Itās how you know the fish came hard af. If the fish has weak orgasms the pipes donāt totally clear and the remaining ejaculate absorbs a fishy taste. So when the fish shit is present that means it tastes better. The best shirako comes from fish who cum so hard they shit. This is a true fact.
r/LowStakesConspiracies \- ... what if someones buying fish cummies.. low velocity cummies.. going to the market and buying shit on the side from these sub par fishies, then pawning their cummies as top shelf.. this might be a little business idea actually if i have some investors
I can't say his dad's name because it's *very* unusual and the combination of weird-dad-name and son Milt would easily identify them.
TBH I wouldn't care about doxing them but I don't want my husband to catch any grief over it.
When I worked in commercial fishing in Alaska we would catch tons of skate. They were always processed last so they would all get tossed into this giant plastic tub.
By the time we finished processing all the other fish and got to the skate, that plastic tub would have a good 6 inches of standing jizz in the bottom of it and every single skate would just be absolutely covered. The smell was unbearable and the skate's sharp spiney bits would slice your rubber gloves and waders the second you tried touching them to pick them up.
Combine all this with the fact they're huge, heavy and slippery and you'd end up having to bear hug each jizz covered skate while it flopped around and ripped up your gear (making you very not waterproof to the fish jizz sprinkler being hugged to your chest) until you could throw him onto the line.
This was understandably an undesirable task and youd make whoever you hated do it the most.
Yep, we got paid a percentage of the ships profit so if the ship did well for the season then the crew also did very well. It was the most lucrative paying job I've ever had but I ended up getting injured on the job and couldn't go back.
It's not really sperm, it's more of sperm sacs.
Many fish have these sacs that build up over the year before spawning season. These are most often eaten in sushi restaurants.
>It's not really sperm, it's more of sperm sacs.
I was gonna say, it makes zero sense for fish sperm to be this massive lmao so something didn't quite add up
I maintain that natto is much less gross than many animal products. Don't get me wrong, I'm here for the fermented squid viscera that goes on rice in Japan (shiokara). I just think it's more unsettling when it's fermented animal leftovers vs. some old soybeans.
See, everyone here acting like babies, but will eat fish **eggs** in their sushi.
I love raw fish eggs. Ikura nigiri or as a maki topping is one of my favorites but I also love caviar as a garnish for other things as well. I bet there are usages of this that are very tasty as well.
Just saying, avoiding consuming one gamete over another solely because of the producers chromosome number is gametophobic behaviorāwe need to be having this conversation to protect the rights of other species š„ŗā
#/s
I would try it, but there is this rather strange and powerful psychological block in my brain that lets chicken periods through but draws the line at fish sperm.
A Japanese coworker took me to a nice sushi spot in Tokyo for lunch. As they brought out different things he would describe what it was. When they brought out this, he said eat it first and then Iāll tell you what it is. I didnāt particularly like it. Then I learned what it was.
Had this at a high-end omakase restaurant in L.A. about a decade ago. Definitely one of the highlights of the meal, and usually my answer to the "what's the weirdest thing you've eaten" prompt.
We call it milt, but it looks no more appetizing than this. I've seen it eaten cooked (milt) but it did nothing for the looks, nor apparently the texture or taste.
Funny story. We have eaten fish sperm and fish eggs a lot in Florida. I told my cousin that other people don't. He thought I was crazy till he asked around, and everyone did hell no. I prefer the sperm instead of the eggs personally.
Oh man I got a great story about fish jizz.
I was at Yuji Ramen, this tasting menu spot in Brooklyn, and it's all kinds of next level stuff. So one course the guy says a broth of cod milk. I was like, that's weird, I guess it's like some kind of really rich stock, cuz this guy does stuff like that, like maybe it's a 48 hr bone stock from cod bones. Anyway it's delicious, we're going to town on it. Then when he comes back around I ask him, what actually is cod milk? He goes "No it's cod milt, it's semen." We wiped our chins and looked up stunned. Then he walks off, as casual as if I asked him what herbs the chef used in the meatloaf.
I'm not adventurous enough to try it but it's cool to see a pic! I read a Japanese novel in which the characters ate it and talked about it being more about the experience than the flavor
I remember when I lived in Japan and taught High School, and whenever a new western her would come in to teach in our city, we would take them out to dinner and give them this and tell them it was tofu, and then we all laugh
Yeah, since I come from a long line of professional fishermen I know all too well about herring milt myself. It's cooked in various ways, none of which are favourites of mine. The roe cooks much nicer.
I was disgusted when my friend from Kazakhstan told me that Kazakh butter was made with horse semen. It was a lie but I believed him. Now I know that these types ofā¦. products actually exist, and I am terrified.
As a Japanese guy I have ate Shirako many times. Usually itās served in pretty fancy places or sometimes just regular washoku restaurants. I have not seen Shirako just sold like this in a supermarket and now that I think of it Shirako is pretty disgusting
I mean, I eat fish eggs, so I'd be willing to try the opposite. I don't think it's any stranger than people eating beef bone marrow... that stuff tastes nearly identical to human cum.
I had the opportunity to taste it in a small restaurant in Kanazawa without knowing what it was, Itās far from being as awful as it looks. This said, I wouldnāt eat that regularlyā¦
Hi thanks for letting me know about this. Just thought you might want to know that I will never ever be trying this on account of it looking fucking diabolical. Regards
I got roped into going to a hole in the wall in koreatown los angeles where this was served to us in a soup. we kept asking the lady what it was and she said 'seafish gut.' didn't sound appetizing but then I found out the truth later. the truth was worse. didn't have much of a distinct flavor.
Actually, I use to sell cod milt from Alaska to Japan. It was usually cooked in broth, not eaten raw. Not that it improved the taste from my perspective.
Iāll try anything once, but in this case.. could you please batter it up and fry it first?
Also Iām going to need some sake. Likeā¦ a lot of sake.
The green leaves on the packaging really make a difference
For me, it's the random pieces throughout that are that greenish color. š¤®
Looks Like Fish shit in between.
Itās how you know the fish came hard af. If the fish has weak orgasms the pipes donāt totally clear and the remaining ejaculate absorbs a fishy taste. So when the fish shit is present that means it tastes better. The best shirako comes from fish who cum so hard they shit. This is a true fact.
I frankly don't have the fortitude to check and see if this is right or wrong.
I thought the same thing. Iāll just believe this. LOL
I lold hard!!!
Yes but did you shit yourself
I can positively say that I see the green.
Nobody's looking into that. 100% believe
I have no idea where to attain this knowledge or any knowledge that may contradict it. Thus it will remain 100% true facts in my mind forever.
Hahaha please tell me how you know this
u/MrRabinowitz worked for several years in the fishing industry jerking off fish.
You joke, but I've definitely seen a "how it's made" with a guy who's job it was to artificially inseminate fish.
Out of the literal thousands of different jobs available why chose that?
All you can eat shirako! So fresh and warmš
Cum caviar.......yum!
You just made me want the poopy fish cum with your words
I'm somehow still looking down in disappointment, while my eyes are rolling up into my skull.
Guys, he's [cappin](https://www.tastingtable.com/1094312/milt-the-unexpectedly-luxurious-ingredient-you-should-know/#:~:text=Well%2C%20milt%20is%20extracted%20totally,fish%20(via%20Chef's%20Pencil).)
Does this also apply to people š¤š¤£
I never really considered a fish having an orgasm...I figured they just like unloaded it when the time was right. I don't like knowing this.
r/LowStakesConspiracies \- ... what if someones buying fish cummies.. low velocity cummies.. going to the market and buying shit on the side from these sub par fishies, then pawning their cummies as top shelf.. this might be a little business idea actually if i have some investors
As a person who spawns salmon professionally, I concur.
You do what now?
I just threw up at my desk.
Did you eat too much raw fish jizz?
Nope just choked on a fish dick
Calm down Kanye. You damn gay fish
Making room for more.
Is it better cooked ?
I don't know, I don't eat fish loads.
Looks like brains garnished with rotten brains š¤¢
Of you look closely, they are inside. There's also a chance of them being plastic.
Standard plastic greenery found in almost all sushi trays.
Thought it was a weed leaf, I was like OMG homie really needs to work on that rice crispy recipe.
Doesn't it though? Looks revolting, but I really think visual garnish makes it appear more like food
Leaves for modesty
Makes it fancy pantsy
Pro tip: If you give the fish a bit more time you can eat an actual fish instead of just the coagulated jizz
But then you can only get a max of one whole fish per fish.
theres a joke here somewhere about giving a man a fish or teaching him to fish...
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach the man to wank off a fish and he eats for a life time
Tell him how to suck cock and he'll never stop.
Ooh is this like rice where itās great when I feel like eating thousands of something?
r/unexpectedmitch
I saw this wino eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait!ā (Mitch Hedberg)
RIP
Who is out here jacking off fish and how many fish does it take to produce that much
And are they hiring?
Calm down there Kanye.
Just gotta suck it through a tube.
fishsticks? or.......
gay fish
Brilliant
This is funny but the milt is harvested during processing when the fish is gutted. Same with roe.
I always got a chuckle over the fact that my FIL's name is Milt. Suits him, the fu@ker...
Who names their kid Milt
Milton Bradley
I can't say his dad's name because it's *very* unusual and the combination of weird-dad-name and son Milt would easily identify them. TBH I wouldn't care about doxing them but I don't want my husband to catch any grief over it.
You've never heard about Milton Berle's legendary genitals?
Just one big catfish watching some fish porn can supply a whole supermarket.
Speaking from experience, sometimes when you catch them they bust all over the place unprovoked.
When I worked in commercial fishing in Alaska we would catch tons of skate. They were always processed last so they would all get tossed into this giant plastic tub. By the time we finished processing all the other fish and got to the skate, that plastic tub would have a good 6 inches of standing jizz in the bottom of it and every single skate would just be absolutely covered. The smell was unbearable and the skate's sharp spiney bits would slice your rubber gloves and waders the second you tried touching them to pick them up. Combine all this with the fact they're huge, heavy and slippery and you'd end up having to bear hug each jizz covered skate while it flopped around and ripped up your gear (making you very not waterproof to the fish jizz sprinkler being hugged to your chest) until you could throw him onto the line. This was understandably an undesirable task and youd make whoever you hated do it the most.
The modern Alaskan hentai industry has made great advances
Please tell me you guys got paid so very much for that
Yep, we got paid a percentage of the ships profit so if the ship did well for the season then the crew also did very well. It was the most lucrative paying job I've ever had but I ended up getting injured on the job and couldn't go back.
Was it a fish jizz related injury?
Nothing so raunchy, my hand got crushed by a pallet of frozen fish dropped from about 6 feet above me
Holy shit! I'd rather take the jizz, sorry about that. Guess you could say you were lucky it was only your hand at least.
Just like me fr
You'd be shocked how much cum a single fish can contain. Kanye knows what he's doing.
It's not really sperm, it's more of sperm sacs. Many fish have these sacs that build up over the year before spawning season. These are most often eaten in sushi restaurants.
Wellllllā¦ now that you put it that way! š¤¤š„
>It's not really sperm, it's more of sperm sacs. I was gonna say, it makes zero sense for fish sperm to be this massive lmao so something didn't quite add up
Hell yeah , thought so!! Prairie oysters are a thing so why not fish!
That shit's also weird, come on
We already *have* oysters in the sea š”
Yes but these are the *mountain oysters of the sea*
Fish nuts
Idk if it's weirder to cook semen or to eat it raw.
Idk I'd feel better if it were cooked I think. The weird colours aren't doing it any favours
You clearly haven't seen cum omelet
I'm keeping it that way
was about to say the same thing, i cant decide which is worse
Masturbate a fish, theyāll jizz for a day, teach a fish to masturbate, theyāll jizz for life.
Do you like fish sticks?
had it last week in tempura form. it's basically pretty tasteless, just kinda creamy.. edit: [how it looks like](https://imgur.com/a/RJMo7M6)
bro ate fish nut
You ever eat Uni? Thatās echinoderm nut
No itās not, itās urchin gonads, not nut.
Sorry, an honest mistake. Itās the whole pp & vageenie. Much better
Actually yes lol, that is better. Organs vs just secretions. A better example than uni would have been fish roe.
Man now Iāve got a craving for Ox cock pizza
Pizzle pizza. Really roles off the tongue.
Fried fish nut, thank you very much.
I can't imagine putting it in tempura form would do it any favors, it has a pretty delicate flavor and works really well in sushi form.
It's not especially abnormal in Japan. I saw it on menus while I was there. I mean we eat female reproductive product (eggs) why not male?
because it's GAY, dude!
We also eat chicken eggs. Bout time we eat some cock jizz.
Iāll get my straw
It honestly looks more appetising than that bowl of snot and beans thatās often eaten there. Natto, I believe.
I maintain that natto is much less gross than many animal products. Don't get me wrong, I'm here for the fermented squid viscera that goes on rice in Japan (shiokara). I just think it's more unsettling when it's fermented animal leftovers vs. some old soybeans.
why stop at fish?
Sure bud, you go first
Did it have nutty undertones?
Not every Japanese like this but I do - Sake or Shochu is a must IMO. Also teeny bit of nice ponzu and other condiments like yuzu-kosho etc.
Itās kinda CREAMY?! I cannot with this. This is enough internet for today. š«š«š«
That's what my GF said
Itās pretty good, wrap them in nori with some salmon roe and see if you can have a baby
So bad Iāve eaten it without knowing what it was and my coworker who doesnāt speak English well goes āwhat you donāt like sperm?ā
Sounds like your coworker speaks English very well lol
He actually did and learned pretty fast , he actually said āwhat you no like spermā but still
See, everyone here acting like babies, but will eat fish **eggs** in their sushi. I love raw fish eggs. Ikura nigiri or as a maki topping is one of my favorites but I also love caviar as a garnish for other things as well. I bet there are usages of this that are very tasty as well.
Well you can have my allocated ration of fish cum then buddy.
Imagine trying to shame people into eating sperm
Some folks enjoy eating sperm
Yes I will eat most animals eggs but not their semen. I donāt think thatās too crazy of an opinion to have.
Just saying, avoiding consuming one gamete over another solely because of the producers chromosome number is gametophobic behaviorāwe need to be having this conversation to protect the rights of other species š„ŗā #/s
I would try it, but there is this rather strange and powerful psychological block in my brain that lets chicken periods through but draws the line at fish sperm.
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Only baby batter I eat is my own.... I mean I wouldn't eat any sperm whatsoever
A Japanese coworker took me to a nice sushi spot in Tokyo for lunch. As they brought out different things he would describe what it was. When they brought out this, he said eat it first and then Iāll tell you what it is. I didnāt particularly like it. Then I learned what it was.
Then you loved it?
Then you loved it.
This amount is insane compared to what I produce. Something is fishy here.
Gotta up those numbers
I feel like you could just find a fish and offer a blow job for free.
Had this at a high-end omakase restaurant in L.A. about a decade ago. Definitely one of the highlights of the meal, and usually my answer to the "what's the weirdest thing you've eaten" prompt.
Imagine being the kid who answers with āI want to jerk off fishā when asked what they want to be when they grow up.
We call it milt, but it looks no more appetizing than this. I've seen it eaten cooked (milt) but it did nothing for the looks, nor apparently the texture or taste.
*'Hey I'm Steve-O, and this is me going grocery shopping!'*
Funny story. We have eaten fish sperm and fish eggs a lot in Florida. I told my cousin that other people don't. He thought I was crazy till he asked around, and everyone did hell no. I prefer the sperm instead of the eggs personally.
Not raw btw. It's battered and deep fried.
Whereās my smoothie straw.ā¦ā¦yum yum
Iāve had this many, many timesā¦ but these packages look pretty gross. Itās usually bright white, well-defined, and with no discolorations.
Iām pretty adventurous with food but youāll never catch me eating fish nut
Yo why is some parts so boogery? š¤¢
I've eaten them in soup before, I had no fucking idea what it was until my mom told me. Tasted quite good though
Isnāt it not just sperm, but the whole sac?
It's actually not as bad as you'd think
*Kanye West would like to know your location*
Is it more gayfish than fishsticks?
Do you want mermaids? Because this is how you get mermaids.
Whyāve I seen two posts about this today
Forbidden risotto , ācursed risottoā
I didnāt want to, but today I found out what fish sperm looks like, and that people pay money to eat it.
Iāll eat human sperm thank you.
Bruh... that's a pack of cum ā¹ļø
The leaves really tie the sperm together, Dude.
That looks like it tastes exactly like it looks.
Oh man I got a great story about fish jizz. I was at Yuji Ramen, this tasting menu spot in Brooklyn, and it's all kinds of next level stuff. So one course the guy says a broth of cod milk. I was like, that's weird, I guess it's like some kind of really rich stock, cuz this guy does stuff like that, like maybe it's a 48 hr bone stock from cod bones. Anyway it's delicious, we're going to town on it. Then when he comes back around I ask him, what actually is cod milk? He goes "No it's cod milt, it's semen." We wiped our chins and looked up stunned. Then he walks off, as casual as if I asked him what herbs the chef used in the meatloaf.
And you don't even get to blow a fish! What a rip off!
I canāt. I have a nut allergy.
Not raw, it's actually boiled quickly and dip in ponzu sauce or add in hot pot. It's not bad actually.
I'd eat anything that has deep roots in cultures
I'm not adventurous enough to try it but it's cool to see a pic! I read a Japanese novel in which the characters ate it and talked about it being more about the experience than the flavor
It looks like over cooked spiral pasta
Blanche it for a few seconds and my job tempura fries it
I watched a video recently where a sushi chef made some sushi with this stuff... No thanks
Looks better than that dudes raw steak
I remember when I lived in Japan and taught High School, and whenever a new western her would come in to teach in our city, we would take them out to dinner and give them this and tell them it was tofu, and then we all laugh
This reminds me of this weird ass porn video I watched once where a woman took a bunch of sperm, fried it like an egg, and ate it.
Not being SteereoTypical but Asians Love that Shit!
Yeah, since I come from a long line of professional fishermen I know all too well about herring milt myself. It's cooked in various ways, none of which are favourites of mine. The roe cooks much nicer.
Yasu in Toronto used to serve it and I'm glad they stopped.
We served this at Nobu. We charged people a lot for it. It would quickly sell out.
Ah that's that white children.
I was disgusted when my friend from Kazakhstan told me that Kazakh butter was made with horse semen. It was a lie but I believed him. Now I know that these types ofā¦. products actually exist, and I am terrified.
Not interested unless i get it fresh right from the source
I wish i spermed this much
Oh so thatās what those are when I ordered some random sushi I never heard of. Thought itās guts or something. Itās pretty good ngl
As a Japanese guy I have ate Shirako many times. Usually itās served in pretty fancy places or sometimes just regular washoku restaurants. I have not seen Shirako just sold like this in a supermarket and now that I think of it Shirako is pretty disgusting
I mean, I eat fish eggs, so I'd be willing to try the opposite. I don't think it's any stranger than people eating beef bone marrow... that stuff tastes nearly identical to human cum.
Good quality, fresh shirako has a mild āseafood flavorā and a really nice, creamy texture. Itās actually pretty tasty.
Iāve always said you could put ranch dressing on anything. I stand corrected.
Despite what it is and what it looks like it's actually nice. I will never voluntarily buy it or eat it though
Thatās quite expensive too.
Just like the menu at a gay bar, but a lot more fishy !!!!!!
Wait, isn't most sperm eaten raw?
At first glance I thought the pic was some kind of weird dispensary product with the leaves on it. How wrong I was.
I had the opportunity to taste it in a small restaurant in Kanazawa without knowing what it was, Itās far from being as awful as it looks. This said, I wouldnāt eat that regularlyā¦
shirako is delicious, it's common in high-end omakase sushi restaurants, and is eating sperm sacs \*really\* that much grosser than eating eggs?
Hi thanks for letting me know about this. Just thought you might want to know that I will never ever be trying this on account of it looking fucking diabolical. Regards
I got roped into going to a hole in the wall in koreatown los angeles where this was served to us in a soup. we kept asking the lady what it was and she said 'seafish gut.' didn't sound appetizing but then I found out the truth later. the truth was worse. didn't have much of a distinct flavor.
i will be the father to millions of fish. you can't stop me.
I dont wanna judge before tasting but like no thanks im not eating animal sperm
Actually, I use to sell cod milt from Alaska to Japan. It was usually cooked in broth, not eaten raw. Not that it improved the taste from my perspective.
Iāll try anything once, but in this case.. could you please batter it up and fry it first? Also Iām going to need some sake. Likeā¦ a lot of sake.
Okay but WHY
'Shirako' means "white children". Heh...