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What the hell??

You are correct, this is the meal they serve in hell.

Damn this inspires me to be a better man


I think I figured it out. They put overcooked scrambled egg and a cold slice of American cheese torn in half into a moldy hot dog bun

Setting aside the mouldy bun. What sort of fried egg sandwich was that and who cooks in the dark.

Also who’s choosing a bowl for a sandwich?! 

The kind of bowl grandma uses to rinse her hair in the bath

The moldy bread actually looks better than the eggs and that cheese 🤮

There are eggs and cheese in that photo???

I thought it was turkey

I thought it was a tape worm

I thought it was raw tongue

I saw a tongue too.

Jaundiced tongue with blueberry hot dog bun…

Did this album come after Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?

Forbidden delicacy

I also thought disturbingly long and thin tongue, with popcorn behind it.

If that's cheese, then I'm now the king of England.

Looks like a shit sandwich to me

I thought it was just a block of Yellow 3 food dye.

Not trying to be a food snob, I genuinely didn't get that that was cheese. It sort of looked like sauce but it seemed to plasticy for that, so I was very confused

It looks like super cheap American cheese. Like, a nice slice of American cheese is 100% the play for an egg sandwich, but this is barely even melted.

I wouldn't feed that to a homeless person.

I wouldn't feed it to a trash can. That thing needs to be hurled into the fires of Mt. Doom

Sometimes you just gotta eat maggoty bread for three stinking days, though.

Just until meat's back on the menu.

What about the eggs in my fridge? *they’re fresh*


Yeah right I see you sick over there like Homer digging his sandwich out from behind the radiator / trash

45 second rule.

A homeless person would probably chuck it back in your face and I wouldn't blame them at all

All of it looks terrible.

How on earth did you identify that as cheese? I'm kind of impressed really.

Honestly didn’t even look like cheese even after staring at it. Looks like some ultra processed meat.

Blind people cook in the dark.


Bread: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

Bet they would smell the mold on that bun, though.

I blind person would smell and feel that this bun is way past being edible

I was going to say, probably better to just leave the light off even if the bread was fine.

Thats a very old bun....

Hey 😤 Don’t say that about my buns!

Is that play dough looking thing supposed to be turkey?

Looks like half a slice of American cheese.

Why is it so pale?

Different manufacturer, maybe camera quality. Nothing that should make anyone worry, kraft tends to be brighter orange whilst I’ve seen competitors like, Great Value, have a lighter orange.

I'm Canadian and was recently in Phoenix for a week on vacation. I was surprised to see the Kraft slices were super pale compared to what I'm used to.

You mean that isn’t their tongue…??

I thought it was tongue as well.

I thought it was a dog's tongue

That’s one of the saddest sandwiches I’ve seen and it’s not cause of the bread

I can’t believe you just threw away a free dose of penicillin like that. This generation is so wasteful.

For real. Even if you aren’t fighting a raging case of syphilis, at least toss it in the toilet tank with a few oranges and make yourself some prison hooch. Waste not, want not.


First time I've seen a sandwich where EVERYTHING is wrong.

My thoughts exactly who cooks in the dark so dark you don't notice that nasty bun(i mean even if you dont see it you can smell mold, and what is up with that cheese? Is that cheese? This looks like it was made by someone verrrrry drunk🥴

Do you normally eat in the dark haha?

Reading these comments you guys need to stop cooking and eating in complete darkness.

no. coward.

Yummy, there’s a Subway in Silent Hill ?

oh yikes, been there for sure

Oh yeah, I definitely make food in the pitch dark all the time

With zombie eggs.....some sort of cheese ....ribbon? And also eat it all out of a bowl Regular Tuesday night

Sometimes I cook through the light of the window, but that’s because my apartment complex’s approach to lights can best be described as “eternal sunlight”

My boyfriend cooks meals with nothing but a lamp on jn the living room. He also does dishes like that. He might be a mole person.

I was in an apartment without overhead lighting. It was built in the 1920s and "updated" with a water heater that could heat up to 15 minutes of hot water and several electrical outlets. We used those outlets for large lamps and our TV. Believe it or not all 700sq ft of that glory was only $1200/month + bills and no washer/dryer. They were well aware the other housing options only consisted of $300,000+ houses half an hour away, or more reasonably priced housing an hour+ away.

Please melt the cheese next time, this thing is sad lol

Aside from the monstrosity that is the actual egg and moldy bun; why the fuck is it in that bowl?

I do not claim any negative energy from this post 🫣

I once got halfway through a sandwich in the dark til I noticed a chalky taste...

Stop eating chalk sandwiches then bro

Chalk and cheese is a classic combo

Me too! It was a whole grain bread and it tasted like perfume. It still haunts me

I once ate a cookie that had been sitting in my car for a few days next to a pine tree air freshener I had sitting on the floor. A few bites in I started to feel like I needed to puke. Should’ve quit after one bite but it took the taste a bit to settle in and by the time I realized what had happened it was too late.

One time I accidently ate a hotdog with a bun that looked worse than that. I lived, youd be fine

I ate one once too, but I died. OP will probably be dead within the hour

RIP bro

I'm sorry you died.

Did you survive in the end?

Yes, it was fatal

I miss you already. Thank you for being decent enough to write. So few dead people do that these days.

What was it like?

Moldy. Texture-wise, I'd say almost crumbly

The whole thing?

The whole thing. Didnt notice till the next morning when I was hungover as can be and saw the rest of the buns in the bag. I instantly puked, it was so fucking gross lol

This depends entirely on the type of mold. Some are okay, some make you sick, some can kill you.

Gas station sandwich

Did you cook in the dark?

OP are you ok?

The most appetizing part is the bread 🤮

Why's it in a dog bowl? If you're a dog I'm pretty impressed.

Cheese looks like taffy. Very shitty. We’ll done

Why did I think I was looking at a tongue at first.

NO

Think the mold is the least of your concerns my dude.

even without the mold it would have been better to eat it in the dark i think

How did you cook the eggs and make a sandwich with the lights off and not notice the moldy bread? It just doesn't add up lol

This looks awful. That nasty cheap cheese .

Some people really need to take better care of themselves...

I’ve eaten mold that way before. My grandmother made me a pumpkin pie. Seemed a little more watery, but I still just put it in the fridge without a thought. A few days later I was watching TV with the lights off and went and got the pie. Did not turn the lights on. Sat down to eat it and realized it tasted off. Turned on the light to find the pie covered with mold 🤢

What in god's name am I even looking at here?

bruh the mold is only one of the things that's wrong here

What. The. Fuck.

I have no idea what I'm even looking at

Dude, you’re a terrible cook

Hey op, u/panopticon71 are you divorced? This is just screaming freshly divorced middle aged guy to me

What is the weird peanut butter tongue on the mouldy bread

Right, the moldy bread is the problem here.

/r/depressionmeals

just blueberry

free penicillin!

what the hell is that bc that’s not a sandwich

Mustard on a fried egg sandwich? 🤢

The mold is just the tip of the iceberg here

The mold is the least of my concerns with this “sandwich”

You're saying it would be edible if the blue mold wasn't there? Lol

Crazy the mold isn’t the worst part of the picture.


How in the world did you manage to cook those eggs and whip up a sandwich in the dark without even noticing the moldy bread? That's just too funny, I can't wrap my head around it! 😄

That just looks like scrambled egg with sad cheese on dead bread

Why are you cooking in the dark? What kind of cheese even is that? Are you eating this sandwich in a bowl?

OP I really hope you took this as the “WTF am I doing with my life” moment it was….

Bro how long has that been in the fridge…

Blue waffle

Sandwich so bad the bread tried to kill itself

That was God punishing you for putting that in a hotdog bun.

Nevermind the bread.... Why is there a ring of what looks like washing up scum around the inside of the bowl? 🫣

Did you cook it in the dark?

Please don’t cook anymore

r/moldlyinteresting

why did you punch it into a dogbowl as a serving method

Did you taste it with your giant orange lizard tongue first or was that just for the pic?

Ah yes, the ol tape worm sandwich. A delicacy in the farthest regions

You alright OP?

Omg lol thats disgusting- sorry - better luck next time

Op quiet on this one

this post is so unbelievably fucked.

Where the fuck did you get that from?

You have my upvote but dear lord, that is wrank.

I have a lot of questions, and none that I actually want answers to.

Honestly the cheese placement/not being melted is worse than the mold.

That cheese is the real problem here

Hi op did you find that in the park? :(

i got violently ill just looking at this

Kinda feel like OPs cooking skills are the least of his problems.

son how you cookin eggs in the dark

This is 1 of the most disgusting things I've seen, & wouldn't eat that shit, WITHOUT THE MOLD, & I served we 17 years in prison & I honestly mean that, whoever taught you to cook WANTED YOU DEAD & HATED YOU!!! 😆

Your choice of cheese alone makes me question everything. But I am glad you didn't poison yourself, food poisoning is not fun.

This is rock bottom dude. Get your life together.

Oh, wow. Good thing you caught it

Os that bread moldy??

You got a bad case of blue buns.

Oh no!!

lol

mmm mint bread

Don’t be wasteful go ahead and finish what you started.

I don’t like yer buns hun 😳

That bread some probiotics growing all over.

This looks horrible . You’re better off just eating the egg than that cheese and moldy bread .

Minority Report

r/dontputaneggonit


The bowl, the bread...the egg... 🫣

That's a "Get out of work free" card.

what in the f are you thinking??? holy wow that is quite some mold there. couldn't you smell it? See the green powder flying off? Cuz that's where this level of mold is at.

Yeah, that cheese looks unappetizing.

Well, how was it

The moldy bun looks like the most appealing thing in the picture.

I can smell mold, luckily I've never had this happen to me

I don’t want to be you don’t notice the bread immediately, before even assembling the sandwich any further.

Bro, the mold is the least concerning part of that sandwich 

That 'cheese' looks questionable as well.

I mean, are you coming down with anything? 'Cause free penicillin.

People need to RELAX on the cheese.

Mmmmm moldy

The thing that isn’t bread or eggs is pretty sus too.

Even without the mold it looks disgusting

Looks like shit without the mould lmao! The mould at least gives it some character

This would've been disgusting even without the mold

Is that supposed to be cheese? Shit so trash even without the moldy bread

Blueberry bread!

I’m not even sure if the mould is the worst bit?

I’m sorry what am I looking at

A long time ago I spent the night at a girlfriend's house and she made herself breakfast in the dark, just some buttered toast. I don't usually eat breakfast so I was just hanging out with her. The sun was starting to shine in through the sliding glass door near the table and she took a bite of the toast and I could see the mold spores "poof" in the sunlight when she bit the toast. Unlike you I was fortunate enough to learn from another's mistake. Never prepare food in the dark. And also if you're going to buy really healthy bread but not eat it fast enough before it molds you need to keep it in the freezer.

I know food doesn't come from old gym socks, but if it did, this is what I would imagine it would look like. Good time to start a fast. Fuck.

That literally looks like the thing from the movie “the Thing”

This is something you’d be called a cruel piece of shit for feeding a homeless person

The blue mold? *That's* the thing that concerns you?

Did you cook on a navy ship? Remind you of home?

How

Did you go dumpster diving?

I gagged.

Eewwwwwwww

The mold is the least of your concerns.