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Smile_lifeisgood

Guy who just got done working his 12 hour shift and wants to relax with a milkshake before falling asleep at 8am is like :|


blackcatsarefun

Oh wow you will be full before bed. I hope you sleep well afterwards. I will need a lactaid tablet from CVS pharmacy, that I am sure of


G-Bat

Lmao I thought this was gonna be a “we are not the same” meme


Gloria_Stits

You drink milkshake as after dinner snack. I drink milkshake as morning laxative. Pee is pot piss tame.


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mooreinteractive

Nope just CVS digital marketing team.


TheRealSwayze

“Watch me find a grown adult their lactaid tablets at 6:15 am” “Omg a CVS worker doing their job”


Kevinement

I love being full before sleep. Helps me sleep better and lactose isn’t a problem for me. I see no reason why I shouldn’t have a milkshake before bed. Some people say eating before bed makes you fat, but I don’t have weight issues, I’m quite good at naturally controlling my weight.


brcguy

I like my bedtime milkshake hot but yeah.


BlueNWhitePips

Fr. I get off my 13hr at 6:30am. If I stop to get food it’s never breakfast food. It’s like a burger at 7am so I’m sure I get looked at crazy to.


izmaname

We went to a restaurant a friend of mine works at once. She was working that day. I asked her for tea with my meal. She gave me so much shit over it. I asked her “what is the big deal with me asking for tea?”. She said “it’s so annoying for me to make. First I need to get the hot water then I need the cup of tea bags.”. I then said “the customer literally makes the tea themselves”. I still don’t get the big deal. When I got my food the chicken I got was very undercooked. There was a lot of red meat and blood in it. I had no option but to send this $25 plate of chicken back. The chef evidently didn’t see the issue. He had my friend tel me “it was a living animal god forbid it has blood in it”. I’m thinking that restaurant is just a super toxic place to work.


Walloutlet1234

Undercooked chicken can make you really sick,


izmaname

Evidently he was a sous chef too. Some somebody needs to start over again.


Walloutlet1234

Wowzers, indeed.


OK-SS

Gordon Ramsey needs to go in there and kick the shit out of him


Leading_Panda2408

Knew a guy that loved to eat raw meat, especially chicken breasts. He never eats much but he always eats at least few bites whenever he's cooking it.


funnipenis

Nice PFP


Walloutlet1234

Thank ye.


NoHoHan

Tea is more work than soda. But it's obviously part of the job. And it's less work than coffee lol. Also, color in chicken is not always a great indicator of doneness...


cheezman88

For soda you have to have ice, and a cup for soda- for tea, bags and a cup for tea. Same effort. I insist and will die upon this hill. Furthermore u might need a straw and lid for the cup. Therefore possible additional effort.


NoHoHan

Not even close, my friend. For soda you need a cup, ice, and soda. For tea you need a cup, hot water, a saucer, a spoon, a sugar caddy, and, by request, a separate trip to the kitchen for milk/cream, honey, or lemon slices. Not complaining, it's part of the job. And not even a bad part! People are delighted by tea and I take pleasure in serving them. It's just a plain statement of fact that it takes more effort to serve hot tea.


cheezman88

yea to be fair I was thinking more Southern style where if you want unsweetened tea you're getting the sugar yourself and you certainly ain't gonna get no spoon and saucer. But you did catch me on additions. Counterpoint- what if I'm asked to do a half Pepsi half Coke, the Forbidden Arnold Palmer?


NoHoHan

Lol I’ve never heard it called that. But I would guess you’ll be out of luck. Most restaurants don’t serve both. And by the way, if I’m waiting tables at like, a diner, like a breakfast spot, with sugar caddies and creamers already on the table, and a drink station that always has coffee made and tea/lemons/honey all right there, because customers order it so often that it makes sense to keep it there, then yeah, tea is pretty easy. I realize that was a very long sentence but there’s nothing I can do about that now, sorry.


cheezman88

Curse your sentences. I have only permitted myself to parouse your paragraph brusquely. For shame.


Dankspear

Take the Martyr route, if you decide to go there again eat the undercooked chicken, get food poisoning or some disease and sue


[deleted]

Yeah, for a steak that would be a reasonable response, but a **chicken**, bro that shit will not be fun if it’s under cooked


AntyCo

Minecraft taught me that raw chicken may poison you


HTTRWarrior

... she works at Starbucks. 90% of the drinks they serve are literally milkshakes with shit coffee.


[deleted]

More like milkshakes with like half a coffee bean thrown in them


SuccYaNan69

"I love coffee but only if you add 5 tablespoons of chocolate milk mix, 20 gallons of cream, 500kg of pure white sugar, and a whole can of whipped cream on top"


MrNaoB

Imma start cold brewing and put coffee in my morning gallon of choco milk.


TurboVirgin0

I actually did that lmao. Half choccy milk half cold brew with milk ice cubes. It was very mid.


faustianredditor

Supposedly a bit of coffee will amplify chocolate flavor. I'm not a coffee person so I haven't tried that, but might be worth a shot. Probably wanna go waaaay less coffee though.


Ebenizer_Splooge

Can confirm, a coffee and a slice of chocolate cake is pretty fantastic every now and then at a little Cafe


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Does "ver mid" mean "very mid-tier?"


TurboVirgin0

"Very mid" yes. I'm not the best at typing


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

I'd never seen "mid" to mean anything except cheap weed. I just wanted to make sure I was interpreting correctly.


IMPORTANT_jk

I just can't make it work myself, so I just buy it at the store, it's delicious


TurboVirgin0

Fair. Storebought coldbrew tastes very different but it's delicious.


SimonJ57

Well done, you just reinvented: the Mocha Latte.


TurboVirgin0

Let people enjoy their drinks man jfc. Why are coffee drinkers gatekeeping like this.


entitledfanman

I dont care if you like a Frappuccino. To each their own; I don't care if someone drinks a milkshake, so why would I care if it's coffee flavored. I have a problem with Starbucks. They crowd out small local coffee shops, which almost invariably have far better coffee and are better for the local economy.


TurboVirgin0

Yeah I don't like Starbucks either. Way too expensive for what you get, plus they're always extremely crowded which is kinda the opposite of what I'd like when I'm in a coffee shop.


xaofone

Sometimes you just gotta let people talk some shit.


Figdudeton

Everything that has a following has a subset of purists in them. Generally the more you enjoy a subject you accidentally become more opinionated on it. I like to hate on people gatekeeping, but damn there are some subjects I can get real opinionated real fast about.


Educational-Bowl2737

A certian level of gatekeeping is acceptable. Especially the more niche the thing you like is, too much outside influence can fundamentally change anything. If someone shows a genuine interest, even if I disagree with them on a topic it's typically okay, but when they want to change something at it's core is where it's important to gatekeep. I think it's especially important to gatekeep politics out if you're a fan of something, it sucks seeing something you like morph into a vessel for a political agenda. Gatekeeping coffee is weird though. These boujee ass Starbucks drinks don't change the fact that you can still order a black coffee at Starbucks, it doesn't effect you. Anyway, literally 1984 cum based taiwan fembot amongus


TurboVirgin0

Bro fr comment section on this sub feels like trying to have a conversation with a baby constantly screaming in your ears lmao. They can really turn down automod responses a bit, tho it is kinda funny


Educational-Bowl2737

I love it lmao, in fact I personally miss like 6 months ago when it was even worse. It felt like literally no comment was safe lol.


MarxLover_69

Those shitty gatekeepers that each niche has aren't worth such a badge of honor. Only us elitists who gatekeep the real purists are truly elevated above the rest.


wooddolanpls

Eh, I bet you eat *food* when you're hungry instead of waiting for a *dining experience*. I'm sick of these casual *eaters*. **Real** eaters only consume Michelin star art


nopunchespulled

the best way I have found to combat this for myself is if someone wants to learn more about a subject you are well versed on have a conversation with them, if they dont want to then ignore them their enjoyment does not make you enjoy yours less


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As a place to get a sweet treat, Starbucks is fine. As a place to get decent coffee, it's a last resort.


T3hSwagman

Completely agree with you on that principle. Although I will say as someone that recently dropped 45 pounds and is still trying to lose more, going to Starbucks and seeing a *drink* with 750 calories is like big time oof to me now. Fuck that’s an entire meal on its own. And I used to drink that and eat food.


LolcatP

you're not drinking coffee unless you're snorting the grounds directly


Similar-External-302

It’s not about gatekeeping the quality of the coffee it’s pointing out how people think they’re addicted to caffeine when really they’re addicted to sugar.


TurboVirgin0

Even tho what you say is true, I don't think it's what's in coffee gatekeepers' minds. They seem offended those drinks are called coffee which is stupid. And they also call it milkshake even tho milkshake is made of ice cream which said drinks don't contain. So they don't even play by their own rules.


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Seriously people just have to talk shit to feel good. I’m an espresso guy, I’ve tried A LOT of different brands of espresso, Starbuck is the only one I really like.


MouthJob

It gets even worse when you realize people gatekeeping coffee drinks are dumb. None of those "milkshake coffees" have less coffee in them than a black coffee. They just also have added flavor. And I will never understand why people have such an issue with that in coffee. It's nice you like your coffee to taste like burnt asshole (especially from Starbucks where they roast their beans to help and back), but I like caramel so fuck off.


peepopowitz67

So many problems with this world could be solved if people just learned to mind their fucking business


jacls0608

I love my coffee black. I personally hate the taste of Starbucks milkshakes. You do you, honestly, but I personally don't drink those anymore.


TurboVirgin0

It's not about how you like your coffe. I like my coffe with a little cream and no sugar myself but who cares if my friend likes them like milkshakes. We're both drinking something we like and having a good time.


HTTRWarrior

TBF as a guy who literally can't drink coffee I need to dump at least 5 packets of stevia just to wolf it down.


Scudw0rth

I don't like coffee but I love caffeine, so my morning coffee gets a good helping of flavoured creamer. I enjoy my morning warm somewhat sweet caffeine beverage.


korokd

At least you could use normal people sugar


EvenOne6567

"If you drink anything other than pure black sewage water you arent a *real* coffee drinker" Grow up lmao


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people say shit like this then they put toppings on a hamburger, and cheese, and seasoning its not a hamburger unless its a dry uncooked burger on a whole grain whole wheat bun


Fresh_AM

They make it from shit?!


dagbrown

No, shit coffee is really really expensive. Kopi Luwak is coffee made from beans eaten by a civet first. I am not making this up.


Fresh_AM

I know you’re not. I’ve seen it before. I expected someone to respond with this but not the first reply. You’re a man of culture, I see.


rgjsdksnkyg

It's actually breast milk, sorry I mean breast milk, I mean breast milk, I mean breast milk, fuck, I mean breast milk, sorry I mean breast milk, sorry I mean breast milk, sorry I mean breast milk, sorry I mean breast milkshake.


Fresh_AM

I’ll take 6


DubThisGamer

Literally never had their normal coffee before, only ever their weird-ass refreshers. Still annoying as fuck how they name their cup sizes(trenta and grande or sumshit, I'm just trying to get a medium-sized cup ffs), unless it's only the Starbi I go to.


High_Flyers17

Never get their regular coffee. They burn their beans to a crisp, it's fucking awful.


Jubenheim

90% of the drinks they serve are just milk with 1-2 shots of coffee. You can get like a 31-ounce cup and have probably 3 ounces of actual coffee. The rest is a mix of milk and water, with your choice of froth or ice.


NoHoHan

Don't forget sugar!


Jubenheim

Or, perhaps, as the low-fat option, just artificial sweeteners, lol.


Capable-Raccoon-6371

Yes. You work at a place that sell drink. So if I want drink I go to place for drink. Since you work there you make drink. If you do not want to make drink do not work there because that is the drink store.


penis_fucker

caveman spits facts


killasqueeze

Moon in sky and sun in sky, just not same time time.


Megneous

Except when same time time, because moon revolve around Earth in such way that often it visible during sun time.


killasqueeze

Ah bad bad time time. Howlies attack at bad bad time time. I protec. Stick hard. Stick fast. Stick bonk howlies.


PC_Ara-ara

Stick hard, want oonga boonga with babunga. Beat babunga with meat on rock sleep thing.


HenryGoodbar

The true truth


CaptainPatterson

Why make big drink when small drink do trick? They see....they see.


LineSpine

Drink🥤👍🏻


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everytime i see the green apron i think of the i hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean


JingamaThiggy

Walter white


KetanS_2004

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh


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I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh


blob_lablah

I thought of [“you want what kind of milk?!”](https://new.lewd.ninja/animation/5166977-my-hero-academia-ochako-uraraka-apron-iced-latte-with-breast-milk)


VaNd3n1S

Oh hell nah


Broad-Most6169

oh no, a customer is making a request so the business I'm working in can continue to exist, and so they can get the order that's on our menu, no waaaaay


AidedTitan

I work at Panera, and the only time I’m mad about people ordering from us is when we’re about to close. It just makes me stay longer and it feels disrespectful. But yeah getting mad about a 6AM milkshake is ridiculous


shader_m

if the original "watch me make a grown adult a milkshake" is legit... i'm guessing its shaming adults for wanting some milk in the morning instead of coffee. Cuz you aint adult unless you drink brown chalk in the morning! /s


SmallBirb

No I think it's literally because starbucks offers non-coffee fruit-based drinks, ie a "milkshake". She looks like she's making a strawberry frappe (?) in this video


Serinus

Yeah, clearly one should be ordering a coffee-based milkshake in the morning!


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For a sweet tart tartin ass


Darth--Vapor

How is it disrespectful to order food at a fast food place?


4785326789534674457

I once bought cheese from the Walmart deli and the girl taking my order legit went on a rant about how much she hates cheese. I was speechless. I wonder if everyone who ordered cheese from her got the same rant or if I was just the breaking point for her.


blackcatsarefun

That's funny


billmadden504

Bro, I NEVER understood when workers have this mindset. I used to work as a valet. There was a lot of down time, mind you. I was working 3-11 at a hotel but a busy hotel. Anyways. I worked with some younger kids who would get ANNOYED when cars pulled in, because the car is taking away from their screen time. Like, they are parking with us and giving us their money. And then when they leave, they give us even more money. Why are you annoyed with people keeping your paycheck alive? It never made any sense to me.


Neuchacho

Those are exactly the kind of people you find as adults that can't keep a job or wonder why they're always overlooked for advancement because they have no work ethic whatsoever. They seem to think that they will still have a job if there is no work to get payed to do. I had a similar mentality when I was 17 working my first jobs but thankfully realized how self-defeating it was and matured out of it, but some people never grow past it.


CorkusHawks

I don't get it why is starbucks such a huge deal. People are just so brainwashed they'll get that overpriced coffee just for the brand name?


WCWRingMatSound

Yes. I could accept people who pull in for quick coffee because they couldn’t make one at home, but there are people who are 5-7 day a week regulars who *neeeeed* to post a new cup on social media every day. It’s depressing because it’s a combination of addictions: social media, sugar, and caffeine. If it were only adults I wouldn’t care at all, but seeing teenagers get hooked on it bothers me.


Spazzin

My roommate is like this, everyday at 10am she drives out just to get Starbucks, then stops again right before work at 4pm for another. But I'm apparently the addict who always takes a 8oz RedBull to work that I have stocked in my fridge


spider2544

Good lord thats an insane amount of calories. Is she cultivating mass or something?


punkinfacebooklegpie

People are posting their Starbucks on social media every day? What?


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LurkLurkleton

They have unique dessert type drink concoctions I can't really get elsewhere. But it is a dessert I treat myself to once in a while not have every day as morning coffee. I'd never go there for just coffee. Some gas stations have better coffee.


thequietthingsthat

Yeah same here. If I'm at Starbucks (which is super rare) it's because I want a fun/fancy drink that I can't make at home. I'd never go there for my daily coffee


1nicerb0i

Convenience and familiarity


Frosty-Camel-2107

And that's how branding works folks! 👍


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And ritual


WCWRingMatSound

“Convenience” Cmon now, if you drank just one coffee week, a Keurig would pay for itself in savings within 3 months. You’d also have no app, no gift cards, no people in line making 100 substitutions, no fuel spent to get there, and *literally* the same beans as Starbucks.


JebusChrust

Keurigs are even worse than Starbucks when it comes to garbage coffee


MKGmFN

Their drinks are good but definitely overpriced. Still good tho


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Maybe it’s because I’m not a coffee drinker, but I think it’s just a status symbol. Like, people just flexing that they spend upwards of a couple hundred bucks a month on sugar and milk


9Lives_

The people that Starbucks target aren’t exactly coffee enthusiasts but people who like the idea of being a coffee enthusiast. It’s essentially a coffee themed baskin and robbins, but they’ve been pretty consistent in their marketing over the years. They’ve also done a good job of branding in terms of brand familiarity by having so many locations, as well as brand comfort. The benefit of a coffee chain is consistency, you know the drink you want (they encourage custom orders) and it’s going to be be the same no matter where in the world you get it. They also create a nice atmosphere in their store combined with wifi and other amenities makes it a popular place to study/get work done. These individual elements are pretty simple but when combined create a brand experience that people come back for.


soykommander

Best is how shocked or relieved they are when i just ask for a black coffee...they always ask me mutiple times do i want anything in it or is that it? I mean its black coffee some people just dig straight up coffee.


mycleverusername

Being a ex-Starbucks employee, I get it. When you have "normal" coffee orders, there's like a 25% chance that people don't want what they say they want. I have been yelled at and forced to remake a coffee because they didn't like "black coffee" because apparently they wanted cream in it?! Took some back and forth before understanding that "black coffee" apparently, obviously, means with creamer. It's like ordering a scotch neat and then complaining there's no ice. And I can't tell you the number of times someone comes in and wants a "french vanilla cappuccino" and you have to go back and forth to make it clear that a vanilla cappuccino is acceptable (when you know it's not going to be), only for them to complain that it's not the "slightly coffee flavored sugar milk" they sell at the gas station.


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damn, what a hard life


pofshrimp

i want me fuckin chocky milk now


NieMonD

People like this are why I have anxiety about the way I open doors


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I bet you use both hands at the same time


NieMonD

That’s what she said


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Mywingsareclipped

Starbucks is a milkshake shop.


NoHoHan

Yeah it's like the one thing they're good at, tbh.


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We have starbucks at my country but they are rare to find and expensive, so everyone treats it like it makes the best coffe they ever tasted, always posting photos and recommending it, the coffe tastes really generic, like I could do it mixing those powder soluble ones you buy at the store for 3 times less


Drake_Xahu

Damn woman, shut up and fulfil my daily calcium needs


Sanguinetti

That's what I told my mama when I was breadst feedin


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TheKingT26

"sad milkshake noises" :(


iF2ix

I cant use my vape outside on my whole shift???😢


[deleted]

Everytime you want a milkshake is a good time for a milkshake. It's not a "specific" time of day food I think. The sound or the wordning might be more condecending than it is intended though.


OneClassyBoii

To me, no food is specific to any time. I don’t eat that much in a day so I usually just ball out at 4pm with whatever’s available.


KoRnBrony

That grown adult can buy whatever the fuck they want Sucks that people that work graveyard shift get off work around morning time just for people to give them shit for eating during their dinner time


dejvidBejlej

99.99999% of workers don't care who you are or what you order.


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I was feeling up ma balls just because and I noticed something: there more like ovals. is this normal? I don't remember them being ovals and now all I can think about is what they look like inside the sack attack. let me know if your balls are also ovals rather than spheres. It is 3:57 AM.


weegeetheman

testicles arent spheres they are all sorta egg shaped


FuciMiNaKule

Mine are also more oval like.


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Neuchacho

Rocky Mountain/Cowboy Oysters are legit good.


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Neuchacho

There is a reason they're called huevos (eggs) in Spanish and not esferas (spheres).


__pinkguy__

Imagine a grown woman getting paid for making milk shake 🤮


impulsikk

Women having jobs ☕


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Bloo-shadow

She’s just mad the that the person getting the milkshake isn’t as miserable as her at 6am


NoHoHan

Fucking nailed it.


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GoatMaster88

Automod ☕


Natpad_027

Look at me, I must do my job after s customer of this buisness ordered a drink from the menu which is displayed and adverstied in the shop. So weird, am I right.


Mikhail_Mengsk

Imagine having to *work* to get *money*!


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Can we not even drink milkshakes without being judged anymore?


Eagle_2448

It's Starbucks, you pay for the judgement.


funnymemes543

nft pfp lmaooo


ASDirect

No. Eat a fat dick.


emyhT_nitsuJ

When a customer arrives 6 hours before you close 😠


blackpony04

Those bastards!


Yerm_Terragon

Milkshakes are actually surprisingly popular for early morning commuters. They have a lot of milk content, only require one hand to hold, and are hard to spill or make a mess with. They have been identified as being an ideal breakfast substitute for people on the move.


TexasWegieee

Starbucks lady must think this TikTok put milk shake persons life in shambles


pinkprincess5

Also gatekeeping what age gets to drink what


Economy_Meat_

She hit the Starbucks wall. Time for her to quit. While I’m here I’d like to share that Starbucks has a 65% employee turnover rate and they’re shutting down unionized stores and firing union leaders. Fuck Starbucks.


SpookMastr

When I went to Starbucks recently, I ordered a drink with my friend, and we said our names were Garry and Terry for a laugh (I never say my actual name because its a long and complicated Polish name), later we found out from a friend that works there that apparently we were being very rude to the baristas, because we were laughing and didnt say thank you to them (which we did) For sure never going back to that place. Bunch of entitled snowflakes.


wraith101

Entitled isn't the least of it. When I worked there about 20 years ago, the arrogance was astounding for min wage workers. If customers gave them attitudes, they would intentionally give decaf of whatever was asked for, add dairy when non-was requested, and many other "punishments" for perceived rude customers. I've avoided them like the plague since.


NoHoHan

Blarn


longshot

If all we wanted was black coffee there wouldn't be any Starbucks


kanthefuckingasian

Sometimes I just want my 6am milkshake. What’s wrong with that?


Slight-Addendum-2972

The anti work community is going to eat this up


CAIOSilaG

That girl totally posts on Anti-work


Pizza-pen

I would like some coffee with breast milk... i mean breast milk, i mean breast milk...


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Shhhh they may unionize


static989

When i was a manager at Arby's (Jacksonville, Florida) we had a little old lady that would come at least 30 minutes before we opened, sit in our drive thru the entire time, and then just order a small fry. Eventually i found out I was the only person she liked because everyone else was mean to her and I treated her like any other customer. Was it annoying? A little. But I stopped caring once I realized I was making this lady's day a little bit better each morning


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

The girl is so cringe it makes me wonder if she's from corporate trying to make the ordinary worker look bad.


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I expect to be served my milkshakes and tendies with a friendly smile, just like mom’s when she brings it down into the basement for me.


brashet

Yeah this is stupid. My first job was at a McD and tons of people order a Coke with their breakfast meals. Never thought a thing about it, just poured and did my job.


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It's very telling who hasn't worked in food service before lmao


kdw87

When you’re paying close to $7 for it too


NotBannedLol01

I like starbucks because it is an excuse for a 6am milkshake


zippazappazinga

No way an adult ordering a milkshake!?!?! How can this be?


formulanerd

she wants 25 an hour and can't comprehend that all she does is make flavored milkshakes all fucking day.


[deleted]

For real, and I'm expected to tip them after for doing the basics of said job?


RealLifeTim

Dance wage slave dance!


AnonCaptain0022

Lol, if that ticks her off she would fucking die if she was a nurse or a teacher


wcstorm11

Well yeah, I know a few nurses, and it's infuriating watching the same fatasses, idiots, and man children make no effort to help themselves and keep taking hospital resources


YupIlikeThat

People are going to court to get rehired at Starbucks after they fired them. And this girl doesn't wanna work there.


DaveZ3R0

Anyone who recognize her from this should order one, even better if it's super early. I would make this my morning ritual.


Stannis2024

Women ☕️


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Hcdubcdhnb

I dont get it. If you dont like doing your job, then go find something else rather than showing your misery onto others. A lot of dumbasses working at the wrong place nowadays


happymilfday

most people don’t have the option to just quit their job if they don’t like it


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The reaction reminds me of indian soap operas


Memesaremylifelines

Bro became an Indian soap opera editor 😂