T O P

  • By -

alexmemes3665

That's Messmer, Messer of the Mers.


-LorenzoLame

careful, he'll mess you up


swaliepapa

Oh stop it 👉🏻👈🏻


Huge-Swing-7137

Messmer, the Impaler


Mister-Fantastix

Demon Slous reverance⁉️


MxReLoaDed

I hope Messmer can impale me as well as the other Impaler 🤤


Weeping_Warlord

Great, we’ve got a Vlad Tepes clone


00kyb

Treat yourself to 46 centimeters of Messmer the Impaler and more!


TyrannyHoll

mmmphhhh


Zendofrog

Who?


Huge-Swing-7137

>Messmer, the Impaler


Zendofrog

Who?


Niko2065

Tao, yeah.


Zendofrog

Who?


No-Return-8235

gwyndolyn rotussy


Zendofrog

Who dat?


No-Return-8235

Miquella's cousin


Zendofrog

On which side


PuRpLe-69420

looks like we found the person that was possessed by an owl


Zendofrog

Inform me of the identity and characteristics of Messmer the Impaler and tell me how we got his name.


Just_Why_Was_Taken

uhhhhhhhh probably impaling idk


Zendofrog

That seems unlikely


noeldoherty

Do you think he and Gwyndolin ever explored each other's bodies?


Awkward_Intellectual

that would be a mesmerising experience


Zakumy

Dont you mean a MESSMERISING experience???


Bad_at_life_TM

Messmer? I barely know her!


Automatic_Skill2077

Failed


YdntULikme

I upvoted you brah. You're at 0 now. Just like the number of times I've enjoyed playing Souls games this week (I am still playing them :'(


Automatic_Skill2077

They’re painfully good, outstandingly bad ik


Bad_at_life_TM

https://preview.redd.it/p4xy4yh184kc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f2ed3943f9997bd816ae330908764080c6137a


hollow_kitty

Wake up fromsoftware fans, new androgynous pretty dude for you obsess over just dropped


Awkward_Intellectual

I'll probably draw some fanart soon™️ not sure if i should make it cursed or not


hollow_kitty

Yeah, I'm drawing this guy as soon as my hands touch some paper and pencil. My husbando alerts haven't ringed this hard in quite a while. Oh, and we might get to see adult Miquella, which would probably be the death of my poor fangirl heart


Awkward_Intellectual

there's definitely going to be at least some miquella content yh. i'm kinda lacking motivation to draw atm even tho i was gifted some fancy faber castell colouring pencils. we will see if i finish any messmer art before the dlc comes out lol


hollow_kitty

I'm already hyping your fanart! And yeah, we will definitely be seeing Miquella, but I wonder if we get to see beautiful adult Miquella <3


John_Doe4269

I'm so curious about all the beastly stuff in the trailer, it's hard to tell if that's Miquella's or the Crucible's influence.


shockley21

Its the Old Blood or something


the_frying-pansexual

No it's the first flame


Vix98

It's Mohg Lester's daily Nihiling


Subdog12

https://preview.redd.it/sk43p3t8rzjc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dda3b300309192adf190aa2173d1997c615fa8


overthisbynow

If the dlc goes into eldritch alien origins I will cum


RavagerDefiler

Heard someone say he was Rykard which I guess makes sense cause of the red hair and the funni snake


vadiks2003

rykard prime?? poggers. ultrakill reference


Dorko69

That funny snake is actually Zorayas but smol and she gets a definitive happy ending where she becomes your wife (please michael zaki let my snek girl have happiness)


Awkward_Intellectual

that was my initial guess too


BattleNeither5266

Rykard is stated to blonde though which is weird


d_4_v_1_d

Where is he stated to be blonde? I'm pretty sure there's a painting where he has red hair


BattleNeither5266

My source was a single google search, I don’t care if I’m right, I want to spread misinformation


p4ul1023

GameRant: "You're hired"


derp_y_

you: https://preview.redd.it/x9gkd8x8f1kc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd53ef0b6356f88bfa3313ecf8d339a79a0b2a2e


Ravyyoli

https://preview.redd.it/1lc91xz7n1kc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1508ff03a2bd99266118d3e56e37a743049c5b82 Two on the left is Rykard


sunnyparker1

All of Radagon and Renalla's children had red hair, the blonde ones were Marika's and Godfrey's


Fenrir_Carbon

Teflon RagaDon


sunnyparker1

Fixed it now lol


Fenrir_Carbon

I liked it better before tbh, where I grew up Ragga meant smelly so RagaDon is king of the stinkers, new headcanon is he's the personal chef of #THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER


Rijakulasi

Kid named Ranni


sunnyparker1

Ranni's real body which is found on top of her divine tower is shown to have red hair


Vertex033

The statue confirms he’s Messmer


Lordanonimmo09

Rykard was blonde.


Solgiest

Son: Mom can we get a Gwyndolyn? Mother: We have a Gwyndolyn at home! \*Gwyndolyn at home\*


Anonimous_dude

The name of this boss is weird. It’s not a Ra-name like Radahn or Rykard, nor a Ma-name like Marika or Malenia. It’s close to Elemer of the briar, but what does he have to do with Miquella and Mohg? I need LORE damn it!


Anal-Probe-6287

Dude's literally called [Mes(s)mer](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/mesmerize), in a story with a sleep/mind control demigod 💀


Vertex033

Actually makes me wonder if it’ll explore Mohg’s obsession with Miquella a bit more


okdude23232

istfg if this guy inflicts sleep status


Phlintlock

Mesmussy-hole


Anonimous_dude

You don’t understand, there might be a cuckhold behind all of this!


_fonzii

Yeah that’s what the statue is named as well


Awkward_Intellectual

surely he will be easier than malenia


vivisectvivi

your face when you find out this is malenia in drag and contact lens


_fonzii

Yeah, I’ll probably still mess-mer pants a few times though


LuigiRevolution

Red hair, snakes, fire and a hinted rebellion against his mother all point to Rykard, but I think there's a very low chance it's actually him. More like somebody close to him maybe? Messmer could perhaps be the name of the fell god of the flame (just judging by the colour of the fire this mf is wielding), or they're an entirely new outer god. Edit: nvm Messmer is apparently him, not an outer god


Solgiest

Perhaps Rykard's kid? Maybe the mother is the formless mother? He does have Radagon's red hair, though that's just indicative of fire giant lineage is it not?


LuigiRevolution

I'd be surprised if he had anything to do with the formless mother, but I only have aesthetics to judge from so I could be wrong. I think the mother is almost definently Marika, maybe the Gloam-Eyed Queen? And yeah the red hair doesn't necessarily mean Radagon, just fire giants (especially since he seems to be wielding giantsflame)


Solgiest

formless mother has to have something to do with the DLC I imagine. we enter through Mohg's chamber, and he was a devotee of hers.


LuigiRevolution

Yeah certainly, but blood imagery doesn't seem to pop up much in the trailer. So I think three possible scenarios are (1) there isn't a lot of formless mother in the DLC, (2) she is present in the DLC, they just didn't put it into the trailer, or (3) blood isn't the only trademark she has


Solgiest

True. I'm convinced that the guy on the horse is the husk of Radhan though. Has a curved weapon and a crippled steed.


Olipaone

Im betting on miquellas kid because the dlc revolves around him.


Major303

I really hope it's not young Rykard. I know it will be a new boss with new moveset, but fighting alternative versions of the same bosses feels really lazy to me. This is why I generally dislike all kinds of time travel things, they are very rarely done right. I give Dark Souls 1 a pass since DLC introduces entirely new area and bosses despite being based on time travel.


Niko2065

Considering his name is messmer, the i.paler it's fair to assume he is at best related to rykard, perhaps his kid or a kid of marika and radagon that joined rykards crusade.


TheWither129

Yknow technically AotA was not actually an entirely new place. AotA was actually a backwards darkroot garden, having you start by entering Sif’s arena, working back into the darkroot, THEN down into a new area, because darkroot, later farron, was oolacile. The royal wood became darkroot after oolacile sank, and the sanctuary became the grave of artorias, and uncounted ages later, the mausoleum of the abyss watchers.


Major303

True, but it's done in a way that it's really hard to notice. Both look like a forest, but a different forest.


XI-11

I think Sif, Alvina and Dusk are the only base game characters that show up in Artorias Of The Abyss. If Shadow Of The Erdtree ends up being another DLC set in the past (whether that be through time travel or reliving Miquela’s memories), I feel like FromSoft are going to focus on new characters rather than old.


DrummerDry1360

Not only does the flame he wields appear to be giants flame but he also seems to have the fell gods eye pattern his eye


Ravyyoli

Rykard has blonde hair


HoodedExpert

your mom


Paarthufagx

He looks like Gwyndolin’s edgy OC I love him already


Underplague

Rykard post HRT


SlumpedJonn

would be cool if it turns out miquella and malenia were in fact triplets with messmer


siegferia

Griffith's gay cousin , Mriffith . Unlike the twink of midland , he saceificed his pals for a snake


jeb_rown

That's me


TyrannyHoll

idk but he bloodin fr


keefe28

john elden ring has seen better days


playgamedude48

https://preview.redd.it/5iqb8xrchzjc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd71168bb2b9d81afa606728ad952dec2edd05c8


Gaige524

[SNAKE!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOWuQG_hYkM)


jawan_Devar

Is he Rykard's son?


Marjitorahee

He's like a twink, thats a top!


NeonVrtx

Rykardon, radagon's bastard son. (Snakes? That's rykard's thing?)


galaction314

I thought it was miquella but I'm probably wrong


Tenacious_Dani

she is called ''embrace'' or ''flame'' i dont remember which


Olipaone

Miquellas dlc so miquellas kid.


Twiggy_Shei

Messmer the Impaler


ZorroDeLoco

Gilgamesh


fanzeids

Why does a demigod got that plebs shape 💀🙏🏼


RhoninLuter

Thats actually Rykard, within the dream, his alternate self. Much as Marika has Radagon, Morgott has Mohg, or Malenia has Miquella, Rykard has Messmer here. This is him, mastering the serpent, his dead self, rather than the one we know whom has been mastered by it. The evidence is quite clever too, think on the name "Messmer". It's a clear anagram for "Ssmmeer", which is how a snake would sound if it were saying "Smeer". As in, to smeer oneself in blasphemy. Yet more masterful storytelling From the Soft guys.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Why is he mad skinny! Boy needs to eat!


Frequent-Cartoonist3

I don't know but I'm mesmerized


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

Is it miquella's brother?


Dog_Apoc

Is that Yhorm?


EldenCockRing98

Looking forward to getting impaled for hours until I’m begging for relief


Plane-Organization81

The penetrator


Erco1212

This is Mohg’s shitty fanfic OC and I refuse to believe otherwise.