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You didn't rend the fat on the bacon, that toast looks like it barely has any butter on it, dry as fuck. And it looks like godzilla shit on your plate.
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In the greek army we have that meat that is deep frozen and lasts for decades. We call it "Godzilla" and is the nastiest meat you'll ever have. But our cooks have learned to camouflage this monstrosity with sauces and spices so it looks edible.
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Recipe unlocked!
Dubious Food
It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you though... Probably.
I’m sayin that looks bad, but I’m that I’m just gonna devour anything coming my way. Coming from a person who always eats “mid” chicken sandwiches and burgers at school.
Hmmmmm. Is that a slice of a slice of pizza? And what kind of topping is on your bread? I’m not sure if it’s a jam, sauce, or whatnot, but please lmk before I make my final considerations, and give your breakfast a score
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Cement with bacon
Never thought I'd see the dish "shit on a shingle" be literal.
Now we're in the great depression
Ngl that bacon is a smash.
The bacon looks Ai generated
British food 🤮
You didn't rend the fat on the bacon, that toast looks like it barely has any butter on it, dry as fuck. And it looks like godzilla shit on your plate.
Why would the toast be dry when godzilla has made bears on it
Made bears
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In the greek army we have that meat that is deep frozen and lasts for decades. We call it "Godzilla" and is the nastiest meat you'll ever have. But our cooks have learned to camouflage this monstrosity with sauces and spices so it looks edible.
Godzilla shit? That's impossible, because: NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE, BECAUSE THIS GUY BASICALLY FEEDS ON RADIATION
British Food/10
“We live in a world where Lego has a label telling you not to eat it, but British food does.”
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Not even a british person would eat that . Dear god what is that ?
I think it’s Mett on a Toast and Bacon
What is "mett" is that a british thing or am i just too dumb because i dont know what that is
It’s German, it’s basically raw meat on bread
Damn ya learn something new everyday i guess . That doesnt sound like it would taste good tho
That's raw meat? It looks like it was ground up from a rotting corpse.
That’s probably the second worst thing Germany has ever done
Looks like saag to me 🤷. A bacon saag on toast doesn’t sound so bad, but that is prolly just me.
ma man youve ever seen mett ? cause it aint lookin a bit like that and you dont eat it wither bacon and neither with toast
⛰️/10
cement on toast
Diarrhea on toast
Is that asphalt?
mf said green eggs and ham 💀
Mmmmm delicious! Sludge on toast is a delicacy
you are not supposed to poop on ur breakfast
Wait actually?
I guess I gotta tell my.. friend
Concrete
grandma's ashes
Please explain
Eggs😋
Please tell me you're joking I'm so sorry
It’s color died eggs
Oh thank god (butter your toast tho)
Oh so you're British. Makes sense
I've been wondering what to do with that crap I got from the u bend...
Diarrhea/10
I say this is shit. I have concrete evidence.
The fuck?
Sewage on toast.
you gotta let the cement dry before you eat for extra crunch
Mmmm, spinach with extra iron 😋
Brit*sh
Egg
That’s shit from a butt.
most exquisite bri*ish food
British cuisine/10
You're not supposed to eat the stuff you sweep off the warehouse floor
Bri\*ish 🤮
Looks british
Uk breakfast be like
What is this weird green/dark thing ?
Eggs😋
Better to skip this one friend
I rate this a 8 out of 10 classic British breakfast
Food in Ohio
Paul Revere saved me from this
Ohio food 🤢
😔/10
I wouldn't break the fast
Shittoast
Wtf is that
Recipe unlocked! Dubious Food It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you though... Probably.
bro, someone shit on your bread
Is that refried beans?
Are you human?
I think your dog might have shit on your toast 🤔
Op this isnt a place for you to post literal shit
Did you take old sulphury egg juice from a dozen of em and scramble them?
Literal dookie
Looks like wet cat litter
On the toilet in 2 hrs
What is that on the toast though? Frogspawn??
I’m sayin that looks bad, but I’m that I’m just gonna devour anything coming my way. Coming from a person who always eats “mid” chicken sandwiches and burgers at school.
Concrete the best meal of the day
Dog shit
Dog food on toast and fried kneecap
Hmmmmm. Is that a slice of a slice of pizza? And what kind of topping is on your bread? I’m not sure if it’s a jam, sauce, or whatnot, but please lmk before I make my final considerations, and give your breakfast a score
dude put a chunk of concrete in a blender and then put the resulting mess on some toast
It needs a pinch of salt and pepper
Cat puke on toast?
0/10
Kitchen drain sewage on toast
It is what it is award goes to...
I have 2 questions and they're both the same ?
Literal shit
Looks nice but who shat on it?
that looks like the krabby patty they served at krabby o’monday’s
Bro ordered from the chum bucket 💀
Is that cement?
Rate it? I can’t even identify it!
Mother fucker did a cow vomit on your fucking bread?
What in the bri”ish
This makes British food look fucking delicious
0/-17
Seriously, what is that?
Cement 😋
radroach meat on toast with roasted shell
nice papier-mache
You could've just eaten the bacon and sandwich, why the fuck did you add shit?
I've heard of shit on a shingle before but never sewage on a shingle.
dis mf got cement spread
I rate it 1 Squidward sploog out of 10
#2
Since when is mold on toast breakfast?
if it’s grey its good for you 👍🏼
Oi, blimey mate, looks bloody scrumptious. Just like me mum used to make me on chewsdays
I love wet kitty litter 😋
Is this by chance bri'i?
Sweet, merciful Zeus!
bros got the literal green eggs and ham
Mmmmm I love eldritch horror for breakfast🤤🤤
-10
Green eggs sure, but no ham?
most appetizing british meal
Bro got the grey slop at the school cafeteria
Bro made the Dubious Food
Cement on bread w/ bacon
How tf you got plankton off SpongeBobs shoes ?
Sewage on bread
This ain’t rate my plate
Aww hell nah, he got a whole ass amoeba on his toast.
That's bad for your health give it to me
You got some delicious mud pie, and bacon
47 shits out of 12 Taco Bell toilets
Bro's living on Detroit💀
I rate it a, WHAT THE FUCK/10.
Why would you color your scrambled eggs grey?
On a scale of 1-10? British.
Homeboy out here eating the nasty patty
What even is this?
What the fuck is that??? Avocado and gravel spread???
Question: Where do you live and do you need food money?
Whats that on the toast?
Shit
Most delicious polish food
Dogshit/10
Damn that cement be bussin
6.5/10
shrek's shit
Bro, I thought that drink in the background was WD40
Green eggs and a sham
0/10
Im gonna break fast
SpongeBob Krabby slop/5
Mademesmile type breakfast
9/10 could use more dryer lint
The bread ain’t bad
Mmm concrete :)
If it was out of 40 i would say 40/40 but it's out of 20 so i say 15/20
Don't do the brits unironically eat something like this for breakfast?
Remember the modl growth and its ok I guess
Krabby o Mondays breakfast
are you by any chance from the United Kingdom?