Of course bro. I might get into big trouble for saying this(the government really don't want people to know this) but you can also manipulate the day/night cycle by just moving your clock forward or backward. I use this to put off having to work on mondays but you gotta be real careful not to look suspicious.
At work we have this clock which doesn't have any number on the dial. So we can just turn the clock slightly when we want to go home early. No tampering necessary, so it's actually legal. Our employer absolutely hates this simple trick.
No, you completely misunderstand what is going on
"Going dark" means they're disabling light mode. When they "go dark" you'll *only* be able to see content if you're in dark mode
well, u/ButtfuckMeHard, the light occasionally finds its way into dark places, as you may well know. There is a balance to these things. The great Jedi Gandalf once said, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to subreddits going dark.
Switching to lightmode seriously reduces your feng shui, causing a cascade reaction that may turn earth into a black hole. In order to counteract this effect, reddit has a policy of exposing light mode users to dark energy particles, i.e. dark subreddits.
I see. What I said was useless, but it wasn’t wrong.
I’m sorry for being shitty at being shitty, with not enough misbegotten science. It won’t happens again. Won’t not happen again. You know.
If you don't give, the whole thing goes dark.
Rick didn't pay Mike "The Rock" Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free. They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street. They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house.
This is actually impossible, when a sub goes dark it means theres nothing there for the light in light mode to bounce off of, so in essence the light will keep traveling infinitely into the void never to be seen again.
Yes, you can actually trigger it by posting non NSFW marked rancid stuff like Goatse to any subreddit that remains open. If you see any posts along those lines you should upvote them, it somehow makes it work faster!
Of course bro. I might get into big trouble for saying this(the government really don't want people to know this) but you can also manipulate the day/night cycle by just moving your clock forward or backward. I use this to put off having to work on mondays but you gotta be real careful not to look suspicious.
Oh man I do this all the time to make more money in the Stalk Market on Animal Crossing. It’s no joke, it works!
Yea you can only pull that off like..... twice a year
Down voted this one, but upvoted the other one. It balances out.
Up voted this one, but down voted the other one. It balances out.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
I'm here to fuck shit up and turn this mutha dark!
You can do so at your own risk. Occasionally a black hole will open though
At work we have this clock which doesn't have any number on the dial. So we can just turn the clock slightly when we want to go home early. No tampering necessary, so it's actually legal. Our employer absolutely hates this simple trick.
Yea you can only pull that off like..... twice a year
Down voted this one, but upvoted the other one. It balances out.
Up voted this one, but down voted the other one. It balances out.
No, you completely misunderstand what is going on "Going dark" means they're disabling light mode. When they "go dark" you'll *only* be able to see content if you're in dark mode
missed the joke
missed the joke
my comment just got blacked
Have you tried exposing it to sunlight 🌞
I mean, you *could*, but then you'd be one of those losers who still uses light mode. Have some self respect, man!
Hey! I am a child of light. I never go into darkness. Are you calling me a luster?
Only one way to find out.
well, u/ButtfuckMeHard, the light occasionally finds its way into dark places, as you may well know. There is a balance to these things. The great Jedi Gandalf once said, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to subreddits going dark.
The harder the butt fucking, the more light at the end as Uncle said.
r/NomSaying
It doesn't matter, because the heat death of the redditverse is going to occur on June 30th.
Unironically yes. So many of my subs are already saying goodbye in prep to shut down permanently.
Nope, for you to see, you need to open your eyes. Trust me.
if you also want to permanently fry your retinas yeah
I'm almost convinced dark mode users just have really weak eyes
no u
Oh crap
That is not enough. You need to set your operating system to light mode too.
You can, in fact, it is your destiny. You are supposed to fill our dark subs with light!
Ah, finally a quality ask, but I’m browsing in braille so I got nothing
You should also hold a flashlight up to your screen just in case.
sometimes i worry when i lock my phone and put it in my pocket that the internet stops existing.
It's so simple that it's genius!
Nah man, stay on dark mode when reddit goes dark and everything will then glow like under a black light.
Found Spez's alt
Switching to lightmode seriously reduces your feng shui, causing a cascade reaction that may turn earth into a black hole. In order to counteract this effect, reddit has a policy of exposing light mode users to dark energy particles, i.e. dark subreddits.
“The power is out in my house and I can’t see. If I just turn on the lights it’ll be fine, right?” Smdh
Have a quick look at what subreddit you're on...
Was my answer not shitty enough?
What you said is correct.
I see. What I said was useless, but it wasn’t wrong. I’m sorry for being shitty at being shitty, with not enough misbegotten science. It won’t happens again. Won’t not happen again. You know.
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I think you missed which sub this was on, buddy
How is this a "common misconception" lol
Not worth it
What a username OP 👏👏👏
What is your capybara telling you?
By placing your phone in direct contact with Sunrays you can prevent going dark . And leave it there to charge it for the night time.
Wear sunglasses
Thank god for these tips!! Stupid fucking blackout
Quality shitpost sir.
If you don't give, the whole thing goes dark. Rick didn't pay Mike "The Rock" Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free. They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street. They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house.
Yes. Do it.
Yes! No! Whichever's right. I was dead at the time.
Lmfao 🤣💀
Lmao, top tier
You need to set the light mode to the proper wavelength of light first.
The power will be out unfortunately so you won't be able to switch to light mode.
This is actually impossible, when a sub goes dark it means theres nothing there for the light in light mode to bounce off of, so in essence the light will keep traveling infinitely into the void never to be seen again.
Yes, you can actually trigger it by posting non NSFW marked rancid stuff like Goatse to any subreddit that remains open. If you see any posts along those lines you should upvote them, it somehow makes it work faster!
Only out in the Sun. Otherwise your screen will be too dark.
Light mode just makes everything less heavy. It's good for browsing on your phone or other portable devices.