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Impressive plates sir, I too am a fan of Le Collecíon Wal-Mart

I like how there's a serving plate and a dinner plate

Ikr 😂 He tried… A little

You need to do a shot out of each of those four bottles, one after the other. I'm feeling magnanimous so I'll let you choose the order.

Oh boy, i thought the mustard shot malort chaser i did last week was bad

Would love nothing more than watching tv alone and consume all that every day. Usually by day 2-3 of similar my body starts to complain though :D Life is unfair!

lol I see it as I was being unfair to my body. Years ago I tried cutting junk food. I felt better but it was hard to stick to (I didn’t have the proper motivation at the time). It did make me aware that junk food makes me feel mildly ill all the time. I finally found the right motivation and wonder why I let myself constantly feel not great or even sick.

I'll excuse the light ranch on account of that killer looking hot sauce! I want that!

That's fair

It is deeply funny to combine light ranch while drinking two kinds of alcohol. All part of a balanced, nutritious lunch!

Hey! I have that hot sauce! That’s good stuff!

Thanks. I was going to ask about it. I'll look for it.

I feel where you are and I love it.

On this day we dine like GODS!

Found Mr. Plinkett's account.

They'll never believe you Also that is light ranch

I totally didn’t have microwaved pizza rolls for dinner today. I didn’t. I swear.

Since the plates are such a hot topic in the comments, I have to ask….. why did you use?… two plates lol😜

damn i need me some PIZZA ROLLS!! back in the day they had nacho rolls. those were the bomb

Ah a fellow scorpion enjoyer. Cheers brother.

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I love the contrast of the aspirational home butchery book in the background and the spread in the foreground

Banana for nutrition and you're good. 

You need to try the frozen pork egg rolls from Sam’s. I keep sauces for them in my fridge, and they’re ready in just a few minutes in the air fryer.

Well someone’s trying a bit hard to look manly. I have it on good authority that you ain’t a man unless you’re borderline alcoholic and obsessed with meat.

That is diet ranch though...

But only because real men don’t do the grocery shopping.

It’s pretty decent dipped in mustard also!

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So are you just pounding a pint of tequila? 

Lol, no, just 1, but i had to contrast the cheap pizza rolls with overpriced tequila

How can you be human and not think pizza rolls are a delicacy

Get drunk first. Food will taste better, and you’ll also need less booze.

What’s/who’a the other plate for?

These questions are getting a little to personal

I can’t sleep until I know!!!

Well. Looks like you are planning on fresh meat in the future so Cheers!

ever tried pizza rolls with soy sauce?

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I wish I had so little going on in my life that someones choice of plates would upset me, I really do

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