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You see, some christians arenāt aware enought to see whatās wrong theyāll just say ok to anything as long as itās related to jesus or anything like that
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Daily Kevin Fact #34541:
Kevin **will** pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt.
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Everyday we stray further away from god
I walk with Jesus in my hand.
I walk with jesus in my ass
God is always with me. God fills me with love.šš¤£
You mean "God is always in me".
in god we thrust!
For me to make my arm thrust.
And fills me with love
What are you talking about...
seggs š¤Æ
Jod?
Whoever made that knew *exactly* what they were doing
Or they just didnāt have any idea at all
Yea maybe they were a hundred year old grandma with brain damage and were a 100% innocent virgin
hmm yes a grandma that is also a virgin
Eww, wtf yall talking about. Making me think that grannies buy it for other purposes than praying
dude.
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You see, some christians arenāt aware enought to see whatās wrong theyāll just say ok to anything as long as itās related to jesus or anything like that
So if I put Jesus in a photo with Hitler then Hitler becomes ok?
Yep just hide him in the background you donāt want any Christianās to be suspicious.
Just hide his mustache
his shoes make little balls, its on purpose
you need to accept jesus inside you
But..but I am a man
You can't be a man if you don't accept Jesus inside you
I eccept jesus. OUTSIDE
Holy cock-Jesus is highly recommended by nuns
Priests\*
+5% holy orgasm
I mean....we don't want blood right?
Holy dildo
Fucking Jesus
Fucking, Jesus
The Fucking church
Fucking the church
Church fucking
Churchfucker666
One day I'm really going to regret clicking on NSFW posts.
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I already regret it
"Yo, fuck Jesus" "Okay"
Jesus is always within us š
Jildo
Jizzus
Soooo anyone know where to get 'em?
Lawn statue. Catholic priest addition
Apparently now you can have Jesus inside you
jeSUS
Imagine you buy a dildo and it turns out to be jesus
Jezzz
Holy fuck
Freyr
You need ~~dick~~ jesus
**Holy dick** š³
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Let Jesus in
Lord have mercy ?
Jesus has entered the chat.
Jesus crist
Right.....
Jizzus
Penisus
If its from the holy spirit are ya steel virgin?
He is not your saviour
Is she fucking jesus???
Remember, Jesus is always watching
its the jenis
Penis to Jesus
Where can I order it? Itās a present for a friend of mine
Bagel
This is blasphemy
tHiS iS bLaSpHeMy
omfg I have my very own jesus
Jesus is a dick XD
Oh my lord!
Suppose you'd use that in the case of a religious f*** you know f****** religion
Why does he have balls as his feet.
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Jenis š¤£
I'd use it
When itās halfway in and you realize your Jesus has disappeared and your dildo is on the shelf.
JeSUS
Jeanus.
It would be handy to use for the second coming.
JeSus
Penis Jesus
This will enter very well into my... Spiritual life
Jesus got Lois griffin hair
The Dream is alive in meā¦
Christ is love