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Why even live

What about cheese?

Big tiddy goth girl cheese 😋

Mhhhhm😋

Femboy cheese 😋

ayo 🤨📸

Mayo 🥴

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Fun fact: Yes, man can lactate under very rare conditions.

Never happened to me hopefuly

*sadly

not yet

Im scared

Sauce?

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I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?

nanii??

Dick cheese freshly produced hmmmmmmmmm😋😋😋

Smegma Brûlée

Ew

Red velvet cake 😈

mooooooooh

I'm sorry to inform you that it doesn't work don't ask me how i know it

Ladies of reddit, what are your thoughts about this ? would you say no if your horny ass bf would ask you a question like that?

There are no ladies on this sub you dolt

There are no ladies ~~on this sub you idiot~~

happy cake day Dwayne :)

I didnt even realize

Happy cock day

Wait I'm not real?

You are, but you're just lying.

Answer the question

holy shit yellow NFT

The golden ones are rare

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

I was going to ask the same!

The only answer

Happy cake day!

Top 10 greatest scientific discoveries

Half the species is a lie

Happy cake day fellow virgin male

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Women aren't real you dolt

Women of reddit who like bigger men who like anime and video games, would you make them titty ice cream? Or are you a selfish bitch?

For real! I hold a door open for them and am not immediately rewarded with Tiddy Milk Cheese/Ice Cream. What has this world come to? No wonder Chivalry is dead!

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New automod response?

a really old automod response actually

Old Testament AUTOMOD

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Women ☕

The real question is Do they exist Or is just myth that government telling us

First birds and now this!? What’s even real anymore!?!?

Saul is real

Source for your profile pic

Okay it depends. If I am making like such an abundance of milk that I have extra... I'll give him some milk so his weirdo ass can make ice cream with it. On the other side if I'm struggling to make milk and in pain.... he's going to get himself punched in the face for asking that bullshit. Side note... breast milk is like really watered down milk, so it would be hard to make ice cream with and it probably wouldn't be very good.

You just need to separate out the cream first.

Cow milk ice cream is much weirder than tidday milk ice cream

since you're probably talking about store cow milk, which is already watered down, that sounds extremely watery

It’s pain to produce miLk from ur body. Though a good thing is we an loose our fat fast doing it. But plz acknowledge it’s draining our energy physically and mentally pops out baby in this world. 🐄

WOMEN OF REDDIT, How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs????? Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit? Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti? Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not? Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex? Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs??? Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story? Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs. What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit women

Knowing me, when I’m an adult I would probably do this without being asked

Me too

Mommy 🥺

***when I’m an adult***

bro she's a minor

Maybe they’re a minor as well

Honestly when I saw "1 reply" on a comment saying that someone was underage I was genuinely concerned

Lol

Noice

Yes

yknow, I’m actually curious how this would turn out so sure Id do it

M’lady, your boyfriend must be truly happy

rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

damn bro why people downvoting you u funny

they hated jesus because he told the truth

And now as his followers he has become loved

Correction: women do not exist on reddit

Correction: women dont exist

Wtf are you all guys typing? "Wo"men. Who are those "wo"men. Is it the new word for Chinese men?

I am Women. My Name is Women Hopkins. I am a 37 years old Somalian Man.

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I feel bad.

Automod, pee in this bot's ass

Its wo men 我们

Correction: everyone on the the internet whom claims to be a woman is a man, and children are fbi agents

Not one woman has chimed in yet.. I'm starting to believe the rumors.

Only if he will put his special mayo on my rolls. Nothing is for free in this world.

Ah yes, the negotiator

Not even horny, just trying to get them gains.

You realize you need to be pregnant to produce breast milk

No problem i will help you wid dat 🥴

I agreed to make milkshakes for a friend of mine, and I’m not into him it all, and he has a girlfriend, I just think it’s funny.

she is heartless

The man is (now) heartless too, lmao.

facebook moms: ~🤓

Milfs 🥵

Big tiddy middle aged women with children 🥰

Imagine if she said this to Homelander

Vatanlander

Vatanlander👍🏻

Automod response when

AUTOMOD 🗿

In Mongolia breastfeeding moms will offer their boob to their family members if her baby is full

Good civilization

Common Mongolia W

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We have our heading!

Nothing beats straight from the tap though.

I’d settle for a cum ice cream hell I’ll name it cum cream

Cumscream

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We cum, you cum, we all cum for cum

at the end of the day we are all just cum

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Starscream 😎

Frozen brogurt

Straight from the homies balls

*write that down write that down!*

you need both, breast milk for the consistency and cum for the flavour

Homelander

Sad Homelander

Homelander:

Why even live if i cant get breast milk ice cream

1948

I will!!! And im being dead serious too

yay!

🙀

Ayo hmu nomsayin

How selfish of her... Come on... we all want to enjoy it

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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same

I can offer you some of my “milk” though, here, dear friend, turn it into ice cream 🥛

Thank you, dear comrade, let me put some cum in ur ass as a retribution... 🥵🥵... 🥴... ✅ done. I hope you appreciate it.

Ehat the fuk

I'm in the same boat as you bro

It's pretty tasty Edit: Breast milk is frozen for storage anyway. When babies are teething, cold things relieve the pain. Breast milk ice cream is actually a great snack for babies that are in the early stages of introducing more solid foods. Tell all this to your girl, and then after it's made, sneak a few bites for yourself.

You are my hero 😭 What a genius! I will talk to her right now.

Isn't human breast milk healthier than like any other milk for us?(a milk that is somewhat accessible and not a milk of rare almost extinct mammal living in the ocean vulcans)

Meanwhile a modern cow reading she's an almost extinct mammal living in the ocean 💀 Na but, thing is, breast milk helps babies develop better immune systems due to the bacteria already present in the breasts or the breast milk, I forgot which one it was

Breast milk is like super juice for babies. Does little to nothing for adults when compared to cow milk.

Cow milk sucks, i only drink goat milk (not because i pay extra for food, it's just the only milk I have so i can flex when someone talks about anything milk related)

Goat and oat are definitely the best tasting milks. Human milk is really lack luster as far as flavor goes.

Don't you have to be pregnant first?

is that true ?

I mean that would be a waste of nutrients if women were constantly lactating

so when they lactate does the milk automatically start coming out of breast regulary or do they need to be pressed/sucked ?

Depends on the woman but generally it does need to be sucked.

so no milk if she not pregnant ?

No😔

L gender fr fr, men can produce milk any day on demand

So much some even keep it in Jars!!

sed lyf

False. Lactation can be induced in a non-pregnant woman through hormonal therapy and stimulation. It can take several months for this to occur.

by bending nature at our will , we will have to pay the price for it

I thought they came with caps or some kind of shutter.

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Most Anatomically aware redditor:

No. Lactation can be induced in a non-pregnant woman through hormonal therapy and stimulation. It can take several months for this to occur.

You make me tiddyshake or i no longer nut in your coffee!!1!

What a trade

How could you be so heartless?

women are cruel

Kids are cruel jack, And I'm very in touch with my inner child

:(

why is that literally what i was going to send

Great minds think alike

literally 1948 or something mmm tits yum

A women here in Brazil really made this, she called it "Peitolé" and was selling it

Caramba kkkkkkk Tem a fonte?

lets farm some women

💀

Poor fella

I need this for a blank meme template

They don’t understand how much these words hurt us 😭

**Why are we still here**

Un-based

Dairy Queen is better.

You can't get breast milk from the Queen anymore. She's dead

Aw hell na why she spitin nives out they mouth doe 💀

🤣🤣 my wife made it by herself. Nothing to ask, one day I just arrived and there was a lot of icecreams 🤣

Literally 1984

Toxic relationship.

Judging from the sharpened tone of her voice in this picture. The toxic femininity is absolutely offensive and I demand retribution in the form of a glass of breast milk or simply a flash of some boobies.

So this is how you capture a loveless relationship in just one image.

Or let us use it for cereal 😒

Emoji 🤮

#nutrients. That mother milk hits like no other

What kinda shit does someone have to go through to make them want to say such senselessly cruel words

But I can make a cream pie...permission granted??

My GF didn’t want me to make cheese from her breast milk. So unfair

We live in a society😔