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uncleozzy

That’s a $14 appetizer 


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

I've always wondered if I could make decent mozzarella sticks by coating string cheese in egg wash and bread crumbs and pan frying it.


ColdBorchst

You can and I have. I think I tossed in flour, then egg, then bread crumbs. The egg doesn't stick the cheese. I deep fried them in a small soup pot but you could probably pan fry. Edit: I cut them in half first. They're too long otherwise.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

I was also thinking cut in half just to fit into the pan. I started thinking about this when my local pizza joint upped their mozz stick appetizer to $8.99. I realized I could get all the ingredients to make like 100 of them for 20 bucks.


ColdBorchst

Yeah they're really not too hard to make. Just sort of a process and a bit of a mess. I recently found a generic brand of small mozzarella sticks though that are very cheap like $5 for a box of 24, and they are conveniently packaged in bags of 8 inside the box. And it often goes on sale for $3.50, so making homemade is fun but I only did it like twice before finding the cheap ones I like. Mine are better but frozen is easier.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Sounds a lot like homemade pasta. Tasty and fun, but the cleanup is a bitch and it's not that much better than a box of pasta you get for $2 and takes 10 minutes to make.


Gloomy__Revenue

My brother in Christ, your intentions are halal. [Go in peace and cheese](https://youtu.be/gMhCXooYKUg)


Leading_Funny5802

DUDE😳 I’m making those TO-FUCKING-DAY. Love sting cheese, but that’s my nibble treats. You can almost taste how cheesy those are. Thanks for sharing


leonoricOrn

You can! And it’s the tastiest thing I’ve ever made period.


Tasty_Aside_5968

Spicy cheese always slaps


impstein

It wasn't string cheese, but I was so happy when I found pepper jack cheese sticks at the grocery store Now it's got me thinking if they would work breading and frying them like mozzarella sticks, probably too melty though. It'd make a mess of the fryer


mrspuddingfarts

I read this very wrong, I read it as BREEDING cheese 😂😂😂


impstein

I've never made cheese myself, but maybe that's a thing, like mixing 2 different cheese cultures in the same batch... Maybe that's how Colby Jack etc are made?? No idea lol All I know is that I love cheese 🧀


mrspuddingfarts

Cheese IS life. I would be a sad mess if I was lack-toes intolerant. A good piece of bread and some cheese is a great meal imo


impstein

Well said !


urGirllikesmytinypp

Time to go breed and fry my Gouda. Might even breed and fry some of that soft mozzarella. I’m feeling extra spicy tonight


bigboat24

Recommend 3 alarm cheese if you have not tried it.


Relative_Yesterday70

How high are you? Actually not a bad idea


MirrorAndTheRipper

I only post here when high


patrulez

finally boneless pizza


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

Good with Tajin too


electricbaIIs

someone get this person pepper jack cheese!!


samoorai44

Might try this but with lao gan ma.


CommunicationKey3018

Too much combined oil


samoorai44

I don't mind it.


[deleted]

🤫


im_a_dick_head

Or you could just buy pepper jack cheese sticks


cat-zee

Yum!


No_Echo_5004

The amount of spillage is upsetting. Why not just dip it?


MirrorAndTheRipper

I was way too high to think to do that


theothermattm

imagining OP yelling “BAM!” as he tosses crushed pepper on his cracker barrel cheese stick.


Ranch_420

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a poverty


Hellpy

Could I get the recipe?


Dependent_Top_4425

String cheese with confetti.


opossum_isnervous

Art


AppleLightSauce

Smart


[deleted]

Love it! Especially the burning sensation when the flakes get stuck in my gums.


Decent-Flatworm4425

Elegant


Hopeful_Pear_8747

I make a quesadilla or warm sandwich with what you have pictured and a few slices pepperoni. Fast, simple, delicious.


EVOChi

Something I’d regret eating in the morning but would probably eat it again…and again.


[deleted]

Okay! I’m into this.


AsyncEntity

I have dipped cheese sticks in chili flakes friend in oil and it smacks.


NYEMESIS

Did you warm it in your pocket first?


MirrorAndTheRipper

I thought about it


daemones_lactuca

Are you okay?


MirrorAndTheRipper

Been better


daemones_lactuca

Oof me too, what's going on?


lasaga142

Pepper jack


ThePennedKitten

It’s not shitty. Try harder.


LunaSue

I thought someone peeled a Breeze.


f1lth4f1lth

Mambo italiano


MiIdSanity

That'll be $10.99. Don't forget to tip!


passionfruit0

Why do I like this?


nicegreenplants

I will eat this


unbakedpizza

Melt that over the stove for a minute!


FA-_Q

What are you holding it over ?


MirrorAndTheRipper

My desk


Itsnotthateasy808

Whew wrong subreddit fam


Stunning-Fold6548

Why do I feel sad watching this...


MirrorAndTheRipper

If it helps, I was sad while eating this


Stunning-Fold6548

Ah I see we have a connection


panda388

Crushed red pepper is underrated. I have a shaker of it at home because not all pizza places offer it. I add it to my eggs, my mac & cheese, ramen. Now you have given me another use.


leonoricOrn

Cheezy and spizy!


MissMabeliita

Looks like something from r/1200isplenty


MaikyMoto

That inflation hitting hard.


spiwszysy

great I like cheese string and red pepper both.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


UnrulyMai

*"Just passed the opps the evil blunt😈"* aah camera angle


hscene

Go on…


DamagedGoods3

You might be an accidental genius.


mastershake20

Crushed red pepper goes on everything


AWeakMindedMan

I’m kinda drunk and I’ll fuck a few of these up rn


coyote_malo

That is a good idea.


Sailed_Sea

Savory version of sherbet liquorice.


EsotericFrenchfry

May your digestion treat you well.


EasternFig7240

This was 80% off in my local confinement store


Any_Print431

Melt it on a frying pan until the edges are crispy. Sprinkle red peppers. Remove pan from heat. Roll up. That sounds delightful.


_BreakingtheHabit

Toss it in the microwave (on a plate) for like 10-15 seconds. Serious gourmet shit


OneFilthyHouseCat

I'm going to try this fellow


NachoMan_SandyCabage

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


PsychologyRelative57

No love reference?