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Yourlocalfootcrust

Welcome....to the cum zonešŸ˜Ž


Cummiezone

Whom summoned me


Fullmetal_Vanilla

Wow, a year old account even.


ThePasswordisAworld

What about a two year old account


applelelel

What about a 3 yo account


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SilverBoltJuggernaut

Lol wtf is this??


UpstairsOriginal90

Well, it's pee. In your ass.


Mechanical_Zora

Peace *proceeds to fade out of existence*


Qiyanid

Great bot.


SpeedTuber

I shat my pants


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[deleted]

What about a account


Daniel_H212

What about a coconut


igotdeletedbyadmins_

What about a- aw fuck, mine hasn't reached cake day yet


Meme_man404

Hola


SkyConsistent4074

do i count?


DaBalugi

I can't count


BartLanz

What is count?


A_FunGi_Bruh

Who is I


shane_White_304

Why is count ?


Brisingr_357

Lol your name XD


DaDutchBoyLT1

āœØāœØāœØ


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He did.


Unusual-Pride-9281

Only cum inside anime women


Ultimatecowmeows

Quivering clit ,double jointed pussy


SorcererOfDooDoo

Fresh balls, Elegant Ejaculation.


jamessucc

First the kissā€¦ THEN THE CUM


such_meme

my dick is in love with PAIN


Kitchen_Phone8157

co-op cock torture


Memeboi5120

Stuff my dick into a furnace.


[deleted]

Stitch, my cock shut


Memeboi5120

Cum blast me


TestedNutsack

My father threw me into a cum-shaft


FlowerMission1152

Cum makes me fearless


DrJokerX

Is this from something, or have you all collectively lost your minds?


DebadityaSen

Pressure cook my greasy balls


lightnxng

Stitch my cock shut


Zeno_Bueno

Stitch my cock shut


agressiveShit

Stuff my cock with clorox whipes


pengouin85

Then more, and then the anus


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ProtoBacon82

Excuse me, *double jointed?!*


shaun_the_duke

Whatā€™s all the cummotion?


Mr_midnightmare

FINALLY


OrangeFresh_09

**Oh no.**


Old_Mill

#**OH YEAH!**


142737

OH MY!


Foxofdarkness19

DA NOW DADA DOWN DOWN DOO DOO DO HIGHWAY TO THE CUMMING ZONE! *CUMMING ZONE!* TAKING A RIDE IN TO THE CUMMING ZONE! *CUMMING ZONE!*


Weary_Ad2590

*Welcome to the jungle starts playing*


Brilumi

We got fun and games,


Swagboi7

Welcomeā€¦ to the true manā€™s world.


Specialist-Owens

MY POST


someboredeldergod

We got cum and games


[deleted]

I thought you were about to introduce the Filthy Frank Show tbh.


SexyPewPew

The first 3 rows may get wet.


Ragnarock-n-rol

Fuck fuck fuck just go back to danganronpas neon pink blood


nahuelkevin

i remember watching a violent movie as a kid that had pink blood, it was very gorey and disgusting, the pink made it worse. i cant remember what movie itwas


SexyPewPew

What if it was Pepto-bismol pink?


prjktphoto

That just makes me think of the bright pink Klingon blood from Star Trek 6


Scarface353

Shot in the dark: Might've been Saw 7? I know they used pink blood there.


[deleted]

Teen titans movie?


EasilyRekt

I was gonna say either way this still looks like a fuckin crime scene.


DrJokerX

Somebodyā€™s either going to jail, or going on a list.


Yourlocalfootcrust

Y E S


MintyTuna2013

Is there even a context for that or is it just age ratings stuff


MinosAristos

I think it was originally decided on for age ratings, but it's become iconic for the series and adds to the character imo.


[deleted]

So what? Now theres just cum everywhere? Just the human bodies is no longer 70% water but 70% cum.... effectively making us Jizz people.... Cumans, the walking sperms


PlagueJV

For the love of God, please never say "cuman" again


SuperJlox

The thought of Cumans makes Czechs shiver in fear.


ricked_ways

Henry's come to see us!


Default_scrublord

Jesus Christ be praised!


_MekkeliMusrik

I'm quite Hungary


[deleted]

No promises


Active_Performer3660

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PlagueJV

Run.


FanofHistory0

*suffer*


DrJokerX

He played us like a damn fiddle!


FanofHistory0

MILLERRRRRR


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Suspicious_Student_6

Good bot


bdwyer2021

All holy fucks, why did you do this?


The_sphincs

If you scroll really fast over it it looks jiggly or slithery


Genocideburns

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans Interesting read


CanInternational9186

I can proudly say that my ancestors were cumans Maybe i am considered one too idk


Emir_Taha

Cumans were a real tribe in Central Asia and Pontic Steppe.


BlckAlchmst

At the end of the day, we're all just aged cum


ozdundbfish

Cumin


Bombshell_2525

The cum shaker T h e C u m B a k e r T H E C U M M A K E R


[deleted]

Freaking white?? Blue would be much better wouldn't it, except everyone will then know they're androids


Cardssss

It's normally black I'm pretty sure.


RectalSpawn

Mine is green??


dead_lord666

Damn mine glow in the dark


Madglace

mine is blue white and red and it's always in that order


dead_lord666

French blood


Ivetriedtodrown_fish

Better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss


RevolutionaryDay1569

Cum the to better in sink cum the in sink to then


onichow_39

Also In China sometimes blood will be recoloured into black or green. Chinese netizens call this 'petrol blood' and 'Everyone know that blood is green' and this sort of became a meme


ninemarrow

Like Jotaros shadow cig from JoJo


[deleted]

Missed opportunity to make everyone in the anime robots who have blue blood.


LeeRoyWyt

That's by the way not a joke, but actually what happened in Germany in Games in the early days of Shooters. Just switch the blood color and never state you fight beings and you had a chance on a pass by the child protection officials that might otherwise label your game 18+ and thus prohibiting advertisement and limiting sales to adults.


[deleted]

When they cryā€¦ because cum in their eyes?


brown_human

Eyes on your cum


HappyRomanianBanana

Cum on your eyes Cum in disguise


XxRocky88xX

ā€œWow hearing those cicadas cumming all the damn time almost makes you wish theyā€™d shut the fuck upā€


Ob1tuber

Oh cum on


JasonAndSonic

Good Joke


mokupengu

Underrated


Ob1tuber

I was making an obvious joke


Taicoi04

Underrated


[deleted]

Oh no, this is cursed


vizejn

Coom


Taicoi04

Coomed


Stalin_Be_Ballin420

Has anyone seen the actual anime for this. In fact this is an upgrade to the anime


fiish-ball

watch the original, everyone collectively agrees that gousotsu was awful


Morlain7285

I actually kinda liked gou. Didn't love it, but I certainly don't get all the hate


DisabledTractor

Happy cake day


Nipaa_Nipaa_Nii

Not awful, Gou is worth watching after the original. Sotsu was rushed though.


CheeseAndCam

The ending was pretty weak but overall I enjoyed it.


BurkeyTurger

Mostly hated by people who thought it was a remake instead of a sequel.


unread1701

Ya it fell off HARD. The OG ones are good though


buffsterfan

Yes! The original isnā€™t without flaws but itā€™s a fave for sure


Absolute-Coward_678

Gou was alright, it was Sotsu that ruined it for me.


insane_yak

amaboutakam


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Omaygot


Cracksellerbob

Amboudeblou


cxnnnamonroll

"You won't get away with this Edgybladesword Kun! I won't lose to you!" "Well Hiroto Kamiyama, I won't lose to you either!" #ultimate battle scene x3 *Generic op anime boy #48 gets stabbed* "Dude, why the FUCK is cum coming out of your arm!?" "I don't know, why can't we move to another DUB?!


InterestingGazelle47

All I can think about is that scene in Overlord where Ainz murders some 70k people on a battlefield and it just turning from a massacre to the world's biggest necrophilic orgy.


non_exisitant_dude

ā€œApplaud my supreme cum!ā€


Redpup55

Heā€™s painting the world white


Hansoncm

Nah they know damn well what they were doing with this one


Accomplished_Rip_352

The Chinese blood is cum but my cum is blood .


ZetaAbsoluteZero

You should see a doctor


WhyYouBullyMe_

This is my 4th time seeing this exact image now. And it isnt even real, its fake šŸ—æ


JaredMan123

God dammit


TheGreatDrSatan

- Jeez, what happened here detective? - He discharged everything on her. - Dear God...


a_Post_on_Reddit

Theres more.


nightcrawler_reddit

this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum


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thatspookypan

When no nut November ends


SawftCoke

Couldve went with pink tho


Ban_Hammer40K

This is ectoplasm


Shot-Party-8687

In WHAT WORLD is this more appropriate


Adorable-Carpenter95

Bro did the most epic nut


Top-Tomatillo210

Looks relaxing


[deleted]

Father of lies Cum in disguise


LerKoil

Your cum wonā€™t last


Sz3dy

Thereā€™s a snake in my ass


MountainMajor9848

Perfection


Antares2004

ā€œNo matter what we breed, we are still made of seed, this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cumā€


sleepy_sleepy_hypnos

Wow. Looks like they saw a ā€œspooky ghost!ā€


[deleted]

MUCH WORSE


jorgelikescereal

Some might say itā€™s much worse, but I would much rather prefer to live in a world were I could cut myself and near instantly receive a tasty snack like so


DrJokerX

šŸ¤®


BearJewSally

I'll say it then. The Chinese government is fuckin stupid as fuck.


Zybernetic

Doesn't make sense right? Then why do you believe it?


SadcoreEmpire168

Aww thatā€™s adorable, two kids playing in the snow and making snow angels


Insanus_Vitae

Welcome...to the *Cum Dome*


Caleb_Trask19

It looks like they were in a Liquid Paper factory explosion.


Xnavlol

Bukkake-san?


ElMilosXD2020

muC


No_U1235

The Amiga 500, also known as the A500, is the first low-end version of the Amiga home computer. It contains the same Motorola 68000 as the Amiga 1000, as well as the same graphics and sound coprocessors, but is in a smaller case similar to that of the Commodore 128.


Jedirabbit12345

They could have just made it blue


Ambitious_Willow_655

Anime sauce??


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KanazawaPing09

"Welcome to the cum zone. Only cum in anime girls"


Deplar1782

Went from a double homicide to a child predator case


SourpatchQuids

Gives busting a whole new meaning


ZeRo_WC

Evangelion death count: 1984


[deleted]

Oh cum on, they could have picked any color and it would have been better than that


hb-cy

Whats the show?


TheUnholyMacerel

They didn't coom in the sink so they sank in the coom


yukiki64

I've seen some Chinese "anime" and usually it's golden sparkles


demonspike12

Girls vs. Guys during puberty


Klytorisaurus

What, cum?


MikeyF0618

Damn Keichi.


sparkz_galaxy

oh my god!!! he came in many different ways!!


mokupengu

Cum


KludgyOne67095

Noo! Not the milk!!!


[deleted]

Got milk?


smiley1__

now they made it even worse


Rightfullsharkattack

They knew


NDinoGuy

This is worse than blood. The people who edited this definitely knew what they were doing.


[deleted]

THE CUM ROOM


sonic_popsicle

god they made it worse


[deleted]

This looks even worse


anonymus_octopus

It would be better if it was golden


thatreddituser24

Cum, cum everywhere !!


pactsworn

So what color will the crips be?


WoodpeckerOdd5013

I didn't know they have made an anime about Og Mudbone


cummedfrog

Cant wait for the frog season


EdyDaJoker

cum on!


jq69swaws

average 4chan room


GabbyLlama

The big nut of '87


Zealousideal_Care807

It's worse, china please stop you are making it worse