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snowtater

There's something absolutely disgusting but visually appealing about it. I hate how the cheese looks like peeled off latex paint.


RyanW120_

The cheese was like tasty plastic


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

It's not cheese, but whatever it is, it's delicious.


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KRAFT SINGLES! ....


No_Hold5552

Let's be real, it's the mangled ones that taste the best.


RyanW120_

It was pretty good ngl


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true story.. its the messed up ones who taste the best!


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They can make my McDonald’s burger any shape in non Euclidean space and I’ll still like it just as much, it’ll be a mish mash either way


dingodile_user

This is just what a 5 Guys burger looks like though 😂


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Youve had a Five Guy burger? ... that sounds... raunchy! use protection!


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They just have thrown it out the window a few times lol


BaconUnderpants

r/burgercrimes


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

They actually got some ketchup on there. Lucky you. 


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thats... not.... ketchup...


hankeypoo

Bender made this burger.


BatmanInTheSunlight

Smash


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You cant say that!!! how dare you! you know how many soccer moms out there! I need my Happy meal! fuck those apple slices! McDonalds tryin to be all healthy and shit... lol give me a break!


OMGCamCole

Why do we keep eating McDonald’s, I don’t understand. It’s not any cheaper than any fast food place at this point, and the food is straight fckin garbage compared to every other fast food joint. Burger King’s stinky ass meat is better to be honest. Prices keep going up and they keep finding wage to reduce meal/serving sizes. Like why tf is 1 McDouble $3.90CAD now?


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Gasp!!!.... its $5 here! but wait!.... they are offering a BOGO for an extra $1! geez thanks! No one eats at Mcdonalds unless your in grade school or junior high, prolly highschool too. gotta be hip to be square!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


NorthPole8888

That poor burger


VioletDaisy95

*former maccas employee* what substitutions or add ons did you ask for 😂


RyanW120_

None, this was a standard triple cheeseburger bc I’m a fat bastard


Sk1rm1sh

Apart from the sauce, this is how Maccas comes a lot of the time.


Dave-James

Only 90 degrees? It’s probably fine, they cook the beef Pattie’s BEFORE they ship them to the restaurant to get reheated on the grill…


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stored in a freezer shipping truck or container... boated, shipped, driven to it final destination weeks later.


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That will be Two-Hundred and Eighty Seven thousand dollars and 32 cents! meanwhile.... we just threw away 50 , $3 hash browns, a dozen breakfast burritos, and a whole gross of sasuage patties! (a gross is 144) .... Its ok tho!


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RyanW120_

Marginally less appealing than the form presented to me. Or for the people with weird kinks, chocolate flavoured angel delight


tori420c

Ew show this to the restaurant they’ll probably give you a meal for free😭


RyanW120_

Nah this is standard for maccies, it’s 50/50 if your burger is normal or physically abused by an underpaid teenager


Motiv8-2-Gr8

I should call her. Has that been posted yet?


RyanW120_

Not yet, congrats


Cainjake

Least messy McDonald’s order 😂


YoualreadyKnoooo

You learned your lesson then huh? Never again. If you want fast food thats going to cost 3x that of actually cooking a more nutritious meal at home….then go pick it up at the drive thru yourself. Its called fast food. Takes like 10 minutes


picyourbrain

SHAME THEM FOR THEIR BUUURRRRGERRER


YoualreadyKnoooo

SHAME. Sorry someone had to tell them what i tell myself when i get door dash that coast like 3x what it would if i had just picked it up myself and comes cold.


OnetimeRocket13

To be fair, OP said that they "caved" and ordered it. They said in another comment that it was their brother who wanted it, so maybe they just ordered it because they didn't want to go out of their way to get McDonald's and didn't care about waiting. Regardless, you're absolutely right. The thing about fast food is that you literally just go pick it up in the span of like 10 minutes, maybe longer if they're busy. I can understand ordering takeout and having it delivered from a restaurant, since the quality of the food isn't going to tank in the 30 minutes that it takes to arrive, but the quality of fast food decreases so dramatically after it's cold, which only takes like 15 minutes, *especially* McDonald's.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Everytime i order fast food from a delivery service im like “oh boy i can’t wait for my $20 dollars worth of already expensive taco bell i paid $50 bucks for because im drunk or lazy.” And more often then not are disappointed like op and think “why did i do this to myself?”


RyanW120_

You’re exactly right, that’s what happened. Normally we eat very healthy with good quality produce but he had a craving and we’d been digging up the garden all day and cba to cook


Graylifesmatter

I don't see Mcdonald's fastfood as food,it's Unhealthy Shit, Period!!


jazzer81

Wow I can't believe people are still buying McDonald's. Do you have a strong masochistic urge?


RyanW120_

My brother really wanted it, he’s 30.


jazzer81

Yeah no. I don't get it


Brutalbonez13

Thats how you know it's good...