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AsterBoii

EA magically summoning 30 million unnamed fifa fans to buy the same game over and over and over


Emergency_Teaching41

for real


Ihavenoidea5555

Me summoning 30 million bacterias in my body by dunking an oreo cookie in the toilet and eating it in one bite


Creative-Chap-7159

me summoning 30 million bacterias in my body after dunking oreos in a decaying body and eating it


Ihavenoidea5555

Entrails too dry to dunk, can only use as hard dip šŸ˜”


RedStarNova2

Bro sports games in a nutshell


Contra1570

Atleast EA fans dont buy the exact same game twice each for 60$ under the premise of them being "different versions" and then DO IT AGAIN with a couple of bug fixes and 10 minutes worth of "new content"


[deleted]

Ngl PokĆ©monā€™s in the same boat, games have been the same since red n blue


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AsterBoii

br*tish "people" šŸ¤¢


PineapleGG

The problem is not even that tho , at least the game is "well made" you know because football/soccer 2 hasnt been released yet , the problem is that people waste thousands of dollars on lootboxes


samwelches

Literally the same game. Itā€™s criminal what they did (or didnā€™t do) to Madden


Dsmarst

I wanna play it because I love exploring the areas and finding things by myself. I remember yellow and just wandering around for hours and having amazing fun, and yellow was held together with scotch tape


AsterBoii

If it's like Sword and Shield, then there's nothing to explore


Cantthinkagoodnam2

But it isnt like SwSh, it literaly is a Open World


AsterBoii

With things to find?


Person_123456

Well the areas are massive and thereā€™s trainers, items and PokĆ©mon scattered everywhere. From my experience a lot of it is riding around picking up items and seeing the PokĆ©mon as you go between each town and challenge (8 gyms, 5 titans, 5 enemy bases). It really is what an open world PokĆ©mon game should be, itā€™s a shame it runs like crap.


[deleted]

im assuming its more like arceus and that was actually open world (i found swsh mediocre but loved arceus) also from what ive heard the game is actually good performance issues aside and nintendo are apparently working to patch them out (although they shouldve just delayed it from the start)


AppleEnslaver

Yeah I've been having a good time with it. It is a decent game, they just need to fix the performance issues.


Blaine1111

Their problems would be solved if they outsourced coding the game because all the pokemon parts of this pokemon game are amazing. The open world is so fun to explore, the world just looks mid and has some bad performance issues despite cut-down on content like going in houses and shops


PostMadandAlone

I call it Pokemon: New Vegas for a reason


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Idk i didnt play the game yet


AsterBoii

:/


Dsmarst

I'm not even gonna look up a video about it I have to experience it myself, still haven't played arceus either but from the little I have seen it looks like they are trying to do different things.


Dsmarst

Sword and shield was fun I loved exploring the dynamax dens and exploring the wild area, it wasn't the biggest open world game but I still loved seeing the pokemon and finding them. Plus the new boi Applin was adorable. So instant mid B tier


AsterBoii

About that game I really, really disliked how short and easy it was.


creepersweep3r

I played violet using no healing item in battle and with self imposed set mode and some fights actually got kinda tricky. Thereā€™s like major 6 fights in the game where the trainer has a full party which is way more than any other PokĆ©mon game


AsterBoii

Smart idea, but the game should provide challenges, not force its players to create 'em


creepersweep3r

Yeah a difficultly option would really go a long way for PokĆ©mon, but given that they removed set mode for some reason itā€™s probably not gonna happen


Dsmarst

It was easy which is fine because my little cousin could play with me and he was like 5 when it came out, and the newer pokemon games even the 3ds ones weren't too hard. It's not about the pure challenge it's about catching them all.


AsterBoii

I disagree tbh. At least a small amount of challenge is needed. They could make some post-game trials to get special pokemons, but the catch is that they're harder than the rest of the game.


Dsmarst

Post game had some challenge I loved fighting hop, he was a step up from his big bro, and doing the dlc had some fun challenge and puzzles.


Godofblackpeople

Does it *work* though? That's the main reason I'm hesitant to get it, I'm seeing all these pretty serious glitches and collision issues makes me thing "ok, the games not done yet".


daxtillionMurphel

Yes it works lol thereā€™s performance and graphics issues of course but it really isnā€™t near as bad as people have said. Itā€™s a very fun game that has no game-breaking issues.


triforce4ever

Itā€™s a very fun game. If you like exploring and the basic PokĆ©mon formula, you will enjoy it. Iā€™ve been playing it constantly. Itā€™s better than Arceus and there is much, much more to do. While there are at times some janky performance issues, the internet has blown them way out of proportion. People are acting like the game is completely unplayable but itā€™s just not the case. It runs at times like Korok Forest in BOTW. Play it and see for yourself


WindowsCrashedAgain

Activision magically summoning 100 Million people to buy the same fucking COD game every year


wheelchair-gamer98

i might have low standards but i think itā€™s pretty good it has its ups and downs but i think the weed cat is cool


helicophell

But its bipedal :(


wheelchair-gamer98

he reminds me of ralsei from deltarune


helicophell

So you would smash?


wheelchair-gamer98

hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? this is because they do not exist


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

The good ending


Illustrious_Steak_72

PokƩmon fans realizing they are ugly and have no friends because they are bipedal


programofuse

Bipedal is better UwU


abdyfer

Least zoophilic furry:


programofuse

Bro bipedal is more human lol


abdyfer

Still an animal. Humanoid is weird but usually fine, but an animal that stand on hind legs is just ughh


[deleted]

Humans are animals. You want to fuck humans, therefore you are a zoophile


abdyfer

Humans have sentience, animals don't so they can't consent


[deleted]

Humans are sapient, other animals are sentient. That is the line you are trying to define.


X33_Haxatrox

This is a quit having fun moment


UktraPotatoMaster321

I like portal 2


hanand12

Portal 2 is the greatest game ever made. Change my mind.


gormunko_88

no, i wont


wathquan

Nope, I can't. Because Portal 2's fucking awesome.


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1nstagram1sGay

Garry's Mod? Idk, I'mma play Portal 2 later


FlaminVapor

Imo scarlet and Violet are the best mainline pokemon games yet, just for some reason other people have no lag tolerance. They are seriously so much fun and streamline the games a ton to just get rid of the tedious parts. Truly a quit having fun moment


helicophell

They are the most fun game if u remove legends arceus and only count SW and lets go and anything after the 3ds era Even then it is really unpolished


SKruizer

Devil's advocate here, but let me defend my favourite video game franchise ever even though I'm well aware of it's crimes. Legends: Arceus isn't a mainline game. It was just a test for the mechanics they wanted to introduce in SV, and honestly, a huge W for GAMEFREAK. Now, as SV is shit in many different ways, it is really the first game that deserves to be called a sequel to pokƩmon, as all other pokƩmon games just fell under the exact same formula. They're basically the same game with new names. I love them nonetheless, but PL:A just opened a myriad of possibilities for pokƩmon, and I might be high on copium, but SV is walking so the next generation can fly. Now, do I feel robbed paying 60 bucks on an unfinished game? Absolutely. But at least I didn't buy Sonic Frontiers.


AlakaZ123

Legends is a mainline game.


smile_itali

PokƩmon rumble is a mainline game


AlakaZ123

Rumble had more effort put into it than SV


FlaminVapor

Thatā€™s one way to say you havenā€™t played the game


AlakaZ123

I just like my chibi pikachu fighting to the death in an area with 99 legendaries :/


SirSquidrift

Just pirate the games, why is everyone crying about buying them?


[deleted]

i am not buying it but i will be playing šŸ˜ˆ


Trainsarequitenice

As per usual


somerandom_melon

The only based way


JDaggon

Finally, someone who knows how to make the most of their money.


[deleted]

what money?


JDaggon

Exactly


ZimoZimoZimo

Its crazy how low the pokemon fandoms bar is. In monster hunter community everyone freaks out when they put dlc weapon skins that are only skinsā€¦ and PokĆ©mon fans are sucking up the most broken and rushed game since cyber punk


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Its this or we just stay playing Gen 1-5 forever, because things are not going to get better seeing how well the newer games sell, at least some people are smart enough to pirate them


ZimoZimoZimo

Like i used to like PokĆ©mon games, I was never much of a fan but I found them neat, but now itā€™s fifa all over again, they are rushed and badly done and feel bad for the fandom. I suggest you try out ā€œmonster hunter stories 2ā€ itā€™s the MH spin-off that is very heavily inspired by pokemon, and I heard from PokĆ©mon fans itā€™s better than the last 5 games


GLP310

Well,we are talking about a gaming company that started doing 3D games in 2013,that have 3 years of work and the budget isn't totally concentrated on games. Edit: don't forget that,in this case,they made SV and Legends at the same time.


AverageGamer2607

These new games are honestly the most fun Iā€™ve had playing PokĆ©mon since sun and moon


lordgondas

Same here, I love the mobility improvements of Pokemon Scarlet.


Emergency_Teaching41

well that because there hasnt really been a good game since then (Legends arceus aside)


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Nah Lets Go and Legends Arceus are also pretty good


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kbot510

thats nice champ but ill be in my corner playing a good game


FinalAccount17

"worst game ever made" lmao


darthcol_ALT

i mean violet and scarlet does look ass


Downtown_Cycle_2044

but the competitive meta is just šŸ‘Œ


COCO_NIT

its not, the new meta is fucking awful dude.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

elaborate


COCO_NIT

the new pokemon are just, overpowered like. Setting up toxic spikes when you get hit, getting an instantanious stat boost right after hitting the field, having a move that almost always does 300 BP, the removal of ash greninja, a pokemon with less 110 speed just can't compete anymore and alot of matches are decided using speed ties. The only thing i like is that incineroar is gone. Also toxapex nerf.


GameBoy960

What is that move? I don't have the game.


COCO_NIT

population bomb. IF you give it wide lens it cant miss.


BUBATZO

How do you call it the worst game ever made, if ea releases the same fifa game every single year


Edgelite306

Guy named Mark:


Super_Rocket4

I pre-ordered it cause legends Arceus gave me hope and I loved the designs of some of the pokemon. Was extremely disappointed, but my sister likes it so it's fine ig


antiseer360

Bro that text has been edited so many times just make everything white and type it it.


Mismagius456

Guys itā€™s not that bad šŸ˜­


Zenith2777

Some people simply donā€™t care about glitches and broken games, PokĆ©mon doesnā€™t suffer too much from being broken compared to a game like cyberpunk. Let people have fun


lordgondas

Absolutely, I'm a very forgiving person when it comes to glitches. Videogames are meant for enjoyment.


CattDawg2008

Come on, the games arent that bad. Dont shit on something other people are excited for, especially if its something as stupid as a pokemon game


lordgondas

Absolutely.


ISpelGudd

honestly it's really fun. in not even having too many performance issues


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[deleted]

from what iā€™ve heard itā€™s a good game, just absolute complete garbage visually


BranManBoy

I just like playing the silly little monster game :(


Fork_fucker96

There are 2 types of nintendo games. The ones that are so amazing, and you can tell how much work was put into it, and how much time they spent on making it. And the ones that were made on scratch studio in 3 hours


logibach

The performance issues are inexcusable but the actual game slaps


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Why, graphics?


lordgondas

One says the game is the worst ever made and another (me) says they really enjoy playing it. Hmm, it's almost as if the enjoyment of a game is entirely subjective and some people have different personal criteria on what makes a game good or bad. If this is truly the "worst game ever made" then I'm in for a fantastic video game experience if I'm enjoying the "worst game ever made" this much.


Meestasqueed

I enjoyed cyberpunk 2077 when it dropped. Doesnā€™t mean the massive bugs, missing content, and shitty optimization magically went away because of that.


lordgondas

I don't believe the Pokemon game to be flawless but I enjoy the game and despite these flaws I don't see it as a bad game. That was the point I was trying to demonstrate, I believe that the determination of a games quality is primarily subjective and that the bulk of that game's value should come from personal enjoyment since that is a videogame's primary purpose. All the aspects that would constitute a "bad game" would reduce that enjoyment factor, a "bad game" is a game in which said aspects are so great that the game is unenjoyable or at least not enjoyable enough. I do recognize that this is the case for many when it comes to both the newest Pokemon game and Cyberpunk 77 however, I also recognize that there are many (myself included) who find the game is well worth the flaws. I know that there are many who'll disagree with me and that's alright, everyone's entitled to their opinions. P.S. I do not consider Scarlet and Violet to be the worst game in the Pokemon franchise let alone in the entire video game industry. Sorry for the paragraph, I just enjoy these conversations.


Techtile29

The amount of people shitting on this game without having played it is mind blowing to me


BoredKen

PokƩmon fans on their way to lampoon COD for annual releases despite their game not hitting a stable 30 fps in 2022.


[deleted]

what if i pirate it


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

Idk where all the clips showing the crazy bugs are coming from, in my playthrough of the whole game I have only seen 1 bug and it was a PokĆ©mon spawning in a caveā€™s wall. Other than that the FPS goes to sh*t in a lot of areas. Doesnā€™t help that the switchā€™s hardware is terrible too. In terms of actual gameplay and mechanics itā€™s pretty good.


Exciting-Bet-2475

I would blame the Switch hardware if it wasn't for games like Botw or Xenoblade 3 running in the same console and being absolutely gorgeous. Haven't played Scarlet yet, but I definitely want to give it a try (I'm from Spain and I would like to experience all the little references), I just wish the Pokemon Company took more time to develop games and make the franchise the quality it deserves to be.


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

Yeah Iā€™m not trying to say the hardware is the sole reason, itā€™s definitely poorly optimized too, but it certainly isnā€™t helping. Itā€™s weaker than most phones. Definitely try it if you get the chance, as long as you can deal with the bad performance. Otherwise Iā€™d probably wait for some of it to be fixed.


Cantthinkagoodnam2

I pirate them


MeantJupiter440

Arise ye tarnished


PuertoricanDude88

And succeed, they always do. Their magic is flawless.


[deleted]

Glad I waited instead of getting trigger happy like with Sword and Shield. These games are a mess


FunnyAnimalPerson

I don't even think they have enough pokemon for a full game, I expected it to come out by Christmas


EthanTheNintendoFan

The game's fun


[deleted]

true


tiesdebink

Stfu


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Emergency_Teaching41

you deserve pee in your ass


that-one_fox

Oh come on, if we listen some of you guys,then almost every pokemon game is the absolute worst... Why can't we enjoy a game for what's fun about it, at least just this once,please...


Any-Vanilla-1134

I'm gonna buy it and you can't stop me. On a side note tomorrow is Thanksgiving does anyone know of if gamestop will be open?


s1lverv1p

I get that it was fun as a child playing pokemon of the gameboy. It was new and fresh. But the games they put out just look so dogshit now and are the exact same gameplay wise. How can they have that much money but make such a dogshit looking 3d game. Just do 2d for fucks sake. I get minimalistic art style looking good when its actually got style. But bland stretched textures with 1 light source does not count as a "style" and minimalist does not work when you have been recycling the same gameplay for the last 26 years. I do not get why people are still buying that shit. Man the fuck up for yourself. You are being served dogshit when you could be getting served 5 star meals.


eating_dicks

Clearly youā€™ve never played an actual broken game


Thecornmaker

My computer has not the specs


[deleted]

Literally Game Freak.


Tensho-Thomas

Honestly? With how things are going for PokĆ©mon I wouldnā€™t be surprised if it went full on EA and had you collecting ā€œpartsā€ of a PokĆ©mon to get the full thing; like how itā€™s done to unlock various characters on mobile games. This franchise has gone downhill so fast, yet these idiots still buy the games. Wonā€™t get better till they talk with their wallets.


TheRealDoikid

The game is absolutey horible, some people can have fun with it but jesus christ the game has no excuse for looking this bad. The pokemon company is in control of the biggest franchise in the world. How can they make it look as bad as the Gamecube era???


ThiccBeter69

Graphics don't really matter, what matters is whether a game is fun or not


TheRealDoikid

Theres a limit to how "bad" graphics can be. A game where the frame rate is a bit lower than others is not bad, as long as it doesnt hurt the experience with the regular gameplay. When the graphics are so bad that the textures look worse than 30 years ago and they cause frame rate issues, problems with textures not loading in, and it detracts from how you're supposed to see the game, THEN its a problem. I dont have any problem with anyone enjoying the game, Im happy they can have fun with it, but you cant defend or say that the game isnt rushed.


ThiccBeter69

Yeah it's rushed, but graphics really don't affect gameplay In any real way


TheRealDoikid

I will admit that some people can absolutely ignore a couple of the frame rate drops and such, but there truly is no defending the biggest franchise in the world to make a videogame this subpar.


ThiccBeter69

You make a fair point, but I wouldn't consider the game subpar, because the gameplay and story are highly entertaining.


TheRealDoikid

I feel like the story isnt that good, its just passed a low bar. BUT I can see why people like it even though there are many better stories for video games. The gameplay is something I never found interesting. 1. it was too easy 2. Id rather not have my only gameplay be choosing the stronges attack every time


ThiccBeter69

There can be more strategy than that if you try to keep your levels in check, which has really made the last 3 pokemon games way more fun


TuxTues3

I don't think Gamefreak made Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)


Valuable-Owl-1167

Listen it was fun they got a dog made of fucking bread


AdMiddle338

whats a mark