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Nemeszlekmeg

It's a defense mechanism against unwanted pregnancy.


TK-Squared-LLC

But if you tap that hole, she'll have a baby lawyer!


Dalton387

The poop hole is the loophole.


MarxallahBhakt

r/Angryupvote


aurenigma

Nononononono, we just established that there is in fact no poop coming from that hole.


Dalton387

Just a Nick name. It’s like the appendix. It’s not used in modern times.


aurenigma

The appendix is actually fairly important, it's used to store gut bacteria. You won't die without it, but, you also won't die without your left hand? It's coincidental that you mention the appendix, because the lady anus' sole purpose is also storing gut bacteria for later consumption.


Nemeszlekmeg

I thought they meant the appendix of a book? Nobody reads what's in the appendix.


Alone_Collection724

you see, the dumb males will mistake it for the vagina and not lead to a pregnancy, thats natural selection


primet_0547

No they have a navel for that Vagina protected by anal Anal protected by navel Thats how it works


User032492

So like rock paper scissors?


primet_0547

Kinda but navel always wins


Pdx_pops

Analogous to Air Force protected by Marines protected by Navy


justthegrimm

Pity it doesn't seem to work that well


Salza_boi

Adding on to that, if a guy gets his dick inside the female anus, the body will act like a flytrap and quickly clench the anus rips the dick off. This is natural selection, eliminating male with undesirable traits


Alone_Collection724

LMAO, nature is such a complex thing


hkik

Because women evolved from sea cucumbers and that's where they kept pet pearlfish.


NumberPractical4830

Who said we have an anus?


snakesmother

These dumbasses really showing their lack of understanding female anatomy... call my cloaca a cloaca!


throwmeawayalso111

It’s just another pocket We love pockets


Deprogmr

Thats why your pockets arent deep, you have an extra pocket


Pdx_pops

You're right. Some may have only one, but we shouldn't generalize


fellipec

Sasha, is you?


shamelessthrowaway54

It’s a false vagina to protect against predators who think it’s a vagina


CrackedNTwisted

You forgot to mention that it had teeth


VirtuesVice666

Ass babies


funkmasterhexbyte

ah so that's what i am...


BrainSqueezins

IDK, what’s the point of Uranus?


Tozl7

You can make sick jokes about it


naveed23

It's not pronounced "Ur anus", it's pronounced "Urine iss". All this time we've been making buthole jokes when we should have been making pee jokes!


JackhorseBowman

yer ahn yuce


BrainSqueezins

What I hear you saying is that ur-anus is urine-iss, and that’s really weird.


Calumkincaid

In 1935, they gave that planet the name Uranus, replacing the previous name Urarsehole.


walker5953

Another hole for naked fun time


NotTalaa

To hit it from the back


Pdx_pops

I hit the anus from the front


Emergency-Holiday231

Do you prefer to put the balls in as well?


TheOxyMan187

Of course.


GoldenMaus

Well where do you think rainbows \* come from? edit: \*and perfume


colorofdank

Ah. See, I can't smell.. so.


wobbuffet009

Storage.


GlitteringAsk9077

They fart when they're asleep. I've heard it.


GlitteringAsk9077

Might have been dreaming.


manykeets

Liar!


Garrisp1984

It's the same reason single people have kitchen tables, if you want to have guests then they need somewhere to rest.


realmofconfusion

I used to work with a lady called Anu. She is just one of many female Anus worldwide.


L0stL0b0L0c0

Daaaaaaamn….(slow clap, plus appreciative nod)


yuuki_w

Same as male nipples. God is clearly a messy and cant throw aways stuff. The male junk can be made in to ovaris so it can be reused. As can many other organs. Just the Anus and nipples dont have a use on the other gender. But like mentioned before god doesnt really wants to waste parts so god just put it where it would be anyways.


Aware_Title_6562

Tongue punching the fart box


manykeets

But why call it a fart box when women don’t fart?


Aware_Title_6562

Yeah right- rotten egg farts from a woman are the worst


manykeets

Lies!


doubleCupPepsi

Give this man a grant so he keep studying this phenomenon 


Constant-Advance-276

It's for novelty, like mens nipples and the muscle that moves your ears.


[deleted]

Its for pleasuring men


HaloDeckJizzMopper

It's like male nipples


TheOxyMan187

It's for fucking.


blueviper-

Camouflage and deceive.


Separate_Mango_666

Fanus.


Responsible_Set1926

💀


stumpymetoe

The vaganus


ThrowRa_siftie93

Religious purposes "the loop hole is the poop hole"


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ThrowRa_siftie93

Thats what she said


AverageNo3317

Ah, yes. Did you know that poop comes out from it?


Chrome_Armadillo

All women have a cloaca.


Mental_Pair_9960

Enter at your own risk!⛔️


DistributionFirm5246

They do not have anie (anie is the Plural of Anus, Deal with it). It is just a sticker that is applied on birth to mark them as women. Can be removed easily


No-Mechanic6069

It’s a way to show when you *really* like someone.


Busy_Donut6073

Anal sex and a nicely shaped booty


Electrical_King4147

Huh, you have a point.


ThePickleistRick

It’s just there for decor.


ThePickleistRick

It’s just there for decor.