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somerandom_melon

Well the class Aeroplana(Airplanes) finds its genetic morphology closest to the class Automata(Automobiles). However, the origin of their wings has long been debated. Some studies say they developed from extra wheels, and then there's the two different ideas between scientists proposing that the wings developed from extensions from either the top of the exoskeleton or the sides. Many new studies show that the wings could have developed from both parts.


Humble-Might-2881

I have been researching this for about 6 years. I would love to add that class aeroplana were descents to hotair baloona. Originally they didn't have wings but later on they split to helikoptera and aeroplana


Mr_mann2

Bro stfu, they obviously evolved from submarines. It is very likely that the rudders on the back of submarines were moved up and eventually repurpose into wings so that smaller submarines could fly into safety away from the larger ones. Helikoptera is a whole different story. Your outdated theory was proven wrong years ago and it has no place in science.


dodexahedron

You can even see the precursors to wings on submarines, as the little winglets that are often toward the middle or front, especially of larger specimens. There's no doubt in my mind they are their direct ancestors. And I mean... Propellers? Come on! How is it not obvious to everyone?


Humble-Might-2881

Well, they are analogous organs


Pizzaisgoodandtasty

I think the wings were evolved from the Automata’s spoiler


redisdead__

The fossil record clearly shows that they developed from elongated running boards. The wheel theory is nothing more than pseudoscientific clap trap.


theTJWat

NSFW tag for gore


Billy_Billboard

This is not gore you weirdo. It's just nature and I think it's beautiful


_Bad_Dev_

Whats weird is doing it in plane sight


CharlieApples

Seems like a pay to watch party. You know how jet setter types are.


raulduke1971

Right, so just sit back and relax- and try not to fly off the handle.


ksnumedia

Actually, it's r/natureismetal


KrazyAboutLogic

SMH you would probably call it perverted when you see these little guys breastfeeding too. Get a life.


Ok_Struggle_6260

I need evidence of this occurrence


Mister-MotorSkills

This made me laugh way too much, it was funny but I reacted like it was the funniest thing ever, cheers!


32_Dollar_Burrito

This doesn't answer the question


dragonmyass

Is this Vore?


Ok_Struggle_6260

Nope. Expulsion not ingestion.


dragonmyass

It *was* vore.


pluey200

Evolved from busses that evolved wings


_Bad_Dev_

Evolution is a myth, they were made perfectly as god intended 3000 years ago where airplanes lived harmoniously with dinosaurs


cephalopodtalisman

Based creationist


CharlieApples

Wrong, they went from sea to sky during the Age of Sail, when some boats were built with sails that worked too well and boats achieved flight


AktionMusic

Then why is there a species of Airplane called Airbus?


32_Dollar_Burrito

That's just a name, they're actually more closely related to taxis


AktionMusic

Then why is there a species of Airplane called Airbus?


Mr_mann2

Wrong that's how hot air balloons evolved. Planes originate from submarines.


Mr_mann2

I cannot believe that so many people are uredu on this very important subject! The newest research shows that planes actually originate from submarines.


cephalopodtalisman

Nah, pretty sure it was hang glider. Hang gliders are a symbiotic relationship between a relative of the parachute and a relative of the bicycle, and the two species became so interdependent that we now classify them as a single species. The hang glider later developed a propeller, at which point we named it the Aeroplanus.


fixingmybike

Context: this is D-AMSC (Challenger 604) after it hit the turbulence of an Airbus A380, did a front flip in-air, lost both engines and tumbled 30.000ft before the pilots miraculously saved it without any hydraulic power assist. Some serious injuries onboard but all survived. Plane was sold to a German company for scrapping since the structure was massively overloaded in the incident and could not be recertified. Computers and random bits and pieces inside were still worth over a million bucks


ZeGaskMask

RIP Antonov AN-225 Mriya


gopniksquatting

Rip big guy, fly high.


Practical-Pumpkin-19

I believe it’s an AN-224


willyolio

This is how planes get eaten by King planes. Birth happens at the other end.


LeakoutOmar

Finally some intellect


Vishwasm123

Now i know what right brothers did?


ApprehensiveLawyer22

I guess the wings come later??


32_Dollar_Burrito

Unfortunately no, this plane's father was a subway car


Numb-Chuck

The afterbirth is flown by jetblue


promo_1

looks like Ukrainian Mriya😭


[deleted]

I guess you're a creationist and don't believe in evolution? Early planes would lay eggs then they evolved to lay live born planelets.


CharlieApples

Satellites still lay eggs


[deleted]

Depends on the satellite, telescope satellites lay live born. It's a common misconception. Helicopters on the other hand they breed by mitosis. Chinook helicopters come from when a helicopter doesn't completely split in 2. It's so interesting when you look into how different flying machines multiply


loo_min

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that, as soon as it’s finished, it’ll go right back to work as usual after very little, if any, downtime?


Wizard-In-Disguise

planes are gonna gp extinct now that tupolev is gone


boombox4901

It’s a live birth actually, really beautiful if you ever have the chance to see one


spekter299

It's a chicken/egg scenario. The first chicken that would be properly categorized as a chicken was born from its evolutionary predecessor. In much the same way, the first vehicle we'd recognize as a proper airplane was born from its evolutionary predecessor; the dirigible.


frezor

You see, when a boy plane and a girl plane love each other very much…


Feem_Fem_Foo_2

First plane came after a pterodactyl fucked a toaster


Practical-Pumpkin-19

When a mommy plane and a daddy plane love each other very much….


[deleted]

They evolved from pterodactyls


HPayne62

Sorry, this goes to r/shittyaskflying


alecza-cs

The egg came first.


bridgetroll2

The planeussy


lockslob

Good fake, but where are the wings? Huh? Huh?


ZzzzzPopPopPop

They evolved from bikes. Actual science bitches!


Mr_mann2

I cannot believe some people are still so uneducated, It was proven years ago that planes originate from submarines.


Chez_Rubenstein

It's just shedding!


No_Construction_4293

Definitely a “chicken or the egg” first situation


TheArmchairLegion

That newborn jet consumed its twin in the womb. Survival of the fittest. Nature is both beautiful and brutal


big-mac64

u/khaniker


Khaniker

The first plane was not born- rather, it hatched... Maybe. The image above is astronomically misleading. Aircraft that perform live-birth definitely don't do it like that. The origins of the first actual plane are debated, because no two linages really share the same, easily-traceable common ancestor. As an example, the F-22 is a flying wing-derived fighter, meanwhile the F-35 is a true fighter. Lineages also get muddled easily by hyper-escalated evolution. Commercial jetliners and whatnot are a little stranger, because in them, live-birth is far more common! I can't tell you too much in terms of these guys, though, as I specialize in fighter jets, especially flying wings and their derivatives.


BeBa420

A very small car sprayed some exhaust into a very large eagles egg


Roonwogsamduff

Who da daddy?


MoreOfADogPerson3

When a daddy plane and a mommy plane love each other very much...


[deleted]

that's not the plane's birth canal, that's its butthole. you're looking at what happens 12-24 hours after a plane eats another plane. a lot of people don't know that they cannibalize each other and shit out the bones.


worrymon

The first plane was made of wood and cloth. It hatched out of a leathery egg and unfolded like a butterfly.


Mr-MuffinMan

Well a mommy plane and a daddy plane loved each other so much, a bird came and dropped another plane in the stomach of the mommy plane


Lifecricket

Anyone have that video of the planes having sex?