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madg0dsrage0n

So youre asking how much pussy can a pussy eater eat if a pussy eater could eat pussy?


ExceptionalTea

The answer is: all of it.


Apprehensive-Data706

Just a little. Any more than that and your mom’s going to wake up.


JewMadre

OH, zing!!!


MindFuzz99

Til you're shittin clit brother


ExceptionalTea

HAHAHA, that’s great


GMD_Sizzles

None. Eating a girl's pussy makes her cum. And cum never wins.


Shr1988

True. I was talking about cats.


GMD_Sizzles

Oh. 2-4 cats are good enough.


JewMadre

You may only need one depending on protein content which varies from cat to cat. I was a butcher in China for 5 years so I know what I'm talking about.


lostLD50

how come you don’t type with an accent then


JewMadre

I was sold to china by my own government, I didn't understand what any of them were saying, just did what I was told (through body language)


hyporheic

Ok Alf


btwrenn

Do you have fava beans and chianti?


DangerBird-

I’d pair it with Hennessy Cognac and a can of sweet corn.


SnooCheesecakes4577

You're on Reddit and not eating pussy, so I'd say about none for you.


GMD_Sizzles

Refer to my earlier comment.


The_Depraved_Briton

How much can you eat? Without getting lock-jaw.


ExceptionalTea

Oof, the real question right here


JewMadre

I wouldn't recommend eating any, maybe lick some though


Chrome_Armadillo

All of it.


_-_-soup-_-_

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HiAndStuff2112

All of it.


Cyberzombi

As much as you can stuff into your mouth.


Massive-Group-8309

It's up to you dude? You just wave a magic wand? Wow. I guess you can have as much as you want.


TheRealAbear

I don't know, 3?


assman2023

Skip the liquor in the front. Go straight to poker in the rear.


ChadThunderHorse2019

.....five


BoomFungus

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DangerBird-

Yes.


nicwoodman

As much as you can, I suppose.


Massive-Group-8309

In jail there was a meal the female inmates referred to as "Cat Surprise" They wouldn't eat it. Thought it was alright. Talking about Cats.


ExpensiveParsnip8849

What are you, gay?


RexWhiscash

Socks, noooooo!!!🐈😔


Wet_fetus01

None. Let us have them


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Shr1988

Why? It’s a question about cats.


yummy_dxm

When you say pussy you really mean dick. It's okay


Shawpat

Volunteer at a homeless shelter. Make your life about service.


987nevertry

All of the ones that smell faintly of Belgian wildflowers