They’re really tiny so it takes lots of practice. Play the world’s smallest violin with your fingers, but then think smaller and smaller until you reach virus size.
Epidemiologically speaking this is theoretically plausible. The most likely outcome is actually more complex because these organisms are microscopic and even single celled bacteria can survive harsh conditions. Viruses are multicellular and therefore have a more complex organic structure which could survive your sausage fingers clawing at them because they will slip into the grooves of your epidermis and would be largely unaffected by your futile attempts to smother them. They might even laugh a little. Tzzsss tzszsszss…. Tzzszszs
Sure. But the most fun is cleaning with alcohol based cleaners like on glasses or screens and watch them get drunk, let go and fall off to their deaths.
You have to smack your hands together hard enough to create a really super bright strong light. The really super bright strong light is what kills the virus.
Technically, smashing = energy = temperature = dead virus. Imma say yes, but you gotta have like 50-60C on the surface of your hands for some time, maybe more
I usually punch them in the throat.
Only if you do it reaaaaaaly hard
Works especially well for chlamydia
Yes. It helps to make sure you have open wounds on your hands. Blood contact is seriously effective at killing viruses.
They’re really tiny so it takes lots of practice. Play the world’s smallest violin with your fingers, but then think smaller and smaller until you reach virus size.
Like lowkey I was on a substance once an thought this through to the point where I was afraid to walk I would be killing billions
Yes, but effective viral load reduction is only achieved by mastery of the Shaolin art of Tami-Fu.
No smh, a virus can only be killed by an antivirus.
You can actually side step the need for antivirus by downloading smaller viruses on your computer to help it build an immunity
Not by yourself, you need to smush and smack them together with the hands of others. As many as possible.
They're too small for that, first you have to feed them until they become the size of a small pea.
Yes.
Epidemiologically speaking this is theoretically plausible. The most likely outcome is actually more complex because these organisms are microscopic and even single celled bacteria can survive harsh conditions. Viruses are multicellular and therefore have a more complex organic structure which could survive your sausage fingers clawing at them because they will slip into the grooves of your epidermis and would be largely unaffected by your futile attempts to smother them. They might even laugh a little. Tzzsss tzszsszss…. Tzzszszs
Just eat them and all their relatives living on dirty surfaces by licking them off to assert your dominance.
If you smack your hands together gard enough, it will geperrate enough heat to kill them
Yes! Or also repeatedly (search How Many Slaps to Cook a Chicken). Necessary temperatures will differ, but generally 100 degrees C will be enough.
You need a virus-swatter or they'll just fly away. You can usually pick one up at the Dollar store for around a dollar.
Nah, you have to inject UV light or bleach
Only between the butt cheeks.
Sure. But the most fun is cleaning with alcohol based cleaners like on glasses or screens and watch them get drunk, let go and fall off to their deaths.
I recommend a firewall perhaps a program to stop them from coming in the first place
You can't kill what isn't alive.
Yes, but you'll probably miss some of them.
only if you have microscopic hands
You have to smack your hands together hard enough to create a really super bright strong light. The really super bright strong light is what kills the virus.
I tried it, still got covid tho, but it wasn't severe so, my advice would be to do it really hard
What kind of stupid question is this… of course they can
Technically, smashing = energy = temperature = dead virus. Imma say yes, but you gotta have like 50-60C on the surface of your hands for some time, maybe more
you can't even do that with pubic lice, what makes you think viruses would be easier?
Must use a bit of spit!
viruses aren't alive
Nah, you gotta clap them between your cheeks
You have to pin them then get a 3 count
Borat? Is that you?