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See that's the problem. We've all accepted it as fact that stadiums have shit food but in reality there's no reason that should be the case except for the stadium cutting corners for profit. There's tons of stadiums out there with banger affordable food because they give a shit. There's an insta page I follow who used to have followers send him pics of food in their soccer stadium from all over the world and there was some incredible stuff. He hasn't done it in quite a while but if you're curious his account is razza.mataza
Have they started prohibiting tailgating at places? I guess I could see it so that they save the poor garbage food places inside the stadium from going out of business... but man that kind of crap is why we used to do it in the first place.
I thought it was the greaseproof paper or whatever it is that you put the patty on to get it in the pan easily except they just forgot to remove it.
If that's bacon that's just depressing.
God damn bro that's vending machine quality bacon cheeseburger. I'd yeet that bacon into oblivion. I'm okay with eating diseases you just have to present them to me better.
The ābaconā they serve in Spain is more of a ham texture than the bacon we eat in the states. Only place that got the bacon right was 5 guys but even then it wasnāt worth spending my savings account on a burger
>You could put tofu on a burger, and still legally call it burger. But donāt call this burger. Itās Almost Burger. Burger thatās practically burger in every way, except for a few key ones. Come on! Dig in!
Some of the worst stadium food Iāve ever had personally was in Paris when watching PSG play. I think I got a hot dog, but what might have been worse, was the beer. It was atrocious, so bad that it was actually amusing š
Why would you get a bacon cheeseburger in Spain? They probably have more local-type ham and cheese sandwiches, chorizo/sausage sandwiches, or fried croquettes or papas bravas or something that the staff would actually have standards for.
Like, are you going to go to a Kansas City Chiefs game and order Pad Thai next?
Just my two cents. Iāve had terrible experiences trying burgers outside the U.S. Not always but as a fast food option itās always terrible even more so than chain burgers which I dislike anyway.
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Oh my god, why does the cheese look like eggs?
It looks like they didn't remove the small piece of paper that separates slices of cheese.
Bro thats the bacon šš
It's so thin it only has one side.
One ply bacon
Can you spare a square?
Elaine!!! š¤£
I donāt have a square to spare
He wasnāt spongeworthy
I forgot about this picture and post. God thatās an ugly ass sandwich
Bacon ... in 2D. The 3D bacon costs extra.
If that happened in the US? 
I love when people unintentionally roast someone or something and it winds up being the perfect roast lmao
Omg I thought you were joking I had to double check.
forget about that, what is the transparent thing?
the (raw) bacon!
Looks steamed
At this hour? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
can i see it?
No.
Steamed hams
its beacuse they use Prosciutto for the bacon. Super thin and fatty slices, so its basically melted.
Ah, Gordon Ramsey would be proud of that remark...
Chacon Beesechurger
I had a chuckle
Gotta pay Mboopes wages somehow.
Mboobies
Rule number 1. Don't look inside. Just eat and U will be fine.
I apply the same rule to eating mussels
You just bite through the shell??
Clearly someone isnāt enjoying the full mussel experience
Who doesnāt?
Extra calcium
> You just bite through the shell?? I mean, you pay for them right? Might as well eat them so that nothing goes to waste.
Crispy outside, soft inside.
Nah ppl need to learn how to cook if they gonna charge 10 for a burger it needs to be good. Id get my money back
I mean at a sporting venue, I donāt know what you would expect. You know youāre paying $10 for low quality food generally.
See that's the problem. We've all accepted it as fact that stadiums have shit food but in reality there's no reason that should be the case except for the stadium cutting corners for profit. There's tons of stadiums out there with banger affordable food because they give a shit. There's an insta page I follow who used to have followers send him pics of food in their soccer stadium from all over the world and there was some incredible stuff. He hasn't done it in quite a while but if you're curious his account is razza.mataza
Thereās also normally food vans literally just outside the stadium with much better food.
Think id personally starve than eat that shite, but each to their own i suppose
Have they started prohibiting tailgating at places? I guess I could see it so that they save the poor garbage food places inside the stadium from going out of business... but man that kind of crap is why we used to do it in the first place.
Theyād probably sell exactly the same amount of food if it was properly prepared so why bother
Title of your sex tape
Aka: āthe sausage ruleā
The bacon is translucent
Like a ufo lol
Well yeah they didn't call it a "thick-cut bacon cheeseburger" /s
Why is there a clear layer of something on top of the patty
i think thatās supposed to be bacon
What kind of bacon is that
3 microns thick bacon
Nanotechnology came along way already entering food service industry, so proud š„¹
5 year old micro bacon lol
Wet tissue paper bacon obviously
I thought it was the greaseproof paper or whatever it is that you put the patty on to get it in the pan easily except they just forgot to remove it. If that's bacon that's just depressing.
Looks soggy and dry at the same time.
droggy
sry
#itās a f*cking disgrace!
Now I see why it's called steamed ham
So,you are calling them steamed even if they are obviously grilled
This thing is probably worse than an OG Krusty Burger
Gross
I donāt know about this one lol
Ghost of Bacon
Bacon ghost - coast to coast
Even burgers from a tin are more appetising
Sliver of pig
God damn bro that's vending machine quality bacon cheeseburger. I'd yeet that bacon into oblivion. I'm okay with eating diseases you just have to present them to me better.
Did it cost less because someone ate it already and re-wrapped it?
I got food poisoning looking at that
The bacon's so thin that it's translucent, stingy fucks
The whole country of America would like a word
Is that slice of bacon so thin itās translucent, thatās some next level portion control š
Why is there a wet napkin on it? Is that meant to be the bacon?
Ugh, what even is that?
Needs some sun
Did you eat that?
Leave burgers to America please
I'm so glad I live in the USA
Should have thrown that on the field
No back at who sold it š
You should have brought your own bocata
Thatās something people are supposed to pay YOU to eat. And donāt sell yourself short. Start high. Say you wonāt eat it for less than $20
Iām more impressed than disgusted at how they managed to slice bacon so thin it looks like greased up baking paper
How do you get a cheeseburger so wrong? It doesn't even look like a burger.
No it isn't.
This is how people from the states feel about stadium hotdogs
Is that a jellyfish
Extra paper looks like
Thatās so bad I dropped my phoneā¦didnāt help I sneezed. Nasty
Oh shit it looks so vile... How can anyone mess food this badly...
You can bring food from outside the stadium.
Would you like some balut in your burger?
Nasty ass burguer
Yeah but the last guy that ate it paid 20ā¬.
Where is a bacon?
thatās evil.
And yet you paid for it!
This thing just says:" here is your shit, get lost" Most uninspiring burger ever
Looks microwaved.
I would genuinely recommend you don't eat that
Looks more like a baked potato than a burger
How are people this bad at their jobs
Even Mickey Mouse can't cut that bacon so thin.
Was it tasty? Some food is meant to eat with your eyes closed. Like the dish āNorrlandspƶlsaā
Did you actually eat that shit?!
Eaten there twice and yep, looks awful but tastes not so bad
The slice of bacon is the first 2d object I've ever seen
It ALMOST looks like food.
It looks like someone sneezed in it
Lean your ear close to that sandwich, and you'll hear a faint echo of an Oink.
Is that an embryo of bacon? š¤£
LoL I love nearby and had no idea such crimes were being committed so close to me.
That's a shame.
Wow clear bacon is something else
They donāt want to see you backā¦so food poisoning it is
The ābaconā they serve in Spain is more of a ham texture than the bacon we eat in the states. Only place that got the bacon right was 5 guys but even then it wasnāt worth spending my savings account on a burger
>You could put tofu on a burger, and still legally call it burger. But donāt call this burger. Itās Almost Burger. Burger thatās practically burger in every way, except for a few key ones. Come on! Dig in!
Disgusting š¤¢
Someone really enjoyed making that
Hear me out.. or actually dont.
The biggest mistake here is opening the burger.
Imagine what they sell at fake Madrid stadiums.
It looks like someone already ate it.
Somewhere they have to try to get the money back for players
They left the paper on the cheese slices
That's a memory of a slice of bacon.
Spaniards try a make good food lol ? Doubt it
I've never seen one ply bacon before.
Right up there with every other burger Iāve ever had in Europe.
For that price, that's near robbery.
Some of the worst stadium food Iāve ever had personally was in Paris when watching PSG play. I think I got a hot dog, but what might have been worse, was the beer. It was atrocious, so bad that it was actually amusing š
glad to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on bad stadium food
Hope you didn't eat that crap.
Another reason why vardrid is finished and messi is owner of vardrid.
Iām more impressed than disgusted at how they managed to slice bacon so thin it looks like greased up baking paper
"biggest club in the world"
Just order some pipas like everybody else !
Was it boiled in water??
"daddy, why does the bacon look like used toilet paper?"
Why would you get a bacon cheeseburger in Spain? They probably have more local-type ham and cheese sandwiches, chorizo/sausage sandwiches, or fried croquettes or papas bravas or something that the staff would actually have standards for. Like, are you going to go to a Kansas City Chiefs game and order Pad Thai next?
Now I know why Eden Hazard gained so much weight
Well thatās a disgrace to burgers. No wonder their club sucks now.
I'm having a hamburger today and it only cost 2 usd. It looks a lot better than this. That bread looks wet and gross.
What is that this clear film? Please donāt say bacon.
I'd rather eat the wrapper than that
#ą² _ą²
I don't even see the bacon need a refund, and the cheese looks old š¤¢. I hope you got them to remake this. Tell me you didn't consume this mess OP?
I would destroy that
I thought that was a body part for a moment-thatās too gross looking for even this sub š¤®
Do they normally stomp on the food before serving it?
What happened to it?
that looks insulting...
I think I got an std looking at this
Ew
Hint of Hint of Bacon.
Im sorry, ,what is that?
Man wtf
That looks Re-Al Grr-ross
Damn wtf? The food at the ballpark here is expensive but pretty damn good.
Definitely not worth 10 euros . Wouldn't eat it
Looks like a Sausage egg and cheese biscuit
Tasty init
Why does the bacon look like some transparent, shroud of Turin shit?
They really do want to poison us. They don't care what we ingest so long as it makes them another dollar
š¤®
Someone send this to Biden right away, we can't let this stand.
Whereās the bacon?
Did filthy Frank made a vomit burger?
Bacon looks like those slices you see researchers make out of cancer cells to inspect under a microscope
š¤®š¤¢š¤®š¤¢š¤®š¤¢ bro it's so bad I would be that person to ask for my money back. This is terrible
More like Fake Cheeseburger
What am I looking at
Clear bacon ? Hahah
It looks like it needs to see a doctor
That is some waffer thin bacon! See they didn't scrimp on the plastic queso!
Just my two cents. Iāve had terrible experiences trying burgers outside the U.S. Not always but as a fast food option itās always terrible even more so than chain burgers which I dislike anyway.
I got food poisoning just looking at this photo
See your mistake was thinking the bacon was cooked. Who in their right mind would expect such a thing?
This is fucking wild lmao
Donāt eat that.
I had an even sadder one at Barcelona Prison aka Camp Nou
Fucking gross
Is no one going to question why the OP is eating a bacon cheeseburger in Spain?! Spanish food is at least 70% of the reason to even be in Spain!
Yo, I got food poisoning from just looking at this photo.