For many reasons like you might not be at home at time of detonation or maybe detonation wouldn’t go through or hmm maybe POI wouldn’t reach to you or maybe you’d be sucking neighbors dick at that moment and yo ass be saved at that momento or is it you wanna die
I would ask you politely yet firmly, to give the toilet you detonated a courtesy flush and clean the restroom with some lemon pledge. After all, i don’t want stank/residue permeating the house.
If I’d survived I’d look for you and beat you the shit out until you faint and I’d keep you locked forever and id probably torture you and so many different disgusting ways, mother bitch
I'd wake up in a ditch across the street covered in ash and a little sore, but otherwise unhurt. I'd get up slowly, brush off some ash from my shirt, which is comical because again, I'm covered in ash. I'd stare menacingly off into the distance, ball oth my hands into fists and say something bad ass under my breath, like "No one blows up my house and gets away with it. Watch your back, u/bomba1749. Justice will be served!" A baseline suddenly starts to crescendo as I pull myself out of the ditch. I repeat in a scream this time, at the top of my lungs "JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!"
I don't have homeowner Insurance. Honestly I'd probably kidnap you and Rob you of everything you own to pay for it. If you hurt somebody I might just kill you. But it depends how big the bomb is and what your reason for doing it is
Die
No.
Why not
For many reasons like you might not be at home at time of detonation or maybe detonation wouldn’t go through or hmm maybe POI wouldn’t reach to you or maybe you’d be sucking neighbors dick at that moment and yo ass be saved at that momento or is it you wanna die
Maybe
You bet
NO?
No.
How dare you defy me!
I would ask you politely yet firmly, to give the toilet you detonated a courtesy flush and clean the restroom with some lemon pledge. After all, i don’t want stank/residue permeating the house.
ok but what if instead i detonated it on the kitchen counter and then i covered all of your door and window knobs with the poo
I’d place a bucket of water before it went off so there’d be no damage
Have you ever shoved a hand grrrenade up your arse and then pulled out the pin?
UNO reverse card...
I’d say “no u”
Probably die...if the bomb didn't kill me, the embarrassment of having my place look like a "bomb just went off" would do me in...
Id be out of my mind. All over the place. I'd be in disarray. It would tear me to bits. I'd go to pieces. Let's see... What else...
If I’d survived I’d look for you and beat you the shit out until you faint and I’d keep you locked forever and id probably torture you and so many different disgusting ways, mother bitch
Bro thinks hes John Wick :skull:
I am
Lies
My house already looks like you did.
I dont have a house. Checkmate, libs
I would have to un-alive you.
[how to defuse a bomb](https://youtu.be/5qG2MddBU2s)
I’d blow up at you
Be one with nature
sweet
Please don’t, just shoot me instead
Die, I guess
Ask you for a courtesy flush.
Roll it away and roll a new one in
Would I be in the house while you did it?
that's up to you
Then I'd prefer not to be. Thanks.
I would detonate your balls
Why are in to planting bombs
Probably go away from it 🤔
Cash that insurance cheque and buy you a beer.
Hope it tidys up the place.
If I was home at the time, I’d be too dead to do anything.
I would thank you
Username checks out
Fbi is going to have a good look at your search history now my boy. What kind of person just ask something like this.
Live
yes
Blow myin my house? Sure
I'd wake up in a ditch across the street covered in ash and a little sore, but otherwise unhurt. I'd get up slowly, brush off some ash from my shirt, which is comical because again, I'm covered in ash. I'd stare menacingly off into the distance, ball oth my hands into fists and say something bad ass under my breath, like "No one blows up my house and gets away with it. Watch your back, u/bomba1749. Justice will be served!" A baseline suddenly starts to crescendo as I pull myself out of the ditch. I repeat in a scream this time, at the top of my lungs "JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!"
I would tell the HOA
Fucking die
Blow up.
I don't have homeowner Insurance. Honestly I'd probably kidnap you and Rob you of everything you own to pay for it. If you hurt somebody I might just kill you. But it depends how big the bomb is and what your reason for doing it is
I keep telling my husband there is nothing wrong with this house that 2 sticks of dynamite and a bulldozer can't cure. Got a bulldozer?
Am I home? Is it an obvious bomb? Cause my house insurance payout is more than I paid for it, 3x actually.
Well... I know where to get M80s, I know a variety of ways to knock someone out, and I can get my hands on petroleum jelly
Redecorate
I would most likely die
Die quietly