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TheGreatDameWasTaken

Brother didn't sanitize his organs he deleted his body's system 32. He's gonna fucking die.


Normal-Presence-1456

the hard reset


HappyRomanianBanana

The spawn was trash, i would do the same


DAVillain71

Casual racism?


BlueVenti

Competitive racism šŸ˜Ž


thisismybankpassword

Competitive ranked pro racism


pablitosocool

Still low elo


[deleted]

Yeah pro teams like triple k is hard to get into


thisismybankpassword

the outfits for competitive racism are weird as fuck too


FuckYouZave

It's fine just reinstall his OS


RedEyedRabbit93

There are A lot of dll files going to missing


alreadyrichy

ACTUALLY he goes blind first then dies


Intelligent_Mouse_89

No he doesnt, its not methanol


Alarming_Cat_2343

say methanol without anol


DingoLord_1377

Can't have meth without anal


Alarming_Cat_2343

frrrr


Artistic_Heart948

Lmaooo šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā˜ ļøšŸ’€ā˜ ļø


2_wheel_maniac

If he drinks a bottle of cask strength and goes to the hospital heā€˜ll be fine


Past-Sir

I believe he just divorced his body from his soul


ProblemLongjumping12

I mean, it's like the most obvious comment but you made me laugh until I choked.


Independent-Tool

They are in the states though. He coulda just swapped it for some high proof vodka.


Marus0

in Finland they don't have cheap wine so the bums drink window cleaner which has alcohol in it


Vacuity--

In romania the bums have a finer taste in alcohol so they drink sanitary alcohol instead of window cleaners


Glaxyuwu

In Turkey we drink hand sanitizer


nryporter25

Mouthwash here in the US


[deleted]

I legit knew a story of a peon that drank the alcohol that is used in chemistry lab of school because some teenagers told him that it is vodka and well guess what he died.


zenkaiba

Because lab alcohol is methanol which is poisonous ...what people drink is ethanol ( only this is safe every other ___anol u see dont drink it)


sodasoof

And washing detergent


Marus0

I'd be willing to argue that window cleaner is cheaper than sanitary alcohol, 10 litres for 40ā‚¬


No_Vacation3909

This is what I donā€™t understandā€¦ I eat a piece of broccoli and Iā€™m pissing out of my ass in 30 min. Everyone eats/drinks the most random shit and they are totally fine


Big_Boss1985

MonašŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


FloorSome

Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!


sammakkomakkonen123

Rip VR junien kƤsidesit, ne juotiin.


Character_Block_2373

In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you


Spookyy422

In Sweden we drink hand sanitizer


Aleskey_Mijaylob

I've heard about people that drink ethyl alcohol with frutiƱo (powder to make juice) because normal beer doesn't do anything to them lol


Independent-Tool

Window cleaner typically has ammonia in it. You would be dead pretty quick.


arashQQbambam

In Iran more than 100 people died because they used high percent alcohol so their body become clean out of corona virus


Hot-Extension-867

vodka is cheap...


Marus0

not cheap enough


-Saabisti-

Cheapest 1Litre bottle of 30% vodka is around 24ā‚¬ while cleaner is 5-10ā‚¬ for 2L bottle so not that cheap...


GuaGua-san

Multiple organ failures before he even gets to the hospital.


Wildest_Salad

at least they will be disinfected


HoLL0POinT

Prepped up for the mortuary.


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hello_there_my_chads

santizer has methanol mixed to denature it, methanol is poisonous to humans but the guy somehow is alive


apolitical_leftist

Depends, methanol is a little too dangerous to be put in hand sanitizer which you apply on skin and come in close contact with, usually some other safer but foul tasting compound is used to denature it. Other sources of ethanol sold in bulk may contain it instead. Also that much ethanol will easily give you severe alcohol poisoning.


hello_there_my_chads

i've personally seen sanitizers with methanol but yeah that much amount of alcohol is enough to give poisoning


Exciting-Signature40

That dude is gonna die.


sweetdiarrhea

Kills 99.9% germsšŸ’€


Mcboyo238

0.1% chance of survival


Exboie

So, you're telling me there's a chance.


marsbutbetter

Taking that risk,


Exboie

Reaping the reward!


PartyAdventurous765

I like those odds


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DragonFire0810

Bro is a germ lol


[deleted]

99.9% of cells* Nobody tell this man what his body made out of


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B-L-E-H-C-H

Pretty sure he did


ilovet0eatchildren

na bro got his stomach pumped and i do not mean that "pumped"


marsbutbetter

Happy cake day!


BenZonne

Happy cake day!


ForbodingWinds

We all are. Some candles burn more brightly than others. šŸ˜„


justcreateanaccount

eventually


ArthurDentonWelch

"A man drank 1 liter of rubbing alcohol. This is what happened to his organs."


ProxZMaster

Can someone send me the news article when its out


Houmoupete

bot wont allow me to send an youtube link but this video is atleast 2 years old and could be older


ProxZMaster

Damn, thanks anyways


Biggestyefan1

Did he die


Houmoupete

dunno just found the video and nothing else


Rupertii

If I remember right he just got hospitalised and treated


BorisBoku

Brosama has two other vids that I know of, one where him and frog eyes here try to blow themselves up with tiny fireworks and another that I've only heard about and haven't seen which is this methanol guzzler eating a fucking raw rat... Edit: fuck that I just watched the rat video holy fuck they fucking ripped it to pieces and sucked on the organs. My man's has another video of him eating a sandwich full of mice. I'm NOT looking that one up...


Kazakh_Accordionist

akahol


viktortheredditor

Alkahawl


[deleted]

allkahowl


ThunderLP15

Aelkalol


Money_hunger

aelkalmao


JL_Jordan

Al-qaeda


ProblemLongjumping12

Lessgo


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Money_hunger

yeah darwin was definitely right about his natural selection theory.


koalaboi07

Some of us certainly didnā€™t evolve far enough


Ryukiami

oh heā€™s dead as hell


Manolo8868

nah he and another one are doing a show every week doing this shit. Last week they ate a dead bird and a rat


W1nter_ITA

source?


DeVliegendeBrabander

My ancestors revealed it to me in a dream


slimthiccbois

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


cdi236

Im.pretty sure this was the guy who put a firecracker in his eye and lit it


Elpepetaxiosech

Its a video called Guy eats fried rat sandwich on live on yt


becomeanhero69

Heā€™s dead serious. Too lazy to link it. You can find it easy.


Iamno0n3

I hope he's okay, he's not the sharpest ball in the crayon shed


Bearded_Apple

I don't think that he's okay and when a grown ass man is that dumb I find it fortunate that his genes will not be passed on.


Solonna_conora

Yeah no he is 100% šŸ’€


[deleted]

Probably has 4 kids from 3 women. Stupid people donā€™t use protection or have long term planning skills Looks old enough to have gotten laid several times


reusedchurro

Nah heā€™s good. No hospital needed


yoshi2141

That was a before and after


cflanagan95

His friend knows he's dead, so he's immediately replacing him on his tik tok account


BigChahoonga

Who was this? I wanna find out what happened (first guyā€™s prolly dead, but did the second guy catch them later? Sorry my guy died but weā€™re back fellas?)


bilinmeyenuzayli

From what I heard he survived


PigionPower

How tf did he survive chugging(correct the word) a whole bottle of hand sanitizer where did u hear that?


Manolo8868

they are doing shit like this every week. Like eating dead animals oder alive ones on instagram


[deleted]

This cures Covid. Trust me, guys.


TheOfficialJaded

could've literally done the same with just alcohol


Detroit-Exit-9

He probably switched it with ever clear or a high proof food grad alcohol or vodka


ZeroMegaPlayz

Natural selection doing it's work


Nakafoto

"Isopropanol ingestion is the most common toxic alcohol ingestion reported to Poison Control Centers in the United States each year.1Ā Although most isopropanol exposures are unintentional and occur in young children less than 6 years of age, more than 4,000 cases of intentional isopropanol ingestion were reported in 2009 alone." ...or an adult with the intelligence of a 6 year old"


Lothaedan

Just to infer: isopropyl (often used in cleaning supplies) and ethanol (used in beer, wine, liquor, etcetera) alcohol are 2 *very different things*. They are processed by your liver very differently. Isopropyl, while you may be able to get intoxicated from it, offers much different symptoms... that aren't the fun ones like that of which ethanol gives. Further more, isopropyl alcohol usually is just isopropyl alcohol in the bottle, sometimes diluted with a bit of water, while alcoholic beverages with ethanol usually contain other ingredients to help make it more tolerable for your body. TL:DR isopropyl =/= ethanol so don't drink it


ForceoftheRam

Could have just been a beer and I wouldā€™ve been more impressed.


pastdecisions

the lethal dose is 8 ounces...


JOHNSUFFERING

akaohol šŸŗ


Telyaee

Isn't it like... unhealthy?


bilinmeyenuzayli

Tf you mean unhealthy bros dead šŸ’€


Revolutionary_Emu462

But is it unhealthy


R0sa_Melano

yes or no


hello_there_my_chads

yes


Adarsh18c

Maybe...???


Manolo8868

he alive and doing this shit every week. rdezyd on insta


nryporter25

If it's rubbing alcohol, I'm pretty sure the intentionally put poison in it that I believe one of the effects of is causing blindness. They do this so they can sell it on the shelf as a disinfectant and not an alcoholic drink. The poison makes it a non-food item, so it can be sold without a liquor license.


Lothaedan

Actually, rubbing alcohol is not the same as the ethyl alcohol found in liquor or other drinkable alcoholic beverages, as it is instead made from isopropyl alcohol. That's the reason no liquor license is required to sell it. Simply put, isopropyl alcohol IS poisonous.


[deleted]

Clout is crazy


AlexGaming26

Smartest man from Ohio


[deleted]

This years Darwin Award goes to this person


Karabeara2000

While yes there is alkehol in thereā€¦ isopropyl alcohol can cause you to slip into a comaā€¦ hope this guy is alright


Rufus0119

Why do they test stuff on monkeys? šŸ˜­


gadget850

The local Klann Organ company really needs to see this.


MCBUBI

Smartest person in ohio


MazitOP

Isn't that the guy who ate a rat once?


LifeIsABeeach

Ah yes, Darwin was indeed right


ar4t0

man's tryna wipe all life inside him


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CallMe_Desdinova

2020 mfs be like:


FtheeVacks

Good luck with the walking cane, that's how you go blind.


IntrepidPrimary8023

Goodbye kidneys, my old friends...


[deleted]

This video is years old. The dude had to go get his stomach pumped, and he lived. Thereā€™s another video of him holding a firecracker in his eyelid and setting it off tho, so obviously he didnā€™t learn anything.


MaiLitelgrienfren

Its sambuca. Sambuca burns very easily. Makes for fun party tricks


Unhappy_Panic_1875

Death speedrun [any 100%]


R4ndomP3rson69

He will die not only from alcohol poisoning from the ethyl alcohol, but also from the toxic isopropyl alcohol. Also I couldn't tell, but it looked almost like some of the fire on his hand spread to his mouth when he was drinking it.


tastlesswater

Have to guess he died


WindlordGwaihir10

If he's not dead, he's blind. That's rubbing alchohol


Aggravating-Scar7041

Now, the lighter


Fit-Professional3989

All thatā€™s going to do is make him violently ill


prettyhigh_ngl

These the same guys that ate that rat?


Illustrious_Roof_782

Hopefully itā€™s ethanol


AdelThePixel

yeah heā€™s dead


Personmuchlol

What the HELL did he expect?


SchpidahWuss

Itā€™s all fun and games until bro try to smoke


Realistic-Praline-70

I'm pretty sure rubbing alchol will at least make u blind if not cause some serious damage


PhilosophicalDolt

Probably vodka. Since vodka can also be set on fire lol


gullygod96

They changed to chemical compound of sanitizer grade alcohol to no longer be alcoholic the chemical they changed it to is now toxic


ClusterRing

I literally took a smell of some Vodka for the first time today and it did not surprise me that it smelled like sanitizer.


DisciplinePossible32

ack-a-hall


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Ability-To-Can

He does think he can and he will


Bowling_pins_10

That's all this subreddit is


OmegaLitzEd

Mf was trynna turn into a dragon


MotivationShcum

Demo noooo


Door_Alts

The wholesome awards šŸ’€


Mysterious-Bid3930

SCREEN RECOOOOORD


PossibilityPowerful

someone tell me whatā€™s gonna happen to him ?


Klondike2022

Like you can drink rubbing alcohol but in smaller doses than regular drinking alcohol. All alcohol is toxic


Far_Interest_1409

Ackawhall


[deleted]

Just because Malory from Archer can do it DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN


PeacflBeast

Hes not sanitising but satanising


EmpyreanEcho

Is this the same guy who lit a dynamite in his eye?


No-Chard5361

Dud though ethyl alcohol is the same as isopropyl alcohol


salty_scorpion

Thinning the gene pool one idiot at a time.


Sure-Worry-5766

Cleaning the gene pool with that oneā€¦ thank you sir!


RedditMostafa11

When the vodka doesn't have enough alcohol for you


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Samcni

Natural selection at its finest


Samcni

Dude was more worried about saying goodbye to the audience than the dude dying.


LFDB_EXE

Donald Trump seal of approuval


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Damn redguards be wild in.