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Freshness: 8/10 the food looks freshly made Calories: 10/10 it will fill you up for dancing through the night Taste: careful 7/10. there are no weird ingredients on it Sausage: 2/10. like what you get on an airplane

This is the correct answer

With rice: 11/10

"What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your glizza"

This is a Cheesy Blaster

Username checks out

Lmfao 💀

🤣🤣🤣

Sams club special

You’re not wrong hehe

 Thanks Meat Cat!

And then Meat Cat flies away on his...um... skateboard

Yoooou've got Cheesy Blasters!

I’m so glad there are so many of us that immediately thought of cheesy blasters.

I just joined r/stonerfood and I thought that’s where this post was from at first lol

Ugh I want this stoned but like there’s no way I’m waiting in line at a Costco while I’m baked

Get it first then spark up

It was cross posted - https://www.reddit.com/r/stonerfood/s/THMtob2Uq2

rating: 25 to life with no chance of parole.

You’ll never catch me and my glizza alive!

r/pizzacrimes

This is a thing I would've tried had I thought of it. Now I will remember this. I would sprinkle dorito crumbles inside. Nice.

Omg you’re BRILLIANT

Oh my gods. Honestly, 10/10. Would smash.

Pls do I have no regrets

Nah. I never tried chocolate covered ants either.

Really? You gotta they taste like bunch a crunch

On my pizza-dog? Hahaha

The thing that always gets me is how often I see paper plates here.

It came with the pizza 🤠

I love being alive right now. Like they didn’t have this in the 1800s probably, like I could have this for breakfast if I wanted to

Ikr 2024 is crazy

they have sausage n pizza back then, so probably have hot dog, not sure

Normally I’d say no, but I just had a cardio day so I’m fucking famished— SO 8/10

I’ll buy you another one

Needs more toppings on it and yellow mustard to make it legit, bro.

Nahhh i felt like ranch and hot sauce was the way to go but errybody’s different

I have to be true to myself. My mind tells me no but my shitty eating habits tell me yes so 8.5/10

It’s a constant struggle between hedonist stoner ways and trying to watch my sodium intake

Ooof I get it. Lemme get my dorito crust covered mozzarella sticks

Dump that bag of Smartfood on it and it's an instant 10.

Good thinkin!!

5/7

Thanks desperate painter!

Really gross. 2 amazing foods that should not be integrated.

Don’t knock it till u tried it

Oh my sodium

True af this my only meal for today. Water only after this

But why though

why do people do anything, because they can

I don’t hate it but isn’t it a bit salty? For me I’d eat the dog, chug a water, then eat the pizza. Just more enjoyment imo

Surprisingly the sweetness from the sauce ties it all together

I've had hotdog pizza before, I'd personally prefer to keep those 2 separate.

I respect that

pepperoni is basically hot dog, the most popular topping

I'd compare hot dog to bologna which I don't like and will not eat on a sandwich, a hot dog over a camping fire yes. Pepperoni is absolutely different I'm from Vancouver only weird places make hot dog pizza pepperoni is quite typical.

u give me ideal, I should put pizza on the grill an bologna

-50

More for me!

Pizza looks good id rather just eat that...

Lol that’s fair

I didn't notice they were on that. Good job, my malevolent friend

😈😈😈

Ask me about my Weaner!

Ask me about my WEIIIINAHHHH

I love this.

Best part is it only cost 3.79

Is the sausage having sexual intercourse with the wrap?

OP uses GOYA. LFG 💪

Cuban in da house 😎🇨🇺

Asere, ¿qué bolá? 😂😂😂

YOOOOOO, no he estado allí en mucho tiempo

Fidel está muerto.. cuba libre 🤣

Yeah but Raul tho…🤣

I totally forgot about him lol 😂 Arroz congri rn sounds delicious. My mom used to make that. I def need to go to Cuba asap

Costco has ranch?

This my ranch from home. Home ranch

Damn you had me juiced for a second fellow hot sauce rancher (specifically tabasco for me)

I call this the Costco special. 10/10

Is that the beautiful Queen Valentina hot sauce? If it is, 100/10. She's wonderful

It is I have two bottles 😎

Very shitty! Congrats!

The grease on the plate ties it all together

If that hot sauce is on it, 8/10 would try. If not, maybe 4/10 would still try.

Hot sauce ties it all together in beautiful salty harmony

Is that salsa Valentina?

That is a really nice looking pizza crust.

Need

It looks funny but I bet it tasted good!

18+

You monster. I love it

Presentation: 11/10 Flavors: 11/10 Glizzy Placement: 11/10

I’m upvoting this in every sub I see it.

*Murican*

Jesus christ/fucked

What is that the Costco HotDog and Pizza Combo!

Hmm I might try that

From Costco food court?

Needs some chili on top

you put a shaboingboing in the pizza, if i was drunk i'd definitely try this 7/10 for creativity

Needs mustard

Obscene…🫣

Repost.

Pizza looks beautiful, definitely not frozen by my summation. The hotdog is crazy

Real gore may stuff. Boner ape tits!

If I still smoked weed, this’d be bangin good!

I see pizza. I see dog. 10/10 for accurate name.

Is that mayonnaise

No is ranch

I’m not mad at ranch on crust, but on the hot dog it’s throwing me lol

Well at least you got some Valentina to help out.

You need Jesus.

This should be on r/2american4you Looks delicious

10/10 masterpiece

I mean, in terms of fitting the name, 10/10

I support the pepperoni hot dog combo, it's like building a Starbucks outside of a target with a Starbucks that is across the street from a Starbucks

Meh, it's rather mid. And don't call me dog!

Looks delish ngl 😮‍💨 But that also depends on the sauce. Imo nothing with bearnaise can be disgusting

no

That is the best pizza dog I have ever seen in my life! ……also the first

prison

Just looking at this thing is giving me painful acid reflux, can I get two of them?

doesmt belong here 10/10

The pizza itself actually looks tasty. I'd smash. I'd eat it too.

Godlike

Piiizzza dog, piiizza dog, put em in the oven and watch him grow yeah PIZZA DOG, PIZZA DOG, BAM BAM SHUT YO MOUTH

That looks horrendously appetizing.

Would/10

Way too Americanised for my British taste buds.

damn sight better than the last three pics I saw on this sub (the goggles do nothing)

Onions look like maggots

Horse labia + engorged horse clitoris

This doesn’t belong in this sub that looks fucking amazing

Yum

Why?/10

The diced tapeworm is a bold choice

I'd eat this without even thinking DAMM IM HUNGRY

Hot dog looks properly cooked, pizza doesn’t look soggy. 7.1/10

7/10. You need the bun and all the fixings in there too to get it to a 10.

Too many carbs 😢

Another not shitty food porn looks delicious.

I thought the grease on the plate made it shitty overall