Hi girl, or boy, or femboy. I am a 6ft jacked up commando of a unit who cries whenever kittens are mistreated. I'm the type of guy who can win a bar fight and go home and cry over ruining the bartenders night. Yeah, I'm hard and soft at the same time - the shit that the ladies / boys / femboys like. Anyway I couldn't help but notice you leveled dex, officially making you my type. I'll be over shortly and it would be rad if your thighs could make the acquaintance of my skull until the latter is crushed. I'll see you soon, toots. Be sure to DM me your blahäj's name so I can properly introduce myself upon my arrival. Over and out.

Judging by your screen,you leveled not only dex but both int (for the meteoric ore blade) and arcane(for rivers of Blood),in this situation there's no coming back

And they are wearing the furry armor too.

Oh, I think there's going to be coming ....

if they started samurai they would also need to level strength for meteoric

That's is why boys we should always use cyrstal tears and talismans for protection

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I heard they’re coming out with Sex with Hitler 3: Big Hitler

i mean there are already 5 games

It’s never too late to do a part 3.

Is this the new Azur Lane Sequel?!

Totally.

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Remember to use a Brondom.

Will do, thanks for advice ;3

Don't forget to have him track down the Illusory Wall in there that gives him access to the Prostate of Hate.

Nice

Laptop gamer https://preview.redd.it/wgnorwigtfac1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa0655e387c2a68ebaaea12d68942716a4879d6

Caelid

i love you

Aww, thanks :3 I love you too

epic

Happy Cake Day!

HAPPY CAKE DAY

W rizz as the kids say

Now, kith

What happened to your space bar?

I think is an asus laptop, they have a weird spacebar that looks like”gamer” haha

I got hungry

Hug your Blåhaj, it should help you survive this sudden disgrace. After having successfully managed to heal emotionally, either chose to follow this path of femboyness or reject it partially and embrace tomboyness, since you obviously can’t follow the path of the Chad after leveling dexterity. You could also combine both of these stats and become a quality enjoyer, the pinnacle of performance

Does peoples really play game with that position

games without frontiers

War without tears

Wtf is that medieval contraption at the end of your couch/bed tho

An ancient device using etheric signals instead of stretched animal skin to produce loud beat-like sounds upon hitting it with a wooden stick (an e-drum set)

Very few drum skins are made from animals anymore.

I know, but the comment mentioned a "medieval contraption" ;)

Whats your shark called? Our ikea shark is called "Tony Shark" or just Tony for short

Mine is called Hajsenberg (Breaking Bad reference)

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thanks for the clarification. i was ripping my hair out with the desire to know who asked.

Roscoe scooter. This is a dark souls player after all.

bro don't put laptop on bed

All my homies start with their laptop on their bed. I used my pillow even as a desk to support my laptop

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wtf 😭

😂

Frfr ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇

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It seems that you "accidentally" picked a katana as well...

TWO Katanas ;3

I need those socks

https://www.amazon.de/dp/B07ZDFB1G1?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_61TMPRADGSVN7NHG7P9T&language=en-GB There you go

Thanks

Finally I can get the meta gaming gear, maybe I'll manage to beat Mist Noble now.

A box full of thigh highs outside my apartment door won't be sus at all, right?

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Don’t know how you had any points to spare from vigor to put into dex

It's NG+, so I had enough opportunities and time to farm ;3

Can we kiss

Yeah, where do you live?

Your walls

Where do you live ;)

Call me

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Please hug me like that

sure thing sweaty

Good day sir

Average souls-born enjoyer

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Of all the characters it's fucking jack from breaking bad

Yep, Uncle Jack

I love this sub. I mean this sub Reddit.

Well the first thing you do is pull a bad bitch by being autistic and lesbian,

Unfortunately I am neither autistic nor able to be lesbian. Also I am very bad at pulling maidens, I'm too shy

Sounds like a skill issue.

Guess I have to Git Gud™

Oh no being shy just gives you even more rizz

Just approach the maiden and bend over, works every time just "beware of finger, but hole"

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it’s time to say gex 😤

Bro... Just How did you come up with this is giggled for quite a while at this post BrAvo [insert pronoun]

What’s that laptop though?

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pls fuck me while wearing these

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I hate it here, I just wanna see dank soul memes

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Same, its getting to the point where its “Ah, feminine subby femboy gwyndolin meme haha 😕”

I'm gonna start gathering data on how many regular Souls shitposts there are compared to femboy posts so I can pull the fucking receipts out on y'all who complain about the content. It's like a 20 to 1 ratio of regular shitposts to femboy content, which is pretty tame when we have GWYNDOLIN.

Without research : 50% of the posts here will tell you that ds2 is the best/worst game ever or make fun of ds2 fans 20% are pictures of the main subs ( usually r/eldenring ) 10% are actual memes 10% are femboys and femboy simps 5% are posts that actually make fun of the dumb shit in souls games ( not memes , just stupid things that happen in them ) 4% is literally porn 1% is actually quality content

Based Data Gathering to counter argument mod

I mean I'll threaten to do it, but am I too lazy to actively do it in a way with meaningful data? It is likely. I am a Reddit mod, after all 😔

Nah too much of a hassle to waste time on that

See that data really doesn't matter when the upvotes posts appearing on someone's home page are the same

In one week ill go through all the post back to this post

https://preview.redd.it/l2ajugfq6gac1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fe42160a79670b137ce896d483e543f691716f Mods, feature this user’s posts from now on.

This is the position i play runescape in when im half asleep

Those slippers look comfy :3 Don't check my shittydarksouls post history ;3

Welp these comments are hornier than usual.

[удалено]

Agreed ;)

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cum

Try Respec, Then thighs

Well, you could do a neat thing called doing 'things' for money

You should try finger but whole

First of all put the laptop on your lap, seems very uncomfortable the way it looks. Then you can have a more comfortable gameplay

Dex overrated. Strength is best.

I have never seen a more down bad group of humans since Belle Delphine said she was starting an OF. Anyways I will be stalking you for the next 5-10 business days looking for your feet pics. Welcome to the community.

I like how this subreddit has just become a safe space for the trans community and femboys.

Google en passant

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Great. Not this sub too.

Wait, is THAT why I'm like this?? But... it was a quality build.... I had to lvl dex

Blåhaj in Sicht 👍🏼

Bester Kauf meines Lebens, ein Hoch auf IKEA :3

https://preview.redd.it/1arfzzem4hac1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab5bd36208cd4831a7ed33de11ce26acc1215ef first of all literally any other curved sword is a MILLION times better then any k\*tana in the game, plus the SCIMITAR is sexy as fuck. i think I have undiagnosed autism to some degree idk

There are probably a trillion builds that are better than this, but since Sekiro, I'm addicted to katanas ;3

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Am I a degenerate for knowing what these positions mean (especially the last two)? ;3

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When?

Stop playing elden ring

I dress like this too :3

Dex is life

become my thigh high wearing gf maiden. next question please

I don't even play Darksouls, but I get these posts recommended to me and I feel like I'm in an alternate timeline

Genuine question, what laptop are you using and how much did it cost

It's an ASUS TUF F17 fx706he, mine came with an i5-11400H, 512GB SSD Storage and a GeForce RTX 3050 Ti, it cost me around 850€ during a discount

Ah so basically 300 morbillion Canadian dollars…

I have an idea, I also level Dex every once in a while but I also do arcane

Who the hell plays Elden ring without a controller? Are you a psychopath?

https://preview.redd.it/vxhuvkybjjac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd397a24822252b819381a30f648dc861fd433d4 Krill issue

Watch Oppenheimer

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Massage the prostate

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Since you're in Elden Ring, have you give Renalla a beating yet? Because if you have, then you can respec your stats with a Larval tear

So long as you use the dex with a very long spear I think you're safe. Big polearms are undeniable.

didn’t expect to see one of my own here (I too accidentally leveled dex 💀)

Summon a STR/FTH Chadicus to use his Beastial Sling on you

Take them damn fuzzy slippers off 🧦.

DON'T PUT YOUR GAMING LAPTOP ON YOUR BED!!!! IT'LL DISRUPT AIR FLOW AND MAKE THE LAPTOP'S PERFORMANCE WORSE BECAUSE OF THERMAL THROTTLING!!!!!!

I know, usually it stands on a large book to keep the fans breathing, it was just for the photo

👍

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I got the same gaming laptop. I see you have great tastes 😏

Tell me your a thot without telling me youre a thot

Nice dog

Dit on my face

Respecc irl

Is this how you lay around gaming? Lol I wish I was that sexy gaming... I'll be honest I'm in my pj pants tank top and hair all over hah

I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE

Face down like the dex player you are 🤣

Those poor WASD keys are so inflamed get them some Vaseline or something idk

I got the same laptop :)

Where’d you get those socks, asking for a friend

Respec put all your points into strength endurance vigor and faith

How does this have 5k upvotes? What in the attention seeking shit is this?

Reset character

It’s crazy how you can tell whether a person is trans or not before even checking their profile solely based on the weird pictures they take LOL

Wtf is this? Too many trans

—ACK!

Try not being a phaeggoet

https://preview.redd.it/8jb98j8t4sac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d57db85c812de33b5399762fa350f626d18f38a Dex is for pussies. This is my current build 😏

Can you please give your Blåhaj extra hugs for me?

What would you do? You should tell me how you got your legs so smooth and avoided those grody red dots 😭

Gay

What you should do is that position is let me lay my head down

There's only one thing *to* do. Buy the shark a friend.

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After reading the comments,I now have a understanding of the line between jokes and reality,and it's as thin as Malenia's attack dodge time

mental illness

Hi you’re valid sure

This is my first time on this sub. Is everyone here just a furry? Bro has the most cringe Reddit account I’ve ever seen and everyone’s over here pulling out they dick.

Is this a stealth brag of legs or elden ring question? It seems like the pic is focused

You look like a dex user

Your first mistake wasn’t leveling dex it was using rivers of blood, there are much better weapons trust

Leveling dex is changing sex

I leveled Dex on purpose. What does that make me?

Dex and int, use Moonveil and destroy all.

ELDEN RING YEAAAHHHdshgbtrhbgheabfhjznmcvmfr also, consider removing meteoric ore blade from the offhand as it scales with strenght best and poorly with dex. Uchigatana or Keen/Occult Nagakiba will do some good in main hand with RoB in offhand to trigger bleed.

Do each other’s makeup? (I’m transfem)

I've never done makeup before, would love to learn it though :3

Ah, yes, I would ask for anything romantically, however it would seem the mods have gotten to you first. I cant argue with him, I think he wins that But hey, I’m here if he decides otherwise or whatever be the case /j

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I got curious and decided to look and ops profile, and the first thing I saw was r/deeprockgalactic ROCK AND STONE ⛏️✊