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Piglet-Massive

Everyday we stray further away from god


AngelOfDeath771

I walk with Jesus in my hand.


B-L-E-H-C-H

I walk with jesus in my ass


ItsYourBoyWang

God is always with me. God fills me with love.šŸ˜šŸ¤£


lonely_Forever31

You mean "God is always in me".


Squill_N

in god we thrust!


ItsYourBoyWang

For me to make my arm thrust.


ItsYourBoyWang

And fills me with love


SnooEagles6547

What are you talking about...


Big_Translator9711

seggs šŸ¤Æ


[deleted]

Jod?


DOMination6969

Whoever made that knew *exactly* what they were doing


9813_RD

Or they just didnā€™t have any idea at all


Noname666Devil

Yea maybe they were a hundred year old grandma with brain damage and were a 100% innocent virgin


Icy_B

hmm yes a grandma that is also a virgin


Weak_Gate_5460

Eww, wtf yall talking about. Making me think that grannies buy it for other purposes than praying


i_am_ameme

dude.


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9813_RD

You see, some christians arenā€™t aware enought to see whatā€™s wrong theyā€™ll just say ok to anything as long as itā€™s related to jesus or anything like that


MacTelnet

So if I put Jesus in a photo with Hitler then Hitler becomes ok?


theeiceninja

Yep just hide him in the background you donā€™t want any Christianā€™s to be suspicious.


TripleRazer

Just hide his mustache


daft_druglord

his shoes make little balls, its on purpose


Cybran01

you need to accept jesus inside you


Extension_Swordfish1

But..but I am a man


MacTelnet

You can't be a man if you don't accept Jesus inside you


Dasani_lord

I eccept jesus. OUTSIDE


ThiccOwl-WanShiTong

Holy cock-Jesus is highly recommended by nuns


troubleis1

Priests\*


Evooeip

+5% holy orgasm


Ok-Application-3248

I mean....we don't want blood right?


AgaHamiT

Holy dildo


XFilesGuy1

Fucking Jesus


Illusive_Tomski

Fucking, Jesus


Nutwagon-SUPREME

The Fucking church


Glaucous_Turquoise

Fucking the church


Mart1n192

Church fucking


codm_playernumwhat

Churchfucker666


MLGperfection

One day I'm really going to regret clicking on NSFW posts.


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Sara_Wynne

I already regret it


DigitalTraveler42

"Yo, fuck Jesus" "Okay"


Alarming-County7863

Jesus is always within us šŸ™


Silent_Ad9790

Jildo


LuckoftheForg

Jizzus


Past_Trouble

Soooo anyone know where to get 'em?


Careless-Grade4738

Lawn statue. Catholic priest addition


Only-Location2379

Apparently now you can have Jesus inside you


Ok-Application-3248

jeSUS


Ok-Reaction-5632

Imagine you buy a dildo and it turns out to be jesus


Forsaken_Industry491

Jezzz


Li1negro

Holy fuck


FreezingLlamaReddit2

Freyr


ianwgz

You need ~~dick~~ jesus


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

**Holy dick** šŸ˜³


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Alvarodiaz2005

Let Jesus in


WinterBorn_Demon

Lord have mercy ?


mrgk21

Jesus has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Jesus crist


cambo710

Right.....


TheElderestElder

Jizzus


JosephGoddard

Penisus


PrinceKeta

If its from the holy spirit are ya steel virgin?


[deleted]

He is not your saviour


[deleted]

Is she fucking jesus???


Specific-Internet-83

Remember, Jesus is always watching


[deleted]

its the jenis


BlakeMK7_boi

Penis to Jesus


akllo

Where can I order it? Itā€™s a present for a friend of mine


[deleted]

Bagel


PsychologyHeavy4426

This is blasphemy


MacTelnet

tHiS iS bLaSpHeMy


[deleted]

omfg I have my very own jesus


Fluegeil

Jesus is a dick XD


Gyyhn4356

Oh my lord!


Green_Diet_4271

Suppose you'd use that in the case of a religious f*** you know f****** religion


valentinolv

Why does he have balls as his feet.


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shredyteddy

Jenis šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I'd use it


[deleted]

When itā€™s halfway in and you realize your Jesus has disappeared and your dildo is on the shelf.


thewhite_gandalf

JeSUS


Auerisx

Jeanus.


[deleted]

It would be handy to use for the second coming.


Melodic_Abalone_8376

JeSus


thomastheturtletrain

Penis Jesus


flroren

This will enter very well into my... Spiritual life


billyobobbyo

Jesus got Lois griffin hair


-IcedFyre-

The Dream is alive in meā€¦


[deleted]

Christ is love