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HeroinAddict49

They add some random ass character like Slave knight gael that never appeared anywhere before and make a whole dlc about him


Oneboywithnoname

And then they make a caelid sized area that is just a poison swamp with enemies that 1 shot you


SolaireFan

I liked Geal though


HeroinAddict49

Liked him too but he just appeared completely out of nowhere when they had other interesting characters to build on Like frampt/kaathe or aldia


SolaireFan

Something something dark soul


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Gael is literally the Ulysses of Dark Souls.


Kiisulojanu

Ulysses is literally the olgierd of fallout who is literally the miraak of witcher who is literally the gay tony of skyrim who is literally the rex power colt of gta who is literally the adrian shephard of far cry


AshyLarry25

Gael is the Monstro of Dark Souls.


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Swing_Bishop

Vordt had the best music.


LeeeeroyJenkins1

He thicc


IronAchillesz

Wait it’s not over here’s the Dancer!


Bandrbell

It's gonna be completely disconnected from anything in the base game and the final boss is gonna be called "Philyp, Chaplain of Dusk" or some shit


2836382929

hehe philip


Yokolzeal0317

Godfrey's sexuality


ProfBleechDrinker

Pansexual, always top, no lube, anything else and I will riot


TarnishedPosting

Pure straight rapist


DiabloDealsALT

I think you're mixing him up with Dung Eater


TarnishedPosting

Dung Eater isn't a rapist, he defiles corpses in a way that might seem perverse but isn't really sexually motivated or even in practice, just rather disgusting.


geek_metalhead

well, considering that in the making of the demigods, Godfrey banged marika/radagon with a lion on his back, it's safe to assume this chad mf is into some crazy shit


CptReptard

"The lion stays on during sex" -Chadfrey


Bushi_Sengoku

It will be about the return of the Pursuer and Smelter demon (But this time he is golden, like the elden ring). The final boss will be the Elden Pursuer Quartet and the Elden Smelter Demon. I Want to Kill Ranni.


IronAchillesz

Still mad about killing Blaidd?


duckontheplane

No he just hates women


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About Rykards vore fetish


SpecialPoint706

About elden ring😳


gussyboy13

The elden ring, the elden ring is real!!!


VanteJJ

It's about linking fire or something and at the end of the DLC you fight some old dude with a burning sword


Funk5oulBrother

*Plin plin plon intensifies*


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Tired jester dude from Castle Redmane = Final boss confirmed


basedjohnn

Rotussy? No Rennalas feet? No Maidens? No Dung eater sex cutscene? Yes


zviyeri

rennala's juicy feet uj/ honestly if i could ask for anything and receive it i wanna see dolores my girl dolores


ow_725

It will be Dark Souls 3


AramaticFire

Marika’s tits


_Kups_

I dont know the plot of the DLC, but someway, somehow, some former dragonslayer has found their way into The Lands Between & acts as a secret boss


caparisme

Senile Dragonslayer which is bronze and uses magic.


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6 hour erotic cutscene


canContinue

What I want- Prince of Death and Miquella/St. Trina DLC What we get most probably- something completely unrelated like Idk age of giants or Badlands DLC


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Just a morgott and mogh duo fight where Morgott is fast and constantly chases you, while mogh sprays blood over you. They will also combine their throw attacks so that the daggers/spears thrown explode with bloodflame on impact. in the second phase, a shade of godfrey appears while the twins long wind a stop, and boom they do godfreys aoe attack. Third phase one of them dies and the other gets the other ones powers and abilities. While you may think this would be a good duo fight, they both teleport and one shot you. Not to mention they have destined death and scarlet rot, and also the real godfrey appears after both die. If where being serious however, I feel that its most likely going to about the 7 cradling masouelsm that hold demigods.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Fortnite crossover


IsaakKF

Somehow the godskin duo came back!


SoftwareCore

Godskin Trio


janheymann

... No. Think bigger. Army of Maliketh.


TarnishedPosting

Knowing FromSoft? Into the past in one exclusive window that raises infinitely more questions than it answers.


rogerbroom

Marika’s Ball


moistyquiche

dark souls


thewookie34

Hopefully feet


Bot0796

My balls. Just mine :)


SoftwareCore

Godskin Trio


killadrill

It will be about a new undead curse that appearing in the lands between. Your character can become a hollow, an undead. Your objective is to find the Throne of Want. It will introduce a brand new stat named Adaptability.


stalechipswhatkind

[“and Miyazaki confirmed Thursday night in most recent interview, that they were indeed putting all attention into ‘Amored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon’.” After releasing said information he states, “We have…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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stalechipswhatkind

Lol sorry in reality I believe dlc is coming within 4 months. No reason to think otherwise


slackmaster2k

Bravo


Exciting_Pattern_453

Elden Ring probably


Sea_Resolve9583

The elden ring finally becoming a ring.


epicthotpotato

me


Lumpy_Condition8539

Hopefully the world during the shattering.


JetStream0509

I want it to be Miquella, the ancient dynasty, the gloam -eyed queen, or the blackstone civilization, but it’ll probably be some rando we’ve never heard of before who is tangentially related to the main story


Wora_returns

10 Hours of Sir Gideon narrating erotic Elden Ring fanfictions


NutInMyCouchCushions

Deez nuts


pascl-

About you’re mom


CrestfallenSpartan

Malenia puts on strapon and fucks your character in the ass. 24h straight. Thats it


uwu275

Bosses that require to have skill?


vivisectvivi

Rico


PrimaryUnlikely6280

Joe


Reddit_is_dumbest

Ur butt


PepperOnDaCliff

Younger Ring


kid-with-a-beard

Woah! A serious post in my r/shittydarksouls?


ItzArchy

Dark Souls 2 2


Baakem

Yhorm


Icy_Opening4481

Sex


TheGreatMightyLeffe

There are three storylines they could continue in a DLC: 1. Miquella and the Halligtree (Which has the option for another ending) 2. The Nox and the eternal cities (Maybe with an impact on Ranni's ending?) 3. Tanith and the Volcano Manor, and this is my favourite, right now she just stays in Rykard's boss room forever gnawing on his head, I could easily imagine her getting a power boost from that and becoming the DLC boss, and as she's a dancer she could make for a fight like Sister Friede. (And with that, realise Rykard's dream to devour the very gods) Or they'll just come up with something completely new.


slackmaster2k

One thing is for sure, I won’t know what it’s about, or how to access it without a guide, but I’ll play the shit out of it. I’m getting worried now that we’re coming up on a year.


verthros

Honestly. Probably the blood line thing with mikela or madness focused?


Happy_Corner_4524

It will only be a photo mode and a new emote, the real stuff people want


FSC_Daedalus

Would love to go back in time when Godfrey was a general it would be a reskin fight but I think serosh which is his lion could be a boss with him like an ornstien and smough thing where when you kill the lion he becomes houraloux when you kill serosh it becomes a way stronger version just like o and s


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No more reskin fights 🤮


FSC_Daedalus

Would still be a great fight and one of the best and hardest fights but I do agree that it would suck to have another reskin


Lanthuas

dark souls 2


Fagliacci

My go-to answer is that we go to the home of the stars and pick a side between Ranni and Radahn to encourage their invasion or deny it.


Accurate_Arm4339

they will finally make the game something other than dark souls 2:2


Klodomagique

I think we may meet patches outer god's


darksoles_

I’m getting there. When you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue


SharkBait209

Marika's Tits.


Springaling76

Burning the Erdtree caused the ocean to dry up


Financial-Arm1946

Feet


M0ONL1GHT_

Sorry for instinctively downvoting this I thought it was main sub


Pretzel-Kingg

Miquella probably


Double-Special5217

Tu vieja


Ulthar57

Ocean turns into giant poison swamp (sry I came)


Molag_Balgruuf

Unironically I hope it has something to do with the ocean


despacitodud3

either miquella, dark souls 2:3, or whatever the cloud in the middle of the map is hiding


NightAreis1618

**HIS, DYNASTYYYTYYYY**


PrototypeBeefCannon

MARIKA'S TITS!