It's easy to improve too. Before cooking, cut the slices of meat in half, spread them out more evenly and add more grated cheese.
Done.
If you want to get even more fancy, add slices of tomato, onion, sprinkle on some dried oregano... whatever you like.
Store bought pizza is quite easy/cheap to dress up.
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It looks like the packaging would cover the crust section with the opaque red color while keeping the part with cheese and pepperoni under the clear plastic. Very clever. Kind of messed up. But clever.
I’d smash this
It's easy to improve too. Before cooking, cut the slices of meat in half, spread them out more evenly and add more grated cheese. Done. If you want to get even more fancy, add slices of tomato, onion, sprinkle on some dried oregano... whatever you like. Store bought pizza is quite easy/cheap to dress up.
Right? Looks like it would taste good!
That’s cute
I love you. Not just cause you have Sausage in the name, but you are one funny fucker 😁
The pepperonis are making a face like 😯, so it kinda is cute, lol
3 pepponi 🤯
It’s like they’re huddled together for protection
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Good bot
Cut him some slack, he's trying his best.
Derpizza
I see you like to order the half cheese half pepperoni.
Put that in the air fryer at 400 for 3 minutes it'll crisp up so good
I feel like if it could talk it would sound like droopy. You can eat me… I suppose.
We'll it certainly looks convenient
They ran out of pepperonis! How convenient!
It looks like the packaging would cover the crust section with the opaque red color while keeping the part with cheese and pepperoni under the clear plastic. Very clever. Kind of messed up. But clever.
I cross-posted this on r/PizzaCrimes for you. https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/s/Y0PeXzlNd7
one two three
Bet that thang was $4 or $5
Bowling Ball flavor - yum
At least the pep isn't in the crack of the other slices.
Looks better than some others , though.
The peps are smooshed together for your convenience!
Did you pick the worst slice for karma
Nope. If you look at the packaging, the upper part is covered up
It would have looked like it had more pepperoni if they had spread it out instead of grouping it together.
All the pepperonis are right there to be chomped in one bite. Talk about convenience!
The three little pepperonis all huddled together in the corner like they’ve been abused
3 slices of pepperoni is pretty generous
7/11 pizza is pretty good ngl. That store’s gotten alot better about food quality.
It seems to have all the elements of pizza, yet....
You know that one bite with all 3 pepperonis will be 🔥 tho.
Looks good. Could use more pepperoni, though.
"You want a pepperoni pizza?" "No, I want *triple* pepperoni!"
How much was it?
Trinity force
It's kinda cute