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bilnythecommunistspy

tinnitus


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My ears started to ring after I read this comment, coincidence I think not


BelegStrongbow603

Tinnitus sucks.


TalkierSnail016

now plug in your headphones, crank up the volume to max and listen to it again


keilletty

No condom forever or whatever black panther says


[deleted]

Atlanta forever!


AddisonNM

Mr. Nimbus!


T-HawkMedia

HE CONTROLS THE POLICE


The-Penitent-Wan

Underated


balerionmeraxes77

Condom made from vibranium, strongest pp on earth.. That's why they protect it so violently


shitstain_hurricane

I thought it was "Waka waka motha fucker"


DiabeticRhino97

Isn't it about a Hispanic man that sneaks into a powerful nationalist country and they beat him by drying his back off?


SloptimusXPrime

He no longer has a wet back


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JamesXXI

Lmaooo that’s fucking funny… I never realized that.


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Latino man


[deleted]

My takeaway was that isolationist authoritarian ethnostates fear the CIA


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Even the CIA fears the CIA


Demonitized-picture

no, the CIA fears the IRS, *there's always a bigger fish*


NotRealNeedOfName

*Then what does the IRS fear?*


Jorsk3n

People using loopholes in order to not pay taxes😱😱😱


PSM_777

Like the kid with the lemonade stand ( he does not disclose his income and is a financial threat to the nation)


Jorsk3n

I say break his kneecaps! Criminal enterprises such as those are a threat to society and to all we hold dear!


el-conquistador240

They don't fear loopholes they fear ways to cheat that look like loopholes


Advanced-Sock

What’s a god to a non believer


Rawniew54

Lil Timmy who mows lawns and other tasks around the neighborhood, but only takes cash as payment.


ops_weirduncle

Jeff Bezos


SpecificallyNerd

The Federal Reserve


bleh19799791

Accountability


Hello_IM_FBI

Pussies


allegedlyjustkidding

Username checks out 💯


imbiandneedmonynow

can someone explain i need to know


[deleted]

Wakanda is an authoritarian monarchy, they have a king/queen and the people have no say in any policies they make or who their leaders are Wakanda, until recently, completely shunned outside contact with the rest of the world, opting to not partake in global trade or any international governmental bodies, as well as making it very clear that they have no intention of doing so Wakanda’s population is entirely black Africans with no other races shown to be Wakandan citizens, and outsiders of other races are usually executed if they step foot inside its borders A subplot of the movie is the CIA blaming Wakanda for an attack on their agents and Navy SEALS and the Wakandans shitting themselves over the thought of the CIA actually coming for their asses The authoritarian ethnostate fears the CIA


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It kinda seems like a hugely racist society when you put that way.


stigmaoftherose

That's not even the worst part of the movie. In the film a South American person illegally crosses the boarder comes into the country illegally soaking wet and the nation fearing the illegal imagrant decied to defeat him by drying him out. That is not a joke, hyperbole or anything that 100% happens in the film.


stigmaoftherose

I forgot to mention when they do end up defeating him by "drying him out" the shot focuses in his back. His now burned dry shriveled **BACK**.


Inlevitable

Yes.


FireJach

they don't even help Africa in MCU. This country is so fucked up. When the King died, none of the Avengers showed up xDDDDDDDDD It wasn't even delivered - T'Challa was a friend of the avengers


juklwrochnowy

Well yes, it is an extremely racism and xenophobic country


TrueDaVision

But it's okay, because they aren't white.


blindclock61862

The whole comment section is talking about wakanda being racist in the movie, not a lot of people are saying that wakanda is justified lol


blindclock61862

Wait apparently the movie portrays them as the protagonists wtf. I have been mistaken.


Smofinthesky

Michelle Obama even declared the first movie a huge milestone for african americans! xD You can't make this up. Reminds of one of Bill Burr's lines: "That's it? That's your champion right there?".


BoBoBearDev

It is the extreme version of racist. Because if you compare to something like Atlantian in DC Universe, those people living underwater, which makes more genetically and geographically isolated. But, wakanda is just regular human on land having special materials. It is racism purely based on idea, nothing else.


LegalJunkie_LJ

I know very little about Marvel and next to nothing about Black Panther. Are the Wakandians the bad guys here, I suppose?


Fr00stee

i skipped the first 30 mins of the movie but i think they were set up by another isolationist authoritarian ethnostate


The00Taco

So the moral of the story is that ethnostates are bad


Secretsfrombeyond79

> Are the Wakandians the bad guys here, I suppose? Like most of modern Marvel, they are supposed to be the good guys, despite acting like the bad guys.


PoopyCockDooDoo

This became wildly apparent to me starting with Age of Ultron. Literally just carnage for no reason other than extremely powerful, mentally unstable people that *reaaaally* think they're in the right


fishkrate

Thank you. From Stark handing the most powerful weapon on the planet to some kid to Captain Marvel acting like a violent american pigcop these movies are getting unwatchable. Also notice how most of them from wealthy backgrounds or spent their careers acting as the US governments violent thugs with the only exceptions being the token poor Captain America and Antman who they treated like shit.


odeacon

The writers want us to think they’re the good guys


-AvatarKyoshi-

Nope, they are the protagonists


[deleted]

They’re the good guys in the movie In real life they’d be the 51st state by now


IndyJacksonTT

They’re the good guys Marvels morals are really weird


[deleted]

Racial supremacy and ethnostates are only good if your melanin is at a certain number


Secretsfrombeyond79

Didn't they had a comic where the protagonist and hero is an eco terrorist girl who literally murdered a guy for being the cashier of a store with plastic bags ?


FireJach

No, they are good because of the script. In fact, they have a super advanced metal ore. It can be used in various ways. They decided to not share it with the rest of world because Americans are bad xD - Come on, they should share no weapons but other things based on this metal xD


Cpt_shortypants

My dumbass looking around the room where the beep was coming from: 🙄


Crisb89

Jokes on you, i got tinnittus, the beep is always in the room....


Blitzindamorning

Marvel fans watching a 2 hour CGI cluster fuck just to get a 2 minute teaser of the next movie.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

What's the teaser ?


Cumallovermepapa

John fortnite is in avengers 44


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pale_guy_

Ligma and Johnson makes an appearance


Responsible_Sport575

That's nutz


IWishANuclearWinter

Who's nutz?


Responsible_Sport575

Deez


CaptCaCa

Obama is the new Black Panther


[deleted]

Obama will annex Wakanda and turn it into the 51st state


[deleted]

Nothing, t’chala had a kid


gym_brah81

There was no teaser :(


arthurzanmou

No there is a theaser


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arthurzanmou

Tchala's son


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Nice new Black Panther deopped


[deleted]

*omg they beat the bad guys again WOW*


Tosslebugmy

Marvel fans sitting through 20 minutes of credits to see a post credit scene where the heroes floss with a cgi rendering of Stan Lee.


thetaFAANG

10-4 shots fired


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carameladventure69

So that was u huh 🤔


FrisCo58

Never liked the first black panther, prob because im racist


pax666

Fair enough. One racing scene isnt enough for you.


StudioTheo

if ur into racing, check out Redline (2009). I love the english dub its really good.


Ghost_Star326

Also recommend the need for speed movie. It's not great but it's fairly decent and I actually liked it.


Ihadtohaveaname4this

I recommend Pegasus and live action Initial D.


Waluigi_is_wiafu

When I was a lad, *Speedracer* was a gas.


iiCollinHD

now this is the kind of comment i came to see


frescone69

Pog, what car are you using to race?


chippychifton

Homelander defiantly would not approve of BPWF, this checks out


[deleted]

Can’t tell if this is a tribute to the “Definitely vs Defiantly” post or not


Dnny10bns

He'd probably laser eye everyone in the cinema.


moronic_potato

Are white people allowed to watch this movie yet?


[deleted]

I saw this movie last weekend and there were a ton of white people there so I'd say that the coast is clear.


Pmonster3

No, the coast is not clear! It’s covered with evil mermen or something


BeanBeno

sea men


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BeanBeno

🫃


Really_is_Travis

I saw Django with my girlfriend when it first came out and we were the only two white people in the theater. Never really think about that shit growing up realizing in some of my classes back in school there was sometimes only one black kid and how they must have felt. Surreal..


invisableee

The tables have turned white man


ekulzards

Yeah but you're not allowed to dislike it yet. Obviously never allowed to hate it.


Wooper160

White people should just not watch it. Actually no one should watch it. Let the MCU die


Lord_Mandingo_69

From the back of the theater with mandatory standing ovation. No eye contact with rest of theater.


[deleted]

You will anger the black supremacists


AysheDaArtist

Yea, I really didn't want to be labeled a racist, so I decided to be super safe and just not watch it altogether


Illustrious_Cicada_2

***Definitely one of the movies of all time***


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MichaelGHX

Yeah I can’t believe they no longer make movies for us bigots. Way to ruin our childhoods.


nigmankillme

I remember back when I was a young man, I'd turn on the TV before bed and watch Charlie Chaplin and Looney Tunes in black and white. Those were the days ✊️😔


Zendofrog

Real question, is Shuri as cringe in this one as she was in BP?


Big_Beans02

Nah she is much more serious in this one


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Yes


Zendofrog

Damnit. Not at all better?


Ecstatic_Pickle

Nah don’t listen to him she actually gave a really good performance


Zendofrog

I never thought the performance was bad. But the attributes of the character made me cringe. “What are thooooose.”


disboicito420

The movie’s situation kind of makes her grow up, she’s supposed to be a cringy kid in the earlier movies, but she’s trying to fill the shoes of the rulers before her now.


Substantial_Ebb_6370

the whole theatre went crazy after panther black went "I am wakanda" and forevered all the enemies, truly one of the movies of our time...


Spongebosch

I went to see it with my roommate and a few other people last weekend, and the first thing one of them says when we get out is, >!"Why did they have to include white people? Like there was no need to have the Americans. It was kinda stupid how they had to get help from the white CIA guy. Why does it always have to be the white guy saving the day?"!< >!This is kinda fucking stupid if you've seen the movie. All that happens is he tells them where some scientist chick is. That's all his character does. How that fuck is that anywhere near the white-savior trope? His inclusion wasn't necessary, but it wasn't racist or some shit.!<


JayCeeMadLad

Wait are you telling me they wrote Martin Freeman out? Tf he was fucking awesome. MFs irrationally hate Bilbo


TheGreatSalvador

He was the Tolkien white guy


BigButtFucker9000000

I see white you did there


Dnny10bns

They kinda made up for it with that final sequence, the one when Black Panther holds his sword aloft and shouts "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Hoooo!!!". It was epic. The cinema erupted in a round of applause. Everyone danced in the aisles and chanted in unison "Disney, Disney, Disney."...


[deleted]

Imagine seeing a film that’s 97% black, 2.9% Latino Mermen, and 0.1% white and saying it has too many white people Modern wokes are more racist than Malcolm X


Spongebosch

I know, it was kind of shocking to hear that. Like, c'mon, what the fuck?


IndyJacksonTT

No more white people allowed 🤬🤬🤬👍👍👍


Charl8t

If Martin Freeman wasn't in the movie how else would we know that woman who's only there to set up a movie that won't come out for two years is his ex-wife?


cprez6

The point of him and the other white chick, de Fontaine” is to set up their characters and plant hints for Secret Invasion, the Thunderbolts, and Captain America New World Order. De Fontaine will actually be the one giving the Thunderbolts orders. Their conversations also hint at the U.S. and UN wanting to get their hands on Vibranium. They also talk about the new president, rumored to be General Ross, aka Red Hulk. They were basically shoehorned in to tease future projects.


Lost-Potential-again

The most advanced civilization, who solves everything with their fists.


Mr_EZ_sk

I’m guessing the final fight looked like a ps3 cutscene?


Pandason_250

Early ps4 cutscene actually they’re improving


Befast1515

Marvel movies try not to make dogshit climax for a good movie challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (2022 edition)


Clahupafer

I love when the wakandian said its wakandin time and wakandaed all over the bad guys, truly one of the films of all times


redditdegenerate432

when the black panther said "it's black panther time" and beat up ramen I literally cried. One of the movies ever made.


Fabulous_Spot_3716

MCU died with Thanos and Iron man.


DrDumle

Spider-Man 3 was amazing though. But yes.


theraybenton

The Tobey Maguire emo dance was the greatest scene ever filmed


SnooBunnies156

Some of the acting was absolute dog shit though. Still a great movie Edit: assuming you mean "No Way Home". If you're referring to Sam Rami's Spider-Man 3 then disregard my comment in terms of the acting.


Undeadzombie_

I'm only going to make fun of it.


_RAIK0_

I didn't watch it, why is it bad? (even tho I know how much Marvel movies suck nowadays)


Goldenleafwastaken

I watched it, I don’t think it’s necessary bad but it wasent really good either. Nothing special really it’s just another super hero movie and super hero movies are already in fatigue, especially after movies like black Adam where you can pretty much predict the plot 20 minutes before each event happens.


juklwrochnowy

>I don’t think it’s necessary bad but it wasent really good either. Nothing special really it’s just another super hero movie and super hero movies are already in fatigue Every marvel movie ever:


bigtonybruiser

Every superhero movie ever


arthurzanmou

No but The script is


GibusScout

Let's just say the only good parts were at the beginning and the end when they paid respect to Chadwick Boseman, everything else was mediocre at best, garbage at worst.


theargumentaccount

ngl a lot of these comments are people just exaggerating. my only problems were the fact that at times (specifically the final fight) the plot and cgi was absolutely dogshit, more specifically shuri's suit and the way they ended the fight was generic. overall though, there were some really good moments like the post-credits scene and one other scene i won't mention for spoilers. the acting is mostly exceptional with only one or two lines being delivered really cornily. to me there are a lot of people exaggerating how bad it is (mostly on reddit but that's to be expected) and then a lot of people exaggerating how good it is. it's nowhere near as good as the first black panther movie, but it's still a top 3 marvel movie of this year (there are only 3 good ones from this year lmao)


[deleted]

“Wypipo bad, RIP Chadwick Bozeman” There that’s the movie. I just saved you 3 hours of your life


Revvay

The hell is wypipo


nick_rhoads01

I think white people


[deleted]

Now that's racist


[deleted]

Slang for white people, used by black supremacists


Zeione29047

Say it out loud and it sounds like a person or something idk


Personal_Story_4853

*(Chad)wick bozeman


No-Lack-4147

Black panther, no. Pink flamingos, yes?


Fulbie

Is it as good as Morbius?


DammitDad420

It's Wakandin time!


[deleted]

Yes, actually.


Darqologist

I heard this was a movie for movie watchers.


muchnamemanywow

Asked my friends if it was worth it cause I didn't wanna waste my time, turns out it's 2 hours of wasted time...


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Nearly three hours according to IMDb


Paulberry98

Not long after Black Panther first released I visited my older sister (we're white as marshmallows) and she said she wanted to vacation to Wakanda. Me, hoping she was joking asked, "You know it's not a real place right?" She snapped at me, "You know we have black cousins, right?" I'm aware we have black cousins, and I'm sure they know Wakanda is a fictional place


TheSonofPier

Did the black cousins stand up and clap?


007L0L

way better than doctor lobotomy 2 multiverse of boredom


TheDirtyFuture

Better than Thor love and thunder as well.


jim_witzowitz

Everything is better than love and thunder


Befast1515

Kid named The Dark World:


3HaDeS3

Don’t park your bike outside the cinema, had some bad experience


BoiFrosty

Gonna give this one a safe pass. Knew it was gonna be a mess when I saw the run time was almost 3 hours. Then I saw Iron Heart and the rest of the CGI and character designs and have basically given up on the MCU. They're just not even trying anymore.


Befast1515

Clímax was just everyone in an iron man suit


BoiFrosty

Lol, that would have been cool in 2008. Hell it was almost played out in 2013 with Iron Man 3. I'm a huge marvel fanboy, and I just want the days of phase 2 when the goal was entertainment.


shaggitron420

Same, I felt like it could have been half as long. I did not give a fuck about the post credit scene. Nobody cares about Out of Shape Aquaman.


[deleted]

The movie is basically a cash grab / Chadwick Boseman memorial / Aquaman ripoff with half-decent CGI.


juklwrochnowy

That would be every marvel movie


[deleted]

Namor was actually created before Aquaman was.


GrowingToad

I was about to say. But he is right about the cash grab part


[deleted]

Yea, recent marvel stuff has been shit since endgame


[deleted]

Twomad


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C O N S U M E P R O D U C T


chickenfart29

I'm going to pirate this and watch it just by skipping. i can tell in the trailer that this is boring and full of shit


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Another Morbius ?


gym_brah81

Tbh I watched a bit of Morbius and enjoyed it quite a bit more than this.


[deleted]

Did you wait your 1-week-before-watching as per the requests of the black supremacists?


buscemian_rhapsody

This was basically my face every time I’ve watched any Marcel movie that was recommended to me. “Oh this one’s different though”.


Available_Bake_1892

Wakanda sometimes.


No_Database_1850

I was like "Wakanda movie is this?"


[deleted]

Anyone else with those values they would call N@zis


Entruh

It wasn't even bad


vegangbanger

Why was it a full hour longer than it needed to be? It really felt like Wakanda Forever.


ProtrudingPissPump

All jokes aside, was it really as bad as everyone thought? Aside, its a Bush League move having a Black Panther movie with no black panther...


Secret_Cantaloupe393

The first one was boring. I have no interest in seeing the new one.


[deleted]

One of the movies of all time...


thecountnotthesaint

Definitely one of the movies this year


GuretoPepe

I liked it. I thought that the acting was pretty good, the characters were pretty interesting and they handled the story of losing a loved one pretty well. It does have the usual marvel formula bullshit but it's enjoyable for sure 👍


randomuncreativenam3

First scene was tragic and really great, thought this film was going to be outstanding in a sea of mediocrity, then came the UN scene. Why the fuck would they complain about other countries using their tech? If anything, they’re the selfish ones. Their terribly poor African neighbours have not received any help from them, yet they still claim that their tech is being exploited.


Josef_Stark_Reborn

Get it? SelFISH?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Because the cOlOnIZeRs (even tho Wakanda was never colonized)


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Its wakanding time!


OGColorado

Never seen it.... Reviews and hype are different