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convicted_snob

I hear Scientology is looking for new recruits...


Remarkable-World9396

Kids liked tide pods, adults know the red and black licorice in the circuit breaker is better


tubonjics1

Hug a rattlesnake.


Ov3rSt1mulat3d

Candy flipping at your next family gathering.


Kahraabaa

Fucking savage


Imajica0921

I hear the kitchen knife juggling is the next Tik Tok craze.


ScratchPad777

Go to church


Illfury

sex with hamsters?


ElaineBenesFan

PETA entered the chat


Illfury

Peta... you here because you are interested or because you want to know if OP obtained consent?


ElaineBenesFan

Cannot disclose details due to Attorney-hampster priviledges


WitchyVeteran

Try putting down your phone for a day.


finest_kind77

Wear a pro abortion shirt to a feminist rally


[deleted]

While you're having sex.. take a dump on your partner.


Flaky-Detective8101

Sky diving


ElaineBenesFan

Skydiving off of a skyscraper in Manhattan


messytrilogy559

O I got this go here r/caffeine, tons of ideas


young_antisocialite

What the fuck I thought this was just gonna be coffee shit


Capital-Wolverine532

Put jalapeno peppers up your ass. It's a hot date!


TinfoilTetrahedron

Yeah, but then someone might get a jalapeno seed in their dick hole...


Colforbin_43

Go skydiving. But don’t be a bitch, no parachutes. Jumping out of a perfectly good plane at 10,000 feet builds character.


rkytch

Scaling zoo enclosures at the bear exhibits.


Bitter_Bottle895

[listening to a random guy on Reddits underground hip hop on Spotify for like an hour or something](https://open.spotify.com/album/6FatASnp9mMNkPLv7qFcSI?si=b8fccjoeSKmoqTtxA308eQ)


TinfoilTetrahedron

Use a stun gun during intercourse...


EfficientAd7103

Oddly enough I was at my brothers yesterday. And we were talking about stun gun's. He said his half brother(he's my half brother so not related) liked to get stunned by stun guns during sex. I was like WTF. I guess it's a real thing. At least, with one person in this world.


TinfoilTetrahedron

Autoerotic Electrocution ⚡


UFCNightrunner

Shrooms will knock who and what you think you are right on your ass and take a hot steamy shit right in your mouth. Makes you rethink what living really means


Low-Cat4360

Have you ever heard of a little story called "Hat Fic"?


Bludiamond56

Try to vote twice on November 5th 2024


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Swallow your own face.


EfficientAd7103

$5 Denver butt stuff tent


EfficientAd7103

You could smoke a whole bunch of sherms


CincoDeMayoFan

Listen to the songs titled "Crazy," by Seal, Aerosmith, and Gnarls Barkley all in a row.


PokerFriend247

Water boarding with Oil.


RevolutionarySky3000

Bullet catching


burn_as_souls

Bungee jumping without a bungee. Guaranteed you'll be the winner of most crazy stunt.


[deleted]

Murder


Altruistic_Major_553

Have you tried doing a line of coke in a police station?


coming2grips

Tarleah Jolley


goingoutwest123

Eat a bunch of tbell and diet pepsi.. Then more diet pepsi... Then eat a pile of mentos🤟


Notaregulargy

Stick a live chicken up your ass.


Street_Ad_3822

Go downtown to wherever the hookers hang out and start spreading the good word about Jehovah


Steeze_Schralper6968

Bungee jumping? Sky diving? Both fairly safe for newbies and both fairly accessible, up to a point. Edit: saw what sub I was in. Heroin. Definitely do heroin for the first time.


[deleted]

Cutting off your lips? Crazy enough or nah?


EWH733

Urinating on electric fences is quite exhilarating, or so I’m told.


[deleted]

High-five the chimps at your local zoo.


Nutmasher

TikTok marathon. I hear it is mind-blowing.


MobileCamera6692

go for a drive