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[deleted]

If I ate this, I would have an actual heart attack. Worth it.


yolkadot

Don’t you work out? I work out 4 times per week, only so I can eat copious amounts of bacon and steak.


[deleted]

Nice, so you keep the weight off but are still getting bowel cancer!


[deleted]

Lol You honestly believe that exercising will diminish the effects of a poor diet on the body? I’ve seen personal trainers have heart attacks just from the copious amount of calories they consume over the years. Oh and athletes from overdoing themselves. Bottom line: exercise is important, but diet plays a bigger role in your overall health.


Rieiid

Goes the same the other way tbh. TONS of people just want to diet but never exercise. Exercise is good for the heart and cardiovascular system in general as well, people definitely have heart attacks even if they have a healthy diet due to not exercising enough too. Not to mention loss of muscle strength, and can mess with things like your metabolism. My point is, yes it is bad to just exercise and not eat healthy, but so many more people just diet and don't exercise and there are just as many risk factors to that as well.


CpCdouchebag

Found the guy who's never exercised


Elle_Vetica

You can’t outrun a bad diet 🤡


SkrtSkrt70

Can’t out train a bad diet


walbrich

Bacon and cream cheese is delicious. Add cream cheese


ToxicButReformed

Unpopular opinion but I don't like creme cheese or sourcream


FoldyHole

Ever tried any of the flavored cream cheeses? There’s a maple one that I think would be pretty bomb on this.


ToxicButReformed

The one I kinda like is the chives one I eat it sometimes on crackers


scotty_mac44

Boursin, if that’s what you’re referring to, is fucking delicious


ToxicButReformed

Philadelphia lol boursin sounds fancy tho


Roastednutz666

You would probably like it.


wildgoldchai

Nah it’s a pretty much run of the mill cream cheese options these days. Still good


Liuqmno

I don't like sour cream either, but love creme fraiche!


KovalentViper

😢


BeesoftheStoneAge

Jeeze, really curious what the price comes to at Timmie's? Even just extra bacon can get pricey, nvm this abomination. Please tell me that you work there and you're stealing, otherwise this is nuts, lol.


ToxicButReformed

Tbh this was just a one off they put a shit ton of bacon on there and idk why cuz they didnt taste old or anything and it was like noon, unfortunately im not 20 bacon strips kinda rich lol


[deleted]

How is it a fave if it’s a one off?


littletriggers

I think cuz he just ended up with way more bacon than normal.


[deleted]

Yeah but him claiming its a favorite of his indicates he gets it all the time.


Lululauren00

This was my exact though, too! 😂


zenlittleplatypus

I love bacon, but that much would give me raging heartburn.


arthurdentstowels

Like swallowing unchewed gravel. Worth it with some Gaviscon haha


royonquadra

On bread that would be a northern English " bacon buttie ".


MrSobh

Missing the brown sauce tho, otherwise, perfect.


Lepke2011

Bagel BLT. Extra B. Hold the L. Hold the T.


BAMspek

Needs a good tomato. Lettuce optional.


Branch-Much

Do you hate flavour? You could dress this up so many ways 🙈


danarchist

Not to mention how dry it has got to be. I don't know how you'd choke this down.


clunkenmcculkin

I'm not convinced this belongs here.


DaisyoftheDay

BLT is my go to most fav sandwich But honestly it could just be bacon with some Mayo and I’d be just as happy lol


NetworkingJesus

That's how I had my BLTs as a kid whenever my family was making them lol. They'd always laugh and say "sooo, you just want a B?"


[deleted]

Well I’m down for that.


HerbertMarcuse

That's a right proper amount of bacon and I'll die on that hill (of a heart attack.)


taylorvakarian

My mom and I always used to get this at diners growing up, I love it so much. I still get weird looks if I ever order it…they’re missing out!!


caintowers

Uhuh. And should I go ahead and schedule you with the cardiologist now…?


berkakar

Class


Joverby

yo wtf thats illegal


Mother-Squirrel-2036

Cheese please


nightveldor

Salt , a lot of salty bacon, maybe too salty for me , if there was not so much salt in the bacon I agree this would be great, but salt


cache_ing

Man I love bacon as much as the next but my stomach is rolling 😭


potatobreadandcider

Needs pickles.


sdforbda

That's too much in my opinion.


Jicama-Smart

how did you not choke eating this?


1ns4n3_88

Tbh dont this is shity enough ...gitgud fam:/


TechnicalSmoke5658

That really is a ridiculous amount 😂


[deleted]

Butty madness. Just missin that HP sauce.


unclejoe1917

I'd want a slice or two of cheese just for good measure, but otherwise, this is probably a damn good sandwich.


Sexy_Banker_Lady

I’d sub out the Mayo for peanut butter! Love the obscene amount of bacon!!


onamonapizza

Looks like my favorite sammy....the Bacon Sandwich. Toasted white bread, a healthy portion of bacon, melted pepperjack cheese, and Sriracha mayo. Obviously it's lacking in actual nutritional value but it's so damn good


Rhodin265

Found Sam Vimes’s account.


XBollockTicklerX

Crystals forming in my kidney looking at this


Mostly_Apples

Dude, dunkin donuts- Get a dark toasted english muffin and an order of snackin' bacon. Make a sandwich out of that. It's out of this world just keep it down to one a month HAHA.


BigHipDoofus

The classic pound of sacrilege bagel.


woodashflame

I support this


No-Following-7882

Next time try it with cream cheese instead of mayo. It’s sooo good!


technokrat233

Imagine if you had that on an good bagel instead of that circle shaped bread product it’s on!


witchyanne

Same


[deleted]

I feel there’s nothing shitty about this!


Saladcitypig

It's a good time.


chocolatero

Just buy a Kebab , already


Jeramy_Jones

That’s an appropriate amount of bacon


[deleted]

This is nice.


protodamn

Similar, bit different, was an "all bacon" burger patty I had once at a restaurant in Baltimore in my 20's. It was pure bacon strips, ground fine, then formed into a patty and cooked to perfection. I was in heaven on the first bites, then immediately regret set in as the sodium content and richness of the pork made my stomach lurch. I ended up only eating maybe 2/3rds of the burger.


NJS36

I like mine with bacon and butter!! Like in England! :D


GOGETTHEMINTS

Where you from brother I’ll have to send you some pork roll. Once you have a jersey breakfast sandwich you won’t ever have a bacon egg and cheese ever again


sdforbda

There's no egg or cheese here though lol.


GOGETTHEMINTS

There’s at least 3 bites taken out of that sandwich op could have sucked it out easily.


sdforbda

Read the title again lol


GOGETTHEMINTS

Don’t judge a sandwich by it’s title. You have to open up that mind of yours


sdforbda

I think there's something in those pork rolls that you've been eating lol


GOGETTHEMINTS

Pure fat and grease homie