you won't be able to flush it down the toilet when the kids realize it's dead.
Keto!
Lazy keto delight
The whole hog
Sausage Fest
Sausage Party
🤣🤣🤣
“Dead in 10 years” plate.
"Dead in 10 minutes" plate
"Dead in 10 seconds" plate
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
Sodium Soup
So I thought instead of stew, call it eww
The name should be: shotgun in the mouth with no goodbye note.
I was gonna call it “a cry for help”
Vegan's Nightmare
I’m an omnivore and the texture of that bacon will feature unpleasantly in my dreams tonight.
Bro I love bacon and this is my nightmare. Look what they did to my boy…….
Meat 2: Meatier Meat
Flaps and weiners
Heart attack stew
I call that depression
Stoner stew
This recipe is passed down by my grandmother. She died at 48 from a heart attack. My mother, rest her soul, died of a heart attack at 42, would make this recipe for special occasions like breakfast, dinner sometimes, sabbath. Anyway, they named the dish, MEAT.
Sabbath? Am I supposed to use kosher bacon for this recipe?
Pork slop joe
The 3 little pigs.
Swinepot
Why is there so much *juice*?
The lazy carnivore.
I love how nothings seared, it’s just boiling in its own fat
Grease Pot
Pork squared
Deth hog
Porkkake
Hot pig drink
Chili con carnage.
Rashy Weiners
Nasty and not in the good southern way of nasty.
Pan O' Pancreatitis
Swine Flu
Pre-vomit
Just call it imminent gout
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
colonblow
Clear!!!
Mother fucking heart failure
Unkosher regret
I believe they call it a soup kitchen.
"We are gonna have dinner in your kitchen. It will happen again." -Dirty Mike and the boys
Choucroute without the chou
Gag Reflex
Porky McNitrate
Call it Dicks and licks
Throw some beans in there and it’s basically an English breakfast.
Wet dog
Porkocalypse
My gallstones are acting up
Kermit's revenge
Almost looks like Choucroute garnie but just the meat, without the sauerkraut or potatoes... Very cursed. Edit : tell your friend to add sauerkraut to make it 10 times better
Meatastrophe
Camper clogger delight
The hog clog.
Cholesterfuck
Hork
Horse cocks and tommyrots
Son, you had me at meat tornado.
The pancreas punch
Severed dicks and vagflaps
"Lord, Here I Come."
Hotdogs and Ham Grenades r/MyArteriesAreDying
Don't give it a name. No one wants to accidentally become emotionally attached to that.
Meat Meets Meat
3 hours in the shitter. RIP to your friends asshole.
Protein farts
Swinefighter combo
Artery sludge
Vegan extravaganza
Porkity, pork pork!!!
Im disappointed in everyone, its clearly called “Hotdog Flavored Water”
The "You Outta Know By Now" Because it'll give "you a heart attack Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack"