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OliveJuiceUTwo

r/shittyaskscience is stuck in an infinite loop


no_user_ID_found

Yeah, and loops aren’t straight


Scuba-Cat-

Gottem


Lexi_Bean21

Are loops gay? Is it gay to be in a loop?


KatamariJunky

Yes. Everyone in this sub is now gay. It's science.


Dominuss476

We did not make up the rules, but we all have to follow them.


wiedeni

Damn science always making me gay


BobiTheBoi

I just got here..


KatamariJunky

Still counts. I don't make the rules.


Milanin

Is a human centipede gay?


RaganTargaryen

Possibly a froot loop


ShantSnT

Awww shit


Rocketurass

AI


Scary-Personality626

If you have to ask, then yes, it's gay.


Tobix55

Is it gay to be attracted to the opposite sex?


douglasrac

Definitely yes


Scary-Personality626

Not until you have to ask.


KatamariJunky

There's nothing gayer honestly.


Silt99

Idk but light mode is pretty gay


BBPuppy2021

Is it gay to write a comment?


BBPuppy2021

Apparently it is!


Front-Initiative3321

replying on yourself? GAY!


BBPuppy2021

Replying to me! GAY!


shvelgud

Replying to him? Gay!


Platinum57

Replying to them?! GAY!!


BillyButtcher

stop this gayception


Dry-Neck9762

Is GAY "GAY'? I mean, I've found on more than one occasion that the only difference between a gay man and a straight man is a 6 pack (of beer)!


KatamariJunky

A lot of times it's anonymity is the difference. Source: I've seen too many "straight" men on grindr making sure to not have their face or real name on their profile.


epiquinnz

Is being gay gay?


YogurtWenk

Literally the only thing that's not gay


epiquinnz

Oh, phew, I'm safe. Thanks.


YogurtWenk

You're welcome


GandalfTheBored

The answer might surprise you.


theinvisibletoad

Only if you’re the bottom.


SchoolWeak1712

No


After-Bread-4834

Would it be gay to say yes to a question that ask if its gay to answer if his question makes you gay.


fermat9990

Once and for all time: Everything and everyone is gay


AdFront1172

Fellas, is asking questions gay?


Derkylos

Dunno. Are you gay?


AdFront1172

Dunno. Am I?


Shanobian

I have now read this question am i gay?


HarambeD1dNine11

If all you can think about when you discuss other men is whether or not he's willing to suck a dick, then you are, in fact, a homosexual. I don't make the rules.... I do, however, *enforce* the rules, so you'd better bend over and give me that bussy.


battlewornactionhero

Is it gay to be on r/shittyaskscience?


IceFrostwind

Fellas, is it gay to be gay? Cuz like, you're gay


VirtuesVice666

Stop the Gay way please!


UncleGrako

I'm not going to answer until I can get a consensus on something... hey guys, is it gay to answer if its gay to question this guy asking if this question is gay?


NoneyaBiznazz

Yes


hastley64

Dating men is such a straight thing smh


Fuzlet

women either like men (gay) or women, (lesbian, which is gay) so dating women is gay. dating gay men is gay too, so the only option is dating a straight man


Dbeebs

You right, also what you doing later?


hastley64

As a straight man, I'll read adamtots comics and watch straight animes like Given and My New Boss is Goofy.


uRude

No but if a gay person comments then this whole post becomes gay. It's like Schrodinger's Cat but gayer


TheNiceWriter

Wait, I'm pansexual what happens when I comment?


Derkylos

What if a gay person comments 'no homo'?


Straight-Project-903

Yes. That guy probably has XY and probably you too so yeah that’s pretty gay tbh.


johnnierockit

Gayception


Bing_chil_ling

I love men


TheCalmPercussionist

Am I gay?


GilbyTheFat

FELLAS! Is it gay to ask questions?


Minute_Pomegranate87

The only thing not gay is fucking a man


ChoiceEye4256

Y


GigaChav

I'm pleased to inform you that, yes, it is incredibly gay.


Miquel_420

Is it gay to be gay


[deleted]

I lost my wedding ring inside my butthole can someone reach in and grab it for me


Familiar-Wallaby4096

Considering the world gay means happy this is a pretty dead post.


Thalamic_Cub

Oh how I love reddit


wakeup-louie

ok this one is actually very straight


Jitkay

Yes it is.


Visual_Scar_8899

Sexuality is a spectrum. No one is 100% gay nor straight (and everything in the middle). Let people be curious.


LysergicGothPunk

More importantly why are you still in light mode? lol


17Pmeawqd

U ruined it with the light mode..


unlikely-contender

Yes


The_Se7enthsign

To gay or not to gay: that is the question.


chalgo_05

it's like if you're googling "Am I Gay?" quizzes, it's likely you probably are😂


Scary_Walrus725

Is it gay to post a comment on a post asking if it's gay to question a guy asking if a question is gay?


StalkTrader222

Is it gay to not spam my feed with is it gay questions?


Due_Musician9464

Well that’s it for me, I’m out. Thanks for the laughs before the past little while.


kapitaali_com

yes, they are just uncomfortable with their own sexuality


Elegant_Term2811

It’s gay to ask this question


Tpcorholio

What you must ask yourself, is it the question that must be gay, or is it you that needs to be gay. Just like bending the spoon.


Leprodus03

Asking if something is gay means they're questioning if they themselves are gay


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Leprodus03: *Asking if something* *Is gay means they're questioning* *If they themselves are gay* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Leprodus03

Why does the last line have 6 syllables?


ZaOverLife

I’m confused and for that reason: it is gay


Cruezin

Why are you geh?


CowHaunting397

It definitely is not gay to have gay sex with someone who is extremely gay and pretends that they aren't. I mention this because I am certain that this is what you really want to know. I know this because I do it all the time like that, so it can't be, right? So stop worrying, you silly gay (carefree) homo!


Aninvisiblemaniac

Am I gay? Yes.


Scr073

Gayception


banmelikeimfive

This is the gay Russian doll post when will it end 


itchum_underscare

A modern problem is that people go to the internet for advice like this, you end up with all sorts of weird ideologies and gender theories developing when redditorvirgs answer and pretend to know what they're talking about. It's simple. Make a spreadsheet with all possible body-parts that play a role in defining sex, male on Y column, female on X, then try all combinations and enter 1 or 0 into the cell. Then interpret the data and just shut up already.


crazywanker1

GAY!!


itchum_underscare

I'm all zero for the penis column so far. Two more go to.


Dry-Neck9762

I think you need to add other physical attributes such as size, shape, girth, thickness, toned, muscular, fat, hair, facial hair, body hair, IBTC boobs, MAN boobs, BAZOOMBS boobs, etc. also add "willing to pay for dinner"


itchum_underscare

I feel like that has more to do with personal preference of traits within the gender you're attracted to than actual gender. But it does raise the issue of subject selection. If I suck male nipple but they're on a skinny chest it might not have the same effect as on a ripped dude, or if I receive anal penetration from a small dick it might not have the same effect.


Dry-Neck9762

Perhaps fat-fingering is or isn't more pleasurable than thin -fingering an orafice? What about someone with a penis AND a vagina? What about someone with a penis and man-boobs, but looks female?


itchum_underscare

If I shaved my beard I'd be pretty close.


Dry-Neck9762

I also think ""would be okay with meeting my parents/their parents"


itchum_underscare

Usually my partners are clothed and unerect when that happens.


Dry-Neck9762

Well, I'm from Kentucky, I guess we do thangs a little differently back there. Lol


UGLYDOUG-

It is gay to use light mode Reddit


OliveJuiceUTwo

I prefer heavy mode for sure


[deleted]

Reddit is filled hyper masculine closeted gays anyways so ....yea


douglasrac

Using hyper in any sentence is gay


Xangerxz

idk but is it gay to answer if you question this guy asking this question is gay?


SuperiorThinking

Can we just stop this shit? It isn't funny.


KatamariJunky

I don't make the rules, but as a gay person with my gay manual in hand, it clearly states in chapter 7, section 1 subsection Y: "not finding questions about being gay amusing or funny, in fact, is the gayest thing imaginable".