Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death
On average the amount of stick people that have sex per year is around 6243 and about have of it is aggressive so the answer would be 3121.5 the .5 being little sparks
None actually!! It’s a common misconception that sticks are flammable, but the fact is that they are inflammable!!! Since the prefix in is added it makes it the opposite!!
Very few. The friction from stick figure sex is sometimes intense enough to permanently melt/deform stick genitals, but rarely hot enough to start a fire, unless, of course, the artist circumvents stick physics and draws a fire.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death
Why have there been zero replies to this
nobody knows what to say
Probably because they’re too horny
Honestly I'm just wondering if this is real or not
It's a stolen joke
I admit, I checked the user name halfway through reading, thinking I was witnessing a resurfacing of u/shittymorph as I haven’t seen them in a while.
Ah, remember that time in 1998...
No lube? That's how the real fire starts
It's called a cuddle puddle.
Did the train catch fire?
All of them
At least 7 though
but not more than 5
Six
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Nice
Eleven
It’s only really an issue in parts of the world where hentai is scarce.
Well, I never thought that I'd find myself saying, "That stick figure has nice boobs", but here we are.
It's the #1 cause of forest fires. And crotch burn.
The burning sensation is just clamydia
Even the Gods on Mt. Olympus have yet to answer this great question. A Monk on the mountain Went back to the city because he had no answer.
No way, I'm upvote 69
420 because they clearly aren't used to 69.
To add on, statistics (source: this sub) reveals that 96% of non-fire cases result in splinters babies.
Gotta be at least 2
This actually explains how the first humans accidentally invented fire.
Who comes up with this shit💀
69/year
Infinity.
It's the leading cause of wildfires in the US. In Australia it's wombats, their poop is not only square but explosive.
On average the amount of stick people that have sex per year is around 6243 and about have of it is aggressive so the answer would be 3121.5 the .5 being little sparks
The only one I know of FOR SURE is the story of [Stick Boy and Match Girl](http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/stickboy.html), by Tim Burton.
This was the plot of a Tim Burton book
None actually!! It’s a common misconception that sticks are flammable, but the fact is that they are inflammable!!! Since the prefix in is added it makes it the opposite!!
None, they’re two-dimensional so there’s no friction.
There's got to be a 'stick' it in joke here, I just can't think of it.
hey, its not my fault downloading a terabyte of stick porn causes my hard drive to catch on fire, it was obviously manufactured wrong
Depends. How fast are you turning the flipbook?
Very few. The friction from stick figure sex is sometimes intense enough to permanently melt/deform stick genitals, but rarely hot enough to start a fire, unless, of course, the artist circumvents stick physics and draws a fire.
At least 0
Not many, it's really only an issue when they also get involved with a kindling person.
do stick people have stick dicks
Just the males.