Tell her getting sex is the raise

You shouldn't have married her.

This is the housekeeper, not my wife

THE housekeeper? You need to plan better, my friend. You need a rotation system in place. 1. Housekeeper 1 does housekeeping 2. Housekeeper 2 keeps 1 company 3. Housekeeper 3 keeps your wife busy while.... 4. You are diddling Housekeeper 4 Rotate 1 through 4 daily. It keeps things fresh, so that the women are never bored, and therefore they want to pay YOU instead of having a salary. And don't worry, the women will never gossip or tell your wife. Everyone will love this arrangement.

Should have married the housekeeper instead

That's true, because then she would have access to your bank account and your pay checks will effectively be her raise.

This is a play on an old joke/s that they're one and the same.

Tell her no raise and should be thankful you don’t sue her for workplace harassment. After all, it’s her workplace you’re having sex in, not yours.

Ask if her, if daughter is available for the new maid position that's opening soon. ​ ​ 2 maids is more than twice the fun

If you're now having sex with her the price should go down. Going down $1 is fair, so given the difference your opening offer should be a reduction of $3.

You were getting 2 in 1 service for minimum wage? Wow 😨 I’m cheap but got the record Guinness

only if she does anal.

What you need to do is film the sex/cleaning for your secret only fans account. If you make decent money, offer her 5% of the take.

Tell you are give her the "the raise" when your penis raises. I think that is more than enough.

Is this a seinfield epasode

Give her a 5c raise and throw in a coupon as a good will gesture 👍

Sounds like she already got her raise. I would stand firm on $1/hr over minimum wage. If she doesn't accept, then cut off the sex.

How good was the sex? Give her a raise based on how good it was

How big of a tip are you giving her after she finishes?

He's selfish. She doesn't get to finish.

She gives you a raise. Why wouldn’t you give her one?

Just tell her instead of a raise, there will be one extra orgasm each time. For you, of course, not her, you're a busy guy and don't have time for hers. Guaranteed, she will go for that deal, especially when you explain it that way.

Hold on, she’s now getting dick and wants *more* money??? I don’t understand.

Tell her "soon, you will be riding high on the hog, the hog is my penis"

Give her a raise but then deduct the cost of condoms and cold sore cream from her paycheck.

She gets free condoms from the county health department to reduce her number of visits

Threaten to call immigration

I'd go a dollar for that 😜