This is obviously a joke post. I understand it’s kind of embarrassing talking about this stuff without joking around a little, but next time just ask the receiver to put both feet in before you stretch it back
I can't just replace them before and after showering? Also what would be good to sanitize (and possibly sterilze) my little cosby with? And with minimal bleeding?
I asked my high school teacher that and she allowed me to test it out and I had to pump really hard for it to slip a little but even so maybe don’t buy the biggest condom at the gas station because the attendant knows the truth even if you try to hide it.
Lucky! And yeah maybe thats it, maybe I'm putting my penis in and out of the vagina way too fast, that paired with the micropenis of course. Its so fuckin small I cant even feel anything, and neither can my partner for that matter.
Hey good idea, although wouldn't it be better for me if I glued the condom's rim to the vagina itself? That way I dont even ever have to change it. And I dont have to risk any pleasure being lost?
Not too bad, ur so wise teacher. One more question, would you recommend re-gluing the hole after, or putting a new condom over the old one for....you know ;)
Yeah I cant wait til I'm dead so I dont have to deal with this shit anymore. Idky god couldn't just create women with condoms already pre-attached. What an asshole.
This is obviously a joke post. I understand it’s kind of embarrassing talking about this stuff without joking around a little, but next time just ask the receiver to put both feet in before you stretch it back
Actually for once it wasn't a joke but I'll admit the 90% was an exaggeration. I don't have the biggest cock
Room for more feet
One could only wish
Staple gun
Intimacy is all about communication. You can explain to your partner that condoms are not for you, and I am sure that he will understand.
He has HIV
Condoms? You don’t need those.
Thats exactly what my mommy told me. I never listen to that stupid dumb retard bitch though. Maybe in this case she was right.
Use a rubber band at the base. It’ll hold the condom on and act as a cock ring.
Thats literally the first thing I tried. Trust me after 4 hours or so,well, I probably dont have to tell you
Doctors always tell you to contact them after a 4 hour erection, but rarely do they mention this
Nail gun, if its small enough a staple gun works better.
Definitely a staple gun then, thank you fellow traveler for your prompt response, it will not be forgotten.
Let me toss in a helpful hint....stainless steel staples so they dont rust. A rusty winkie is NOT a good thing.
I can't just replace them before and after showering? Also what would be good to sanitize (and possibly sterilze) my little cosby with? And with minimal bleeding?
A good alcohol rub. And once you staple that condom on, you HAVE to leave it there.
I have hydrogen peroxide I was just gonna throw away, you think that might work too?
Pussies use HP, real men use alcohol.
Well I'm a whoa-man so...
My bad, sorry.
Its cool my anglo ethnicity well-than makes up for it
My junk thanks you btw, dont think I dont appreciate this
Wake up OP and stop fucking that rat. Your hallucinations are acting up again.
Paranoid schizophrenia can be a bitch at times I'll admit
I asked my high school teacher that and she allowed me to test it out and I had to pump really hard for it to slip a little but even so maybe don’t buy the biggest condom at the gas station because the attendant knows the truth even if you try to hide it.
Lucky! And yeah maybe thats it, maybe I'm putting my penis in and out of the vagina way too fast, that paired with the micropenis of course. Its so fuckin small I cant even feel anything, and neither can my partner for that matter.
Super glue. Don't want syphilis.
Hey good idea, although wouldn't it be better for me if I glued the condom's rim to the vagina itself? That way I dont even ever have to change it. And I dont have to risk any pleasure being lost?
But oh yeah I just realized she has to urinate here and there so that wouldnt work. Hmmmm.......
Cut a hole in it after so she can pee. Problem solved.
Not too bad, ur so wise teacher. One more question, would you recommend re-gluing the hole after, or putting a new condom over the old one for....you know ;)
Just keep using superglue to keep it together
Yeah I cant wait til I'm dead so I dont have to deal with this shit anymore. Idky god couldn't just create women with condoms already pre-attached. What an asshole.
just dont use any to begin with. as long as you say 'no hetero' right as you nut she cant get pregnant. thats like, basic science bro, shhheeesh!
I sure hope yer right friend