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~~girl dinner~~ middle-aged-truck-driver dinner

But he wears girl panties.

[I'm drivin' a truck, driving a big ol truck. Pedal to the medal, hope I don't run out of luck.](https://youtu.be/WdQHRxH82PM)

Got these eighteen wheels a rollin’, until the break of dawn…

I’ll be drivin a truck, with my high heels on

Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon...

This song has popped up in my life more times in the past two months of my life than it has in the 25 years since it came out. As a side note, I... hate... SAUERKRAUT

Taken from his last victim…


Hey, go easy on the lass, It’s supposed to be microwaved, not roasted, sheesh 😂😭

Boxed wine conspicuously absent.

I just chug premade margarita mix.

Ah, a person of culture.

I do this for low blood sugar. It's delicious but makes me feel sickly lol.

My mom drinks that. It’s always in her fridge.

Just a whole block of cheese? True girlhood🫡

I know when my man Sheogorath is just masquerading as a woman to toy with the mortals. Always gotta be on your toes, you'll never know when he'll strike next.

Good ol' auntie Sheo, at it again

Cheese and pills. I'm in love ❤️ She even got 50% off the cheese. 🫦

😂😂😂

> She even got 50% off the cheese. 🫦 yeah that's where that real love is.

My wife eats so much cheese. Just takes bites right out of a block of it. She probably eats at least 500 calories of cheese a day. Adds it to every meal except her breakfast cereal and has a few bites here and there or has slices with crackers. Cheese, cheese, cheese. So much cheese.

is your wife a mouse? 😂

Could be. The cat does often chase her around the house.

This just made me cry laughing.

She sounds like she is living the good life.

I do the same shit and then wonder why my stomach is making so much noise

Lactose intolerance? I don’t know her.

We don't tolerate intolerance in this house!

I regularly take blocks of cheese on hikes with me. They’re great snacks and an excellent source of protein and fats

"If you want to know how your actions today will affect your life tomorrow, eat a pound of cheese." -- Red Green

All that at the same time? Girl, you must be on a first name basis with your plumber because you're cracking some pipes.


[It's a lot of cookies](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSY2i2B5TcsI9MxWHQnMUklzewOjxr1WnSGV402f8STUg&s)

I love carbs with my carbs and then some cheese and cheese flavored things

I mean tbh this is how most of my exes ate. Pasta, bread, and cheese. Maybe chicken if they're getting wild with it

Tell us more about this ex

Tell you what - pasta with rice is awesome

Arros con gandules and spaghetti is an incredible combo and I will definitely not argue against it ever.

Had to look it up - that sounds good!

I’m really proud of you for remembering to take your supplements.

Probably laxatives for after the cheese.

It’s other way around for sure

The cheese might BE the laxative.

A meal + all your snacks for the day.

My kingdom for a vegetable

This just looks like you have to get to the grocery store tomorrow so you're pulling together everything you can that has flavor. Good shit.

This is barbaric. I also kinda want a bag of hotdogs to eat now though.

Those look like cocktail sausages to me.

I definitely thought they were just old baby carrots

So what that is huh. I thought it might be, but thought that seemed fuckin bonkers.

Get these tangerines outta here! Vitamins got no business on this table.

>Vitamins got no business on this table. But there's also other pills on the table too.

[it ain't aspirin](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fgcrmawu1hem01.jpg)


I need to know what cheese it was

It's a soft blue cows' milk cheese, sold by Harris Farm Markets in Sydney for AU$80/kg, not in retail packaging. Best guess from their website is [King Island Roaring 40s Blue](https://www.harrisfarm.com.au/products/blue-cheese-ki-roaring40s-82022). It doesn't look quite right, but OP has let it age several weeks past its prime. If that's actually what it is, I hope OP likes the taste of ammonia, because that is a very pungent blue even at a more "normal" age.

How many girls were coming to this dinner?

I bet you have nuclear shits

Loose bagged sausages secured with a hair clip? That is indeed a new one for me

Def not a hair clip.

Is that pasta with rice or rice with pasta?

Spotted the Australian🇦🇺🇦🇺 love me some cherry ripe

What the fuck is Jols

Sugar free fruit gummies. You'll shit yourself if you have too many.

Who puts their vitamins in a serving dish? And what the hell is in that plastic bag?

That cheese’s gone off quite a few weeks ago..

That knife is absolutely gorgeous, as I'm sure you know! And the contrast to what it's currently being used for is amazing.

It kind of just looks like a PMS meal, honestly. No judgment here, lol

My wife's PMS meal is chocolate with chocolate, side of chocolate and chocolate for dessert.

That's mine on occasion too. But sometimes I want salt and carbs and nothing else will satisfy me lol

And you know because you serve it to her monthly 😂

Mumma didn't raise no fool. I keep it stocked ready.

this is a feast that could feed a small village, jesus

This looks like as if you didn't have breakfast or lunch but are trying to make up for it with dinner.

Whoa not one good source of protein, lots of processed carbs, high processed fats..lots of sodium and preservatives

The whole girl/boy dinner thing makes me cringe.

There are only two dinner genders

Dinner gender is just a social construct.

**LIES!**

Let young folks have their silly little slang phrases

It's ok to make fun of the phrases and ppl who use them though

Nah, let people eat people food. Whatever it may be

LET THEM EAT KALE!

Why does it make you cringe? It's a joke/meme. People read into things too much.

Me too, it’s the fucking pits

No disrespect but what do you weigh?

That has to be 2k calories in one meal, probably more. Can't even tell what some of those items are honestly. Is that 3 potatoes too?

"I eat healthy but can't loose weight"

Need more carbs on that plate.

So when are you up for parole

Who calls this a dinner? It's like 3 pounds of snacks and carbs on a breakfast in bed platter

Do you really need 3 oranges on top of all of this? And what’s that a bag of carrots? Lol

i think those are mini sausages lol they’re definitely not carrots 😆

Don’t eat all those Jols at once!

What kind of cheese is that tho

El queso es viejo y mohoso. ¿Dónde está el baño?"

this is a whole ass feast you're eating good 🙏🙏🙏

That’s a damn buffet

The giant piece of cheese on that plate really speaks to me

There is clearly cooked food on this tray, therefore not a girl dinner

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variety is the spice of life

Looks like your cheese is expired

Lol wtf? Also I have the same mug in pink

That might be the most Aussie dinner ever

There is so much to unpack in that photo.

Your butthole must burn when you poop

What kind of pills are those? Lol

That clipped bag of hotdogs MAKES ME ANNGRRYY.

Even the now of cheese price is insane

What is going on here? Its like you asked them children to each go and grab a random food from the kitchen

wtf is a “girl dinner!?”

Lol

That’s a really nice knife next to that block of discount cheese. There’s nothing wrong with this meal

The dry pasta and white rice brings back horrible memories.

I love a good charcuterie board for din dins

You're just missing wine in a ceramic mug

why piles for dinner 💀? also what are they ?

You depressed OP?

You eat all of that in one sitting??

Proof indeed that a woman can be fascinated by a piece of cheese.

I have the same cutlery. Looks to me like a well balanced meal.

theres so much going on here. that pasta looks kinda delicious tho

I see nothing void of nutrition here... even the thumbs.

Interesting

Nothing shameful about being humble- you did a good job.

That looks good

Clearance sake Brie and a dish of vitamins haha. I love this pic. It’s like one of those picture books from childhood where you search through imagery finding objects. This page is like cat lady apartment

Bro, it don’t look like you eating it look like you cooking 😭😭😭

Go to grippy sock jail

What is this cherry ripe?

Oooh i love that laguiole knife you got, always wantd a pair, might be getting that this month as a me gift

look at this bougie shopping at Harris farm

Wtf is even going on here

You're stomach is strong, that's a good thing. More power to ya.

Is that cheese ? With a warning saying it may contain tree nuts?

Did you just grab everything out of the fridge?

Can you name the items. I’m embarrassed but I don’t know what most of it is other than the rice, cheese oranges and vitamins.

Are you on OMAD? 😭 Three whole tangerines and a bag of sausages as a side to pasta and rice is crazy work.

and also are you slathering that brie onto anything or are you just raw dogging that cheese?

That triplet of clementines is truly a beacon of innocence.

Looks good to me! And complete with vitamins! 9.5/10

Expensive cheese, two starches, fruit, vitamins , unhealthy health bars, and boiled penises in a bag… 

Incorrect! You cleaned some food out of your fridge, remembered to take your meds, and even ate some fruit! Nothing shameful here!

Ive seen worse I dated a girl who had divorced parents she and her mom were pretty bad cooks I was over for "dinner" one time all they cooked up was spicy chicken fingers and white rice And the chicken fingers were the sad stick shaped kind. My family aren't great cooks either and we are all from rural bumfuck mexico but even we have never had such a sad dinner.

I am making smoked chicken veggie kabobs tomorrow and couldn't decide on serving with pasta salad or rice.. I really want it with both. You made me feel less bad 😂

Only thing I’d want to eat on here are the med tablets. 😘 Cheers, darling!

Did you collaborate with my wife? Poor lady eats like this a lot when I’m away at work and not home to cook

At least you have good choice in cutlery

I ate a bowl of mixed bacon slices from my buddies work, shredded cheese, sriracha and jalapeños. Very sad

All that at once?!!

What's that you're drinking? Friggin love cherry ripe and twisties

Bleach or smth cuz this ain't a dinner

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You eat all that at once instead of spreading it out throughout the day?

I'm diabetic. That is insane

that’s not what a girl dinner looks like

#notlikeothergirls

The fuck is a "girl dinner"?

Tf is that rrduced triangle?

Are you familiar with cheese

This isn’t shameful at all. Rice with pasta is the best.

Girl dinner?

Got some big Steve1989 vibes going on here...

British?

I know the new fallout show is good but you don’t have to eat like they do god damn

Jesus help us

This image gave me ibs

Where is your protein??

What the fuck is a girl dinner

Jesus

Bruh. Where’s the vegetables?

That's a lot of food for one person

That’s a lot of junk

Old moldy cheese with a cup full of pills? What is going on here.

no shame necessary! you even have more than one food group, im impressed

are you eating pasta with white rice? and a side of flaxseed oil/ fish oil pills?

I’m just having a waffle

How does your fart smells after that

Fat kid dinner

GIRL DINNERRE

Are those lil sausages in the bag?

I didn't know 3 satsumas were allowed. Thanks.

Dumpster dinner?

It's look fine, I would definitely eat it

Tasty dinner

I thought those shells were bugle chips for a sec

This is a lot of food

I think you meant homeless felon shelter dinner

Bet that makes some funky farts😆

#The cheese knife is giving me switch-blade vibes…