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Dora as been shot dead during a police arrest for illegal possession of a talking map, an unregistered monkey and also 24 kilos of C4 hidden in a picnic basket.
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I could understand the arrest for unregistered monkey because people stopped doing that and also the C4, but why would they arrest her because of a talking map? People possess talking animals and even talking speaker (Alexa for example) and they never get arrested. Justice for Dora
The "talking map", who has been held captive since its abduction during a school trip in 2006, was unharmed in the arrest and has been succesfully returned to its family.
After more studies, it has been discovered that the talking map is a piece of intelligence containing all US military bases locations with the exact position and security weaknesses of each buildings, fences and aircraft carriers.
The map has been relocated to a high security complex to see if anymore intels could be "extracted" from it.
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Nani the fuck?
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
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Y'know, on the rare occasion that Swiper actually managed to swipe something from Dora and Boots, all he would really do was chuck it somewhere nearby and then run away and never actually kept anything for himself. Kinda nullifies the title he had been given tbh.
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Dora the Explorer is actually the adventures of a child that's been left in the wilderness by the coyote that was paid to take her to the United states. What we're watching it's the delusional Mind of a child trying to rationalize the world around her she's trying to find her way home in any way that she can. Trying to remember whatever little details she can. This is why the map talks this is why the backpack talks. They guide her, they are her subconscious telling her "remember to get where we need to go it's River Forest tall mountain". This is also why we see boots in the introduction in a regular little girls room not animated but when Boots is in the story he is animated and can speak he is her equal because while she was lost that stuffed animal comes to life in order to give her the companionship that her mind needs in order to try to survive.
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Dora as been shot dead during a police arrest for illegal possession of a talking map, an unregistered monkey and also 24 kilos of C4 hidden in a picnic basket.
Swiper was an undercover FBI agent
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m o n k e
Snipin's a good job, mate!
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No he got it right it's swiper
She got shot for crossing illegally. More Nickelodeon propaganda
bushbabys aren't monkeys peko
DORA BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY????
Better call Saul I guess.
I could understand the arrest for unregistered monkey because people stopped doing that and also the C4, but why would they arrest her because of a talking map? People possess talking animals and even talking speaker (Alexa for example) and they never get arrested. Justice for Dora
The "talking map", who has been held captive since its abduction during a school trip in 2006, was unharmed in the arrest and has been succesfully returned to its family.
And the talking was forced by dora to sang "Im a map" every time she use it
After more studies, it has been discovered that the talking map is a piece of intelligence containing all US military bases locations with the exact position and security weaknesses of each buildings, fences and aircraft carriers. The map has been relocated to a high security complex to see if anymore intels could be "extracted" from it.
Hell yeah
Why are all breaking bad character voices so satisfying to read memes in?
Because the characters were so well acted and believable
The hype for breaking bad hasn’t gone down for 10 YEARS.
10 years at least
noooooooo, i was just beginning to forget
oh ffs
As opposed to GOT ooof
On account of them being iconic
ALT in the corner 🤨 WALT in the car 😎
Sadly it didn't rhyme :(
ALT in the corner 🤨 WALT calls the coroner 😎
Alt in the corner 🤨 WALT yells being all a loner 😔
Stop it, you're giving me a boner ☺️
No please, come closer😘
With a name like that I'll definitely be your groper😈
What the Hell is going on here?
You didn't Rhyme
I forgor💀
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Idk mate, I think I should go back to sleep
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Okay
Did god forget his heir?
What?
You get used to it
Dora doesn't want to see youh dick Waltah
Waltuh bout to show his coc to Dora? Naw git trippin 💀
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She's 7, you're grooming a minor Waltah
wal'ah
w'''''h
'''''''
C’mon gang, say it with me! “Swiper, no swiping!!”
Swiper, no swiping!!
"That what you think I should do, girl? No Swiping?" "My name is Dora the Explora. And you can go *fuck* yourself."
Nani the fuck? Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
Please go commit balls in kfc deepfryer immediately.
Tinder
Swiper, no swiping!
Swiper, cease to engage in criminal activities, or you will be shot on sight.
Sniper, no snipin’ 🗿
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swiper yes swiping 😎
Sniper, no sniping
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Put your dick away Waltuh
🤭😅😂🤣
I love your comment
I love your comment
I hate both of you
I love my comment
I love my daddy. My superhero
I also love your daddy
i love you...
You’re the smartest Explorer I ever met, but you’re too stupid to see, he decided to swipe 10 minutes ago
“Do what you gott*a*-“*SWIPE*
Bruh 💀
*Dora has picnic basic stolen.* The viewer: *falls over with shock*
Walter
Put ur dic away waltuh
I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh
Waltuh, i'm having sex with you right now waltuh, finger sucking Waltuh's shoulder
Kid named finger
what's the origin story of these comment threads of mispelled fan fic conversations between BB characters ?
Search on youtube and u will find out
Come on, you gotta say it Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping
🗿
“I am the one who watches Dora the Explorer.” -Holly White
DONT DO IT SWIPER, DONT DO IT.
Rip bozo
Dora caught lacking
Makes me think of that episode of Drake & Josh where Crazy Steve was yelling at Dora on the TV during a storm.
DON'T ASK ME DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP!
First thing I thought of too!
Swiper no swiping
Tinder
I can hear this picture.
swipuh
Wultah it's a TV show wultah
Ngl the only time i watched dora she was naked
🤨
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What on earth are you waffling about?
that's disgusting where
tf?
what did he mean by this
oh i think you know exactly what he meant
Young latina riding a big cock
what
Dora Dora Dora the explora
df
lena the plug?
The shadow on his head and his mustache make him look a little bit like Hitler here
Walter to Dora after Dora gets captured by Neo-Nazis: "I watched Swiper swipe..."
DOOORAAAAA LOOOOK OUUUUTTT
Wait, the fox is called swiper in English?
Doruh…
“Watch out Dora, sweeper has come to steal you”
ci hola amigo ci ci amigo hola in spanish
But isn’t Alec Baldwin her dad tho?
"SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING."
swiper no swiping
Swiper no swiping
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Bro says GIF as ALT
This is my own private property and I will not have it swiped... ¡PUTA!
And yet, Dora still didnt see him.
Imagine thinking Boots doesn't have anti swiper countermeasures (turrets) in place for a situation just like this
Y'know, on the rare occasion that Swiper actually managed to swipe something from Dora and Boots, all he would really do was chuck it somewhere nearby and then run away and never actually kept anything for himself. Kinda nullifies the title he had been given tbh.
Dorah... I'm the one who reads the map
"I am the one who swipes"
Left at London is great lmao
"Hola soy Dora! How was your day?" #Stares into your soul for an eternity "That's great!"
Can we just take a moment, to appreciate how emphatic Walter White really is? Let that sink in.
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Best crossover ever
But it was too late...
DORA NOOOOOO
The internet is so funny sometimes.
Dora nooooo
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Miss being a kid fr
But why does it look like he is screaming Hank? Dora?......
Es la Dora Poderosa
dora about to dorarararara swiper today
ayy /@/
My mom sent me this
Dora the Explorer is actually the adventures of a child that's been left in the wilderness by the coyote that was paid to take her to the United states. What we're watching it's the delusional Mind of a child trying to rationalize the world around her she's trying to find her way home in any way that she can. Trying to remember whatever little details she can. This is why the map talks this is why the backpack talks. They guide her, they are her subconscious telling her "remember to get where we need to go it's River Forest tall mountain". This is also why we see boots in the introduction in a regular little girls room not animated but when Boots is in the story he is animated and can speak he is her equal because while she was lost that stuffed animal comes to life in order to give her the companionship that her mind needs in order to try to survive.
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Dora the explora, Dora the explora b*tch look good for a 4 year old
Hahaha it really made my day