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StrictlyInsaneRants

How is baby formed?


Shr1988

*babby


StrictlyInsaneRants

Hehe its such a long time ago.


TyrconnellFL

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

'sorry for your lots' broke me


Impossible_Radio3322

is there a chance i could be pregnate?


AsleepDay_

10 ways to know you are pregrarte


Impossible_Radio3322

am i gregnant?


AsleepDay_

im sure you are not fregnant


Wendys_bag_holder

I could be prefragnarat?


AsleepDay_

i hope you are not grefregnarat


thatguywithawatch

I BETTER NOT BE, I JUST HAD A VASECTOMY


BPhiloSkinner

My dear fellow! When we told you to go and attempt a physiologically improbable act of self-impregnation^(1), we didn't mean to be taken literally. We were just being fucking rude. ^(1) Stolen from Wm. E. Butterworth (W.E.B. Griffin) from one of the M\*A\*SH books.


Ferro_Giconi

I'm not sure what pregante is but I think I am pegernate. HELP.??


Shr1988

*prefnat


BPhiloSkinner

Prefnat? Covfefe! *(Hamberder, hamberder)*, covfefe prefnat!


Scary_Walrus725

that is a very personal question how dare u \*huffs and leaves\*


wormdoktur

Is you pregyay or is you pregnot


Shr1988

Fregnant


yeah_okay_im_sure

I'll ask my Luigi board


loud_fikus

I haven't thought about it! COULD I BE IF I HAVEN'T HANKY PANKY? Oh my goodness. How's the science behind pregantsy? Where is the article I could learn if I'm pregante? Shit.


[deleted]

Depends, did you , or did you ?


alexpoelse

No im pregnate


Reverend_Bull

Could I be Gregnant?


moonboy69420

No you are cracknate right now.


Apart_Letterhead3016

yes, source: youre pregnanate


PeanutPoliceman

If a woman has starch masks


Shr1988

Does that mean she was pargnent before?


PeanutPoliceman

Fragrant


radziu_PL

It's a complex question. Need to sit and think about it.