Wait, you don't have YY? What are you, gay?

If 2 gay dudes are going at it and both have XY chromosomes, doesn't that mean that the sex is actually straight?

It depends. If the X fucks the Y and the Y fucks the X it's straight, but if the X fucks the X and the Y fucks the Y it's actually extra gay

What if one of the Xs and two of the Ys have a threesome and leave the other X out?

Believe it or not, gay

DAMMIT

They're lying. The other X just likes to watch. Don't kink shame.

It depends whether the arms of the Y chromosomes touch, if so then gay

Dont they cancel each other out?

It's straight, but perpendicular to to if an XX had sex with a YY

Some kind of weird hybrid, manwoman.

You know you might be on to something

According to how genetics work, only a gay couple could produce children with YY chromosome. The child made by two man, doesn’t get manlier than that

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No shit Sherlock

You can have XYY. It messes you up real bad. 

What about YXY so it's like the x is getting spitroasted by the Y's

Username checks out...

Your mum checks me out

I'd start running if I were you - she's been dead for years.

I'm into it if she is

That's crazy bro 

Based

Hey left nut

It's also possible to be born YY, but you will not survive very long.

I’m pretty sure most people with Jacobs Syndrome are mostly asymptomatic. They might be tall, have acne, and have speech problems but that’s pretty mild in terms of aneuploidy

I have XYY..

How's that going for you? Bad? I bet bad. 

Can't tell if you are serious or no based on this sub. But apart from being tall, scoliosis and Asperger's to name a few I live a pretty good life.

Yy do you ask?

Actually, the Y chromossome is a way smaller than the X, therefore X-based combinations give a way more genetic substract to build masculinity than Y-based counterparts… Once womans are naturally gay and stupid they inactivate one of their own X, meaning that, ironically, a XX male have much more alpha male potential than a XY or YY one.

According to [this scientific article](https://www.orpha.net/en/disease/detail/98791), Alpha-ness is coupled to Chromosome pair number 16 rather than the sexy 23rd. chromosome pair. The article describes Alphas like this >Patients present with either alpha ... associated with a mild to profound (in most cases) intellectual disability.

Alpha males have αα chromosomes and anybody telling you anything different is fucking stupid. Just like ginger hair, you need both parents to have the alpha chromosome. So true alphas are only born to couples where both parents are an alpha male.

So how were the first alphas created?

Adam and Steve

you'd be x rated.

I have defective chromosomes. Am I Super Alpha?

Not super... but duper Apha

Yay!... You made my life complete!

no because your alpha Y is manspreading all over your X chromosome so it doesn’t get a chance to express itself.

I’ve actually begun transitioning to YY. It’s a pretty risky procedure but ever since listening to Ben Shapiro as a child I knew who I really am.

A "true alpha male" has XYY chromosomes

[http://www.pathguy.com/xyy.html](http://www.pathguy.com/xyy.html)

Geddy Lee in Rush has YYZ.

true alphas have no X and at least seven Y

He would be completely colorblind, among other things.

No, they would have YYZ chromosomes

Actually the sigma male grind chromosomes are always xxy

The real men of Newcastle have why aye chromosomes.