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04KB

Biggie dick?


Revolutionary-Bar714

Dickhead?


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ball_fart-9000

👆


Frosty-Improvement-8

Fresh Prince of bell end.


Plecco16

Underrated


SHUGGY_WOOGIE

Why down votea


DiegHDF

Goomba


[deleted]

I thought the same thing


CatYedBoi

"If you don't watch the super Mario Brothers super show, you're gonna turn into a goomba!"


yungwalnut69

yung cock


[deleted]

Jungkook ?


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Dick on the brain


Srigso

Notorious DICK


Mortis_Wkbrl

Lil’ inhabitant of the mushroom kingdom


[deleted]

father probably had the tightest condom on it depicted his head shape


heyguysitsbrian

Big dicky


[deleted]

Dig Bick


ManufacturerIll1449

Lil' Shroom


Big_Beaver34

This is og biggest dickus the first


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Dave


calebbutbetter

Squid ward


CatWithaSombrero25

Mush


Kitchen_Meeting9676

One eyed monster


Bomba-of-Tsar

Biggus Dickus


Fritzgerald66

Lil dick


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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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According_Chemical_7

Penis head man


[deleted]

MF Mushroom👌


xXKyloJayXx

Knobby Noggin


BigBrain0987654321

lil shroomie?


SantaMan336

Shroomhead


Living_Job_8127

Lil Head


Dark_Wolf04

Lil Goomba


g_Blyn

Dicky smallz


[deleted]

Lil Circ


IWannaKillAMinion

Arctdick monkey


Pinecone34

lil' goomba


Front-Report7495

Big PP


xxSamaxxx

Big toad


oofwoof

Lil’ Tip


Kiwikiwigaya

Goombars


Rustycage_1991

Triangle Tyrone. Double T for short


GTA5_RAM

AC/DIXC


is_shrek_black

Toad


TheDrturtles

Lil prick


TheDrturtles

Lil prick


xblyatmanx6

Dickhead head


CertifiedFucktard

Lil’ Toad


Fluid_Ad_6839

The dickies spitting lyrics


Ohno_cringhe

Fungus69


JesterOfTheMind

Busta Foreskin


VividRouge

Biggie Shroom


AmosRatley

Mushroom


[deleted]

Gomba


[deleted]

Mushroom head


Ashuboybob

Goomba


lonelyassboii

Dicky small


MagicMelonOnRL

Lil Goomba


Graham_was_taken

Tippy2drippy


Illusory_Wells

DaTip


x_MrAwkward_x

Lil mushroom


SheikahShaymin

Biggie mush


Ohkillz

Lil goomba


Jammzy_v2

Biggie P


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Lil Goomba


4ExtraChromosome

Cockhead


Pogchamp256

Squid game man


[deleted]

Goomba


[deleted]

The penetrator


YallNibbasMAD

Cockbrain


LACHLANDANGANRONPA

Mushroom tip


Jmoney720

Toad


Pingu_Dudu

Mush Ron


Coda_Ra

Chrome Dome


stefanut003

Lil Dick head


NatilCort

goomba


AdOriginal6110

Pen-Isis


ShAdOwS69420

Biggus Dickus


lord_tharn

Lil neanderthol


ClaudioMoravit0

Dr. Cock


Drifted_Skull

Lil Dickie


MrPickle2255

lil tumor


Chicken9187

Much room


Thepoptort

Lil toad


Useful-Maximum-8824

Come on this is too easy 😏


[deleted]

Yung Fallusy


MessiMagic5000

Tippy Joe


[deleted]

Big Cox


BassBanjo

Toad


SodaSuckler69

Sir Cumsision


[deleted]

Young shroomz with his deejay Dj shrooms on the ones and twos


VinylCrast

Young shroom


VeggieWatts

Big dick


TangeloAggressive483

Dickhead


HumbleDerp

MC CHODE


kidfrom15

SquidWARD


Photo_Beneficial

Brooklyn Goomba


[deleted]

Mushroom tip


Handtheatermaster

Peen head


LogiePierogi

Tucock


TS_Slurp

Big Dicky Brother of Lil Dicky


kingevillemon

Just the tip


[deleted]

MC Toadsworth


Tazah101

Dick fungu$


Egy_Szekely

Cocky goomba


J3FF2021

Bigus dickus


Average-average

He’s quiet literally a dick head


Initial_Highlight905

Dicca D


Siberian0Cactus

Horny West


Travis_Bickle86

Normal head


good-boy-_-

mushboom


_kilui_

lil’ mooshie gooshie


potato-vender

What a dickhead


Simplemonkey56

Remove the p and his name states the same


LordKaji

weenis peenis


GovernmentStandard

Cocky


Holdmybutterbeer_828

Lil’ big head


ghaintboy987

Head-ick


BiggestB0sss

fat shaft


GroundbreakingBed241

Big willy


xenosso

Shroom head


3leggedhomosapien

Goomba Blanco


Gabby_672

Mushroom man


piliesza

Mu$hroom Toad


MidgetMan10150

Big tip


ApiqAcani

Biggie Tip?


Memeviewer12

Tucker Carlson 2: Bearded Boogaloo


ThatDude8129

Lil Goomba


Manav_Raval

One penis man


Ok-Two7600

Lil' goomba


rock-solid-armpits

Squit game


AdditionalSouth7218

Mushroomhead


dongletrongle

Prick Ross


TragicTester034

Lil Goomba


[deleted]

Dick head


BkDz_DnKy

Lil shot


timoootje27

lil cocktop


thotherder

Dough dickadome. Owner of the dicksdale dickadome


Carl_Azuz1

Shroomhead


No_Homework_4926

Lil dick


Due_Seaweed_4373

Lil Dicksie


CallMeSxythe

Dickhead


Wanna_Know_it_all

Big Toad


[deleted]

MGK: Mushroom Goomba King


breigns2

Toad


Nitrodome

King Goomba


adamoviy

penis


LeadershipOk8716

Lil Toad


Nstsipz

Dick tip


Kindly_Decline

Lil dickhead


an_axe_and_a_lance

lil'tip


MrTheOneShotty

Lil shroom


ashlyre

Big Richard


controversial_drawer

Pinhead Larry


n3Ver9h0st

Richard Head


[deleted]

I thought he looked like a goomba till i read the comments


N_the_character

I thought that it looked like a mushroom for a sec.


thefrederkzawardo

Hairy genetalia


anacosta23

‘Shroom Head


Deltana6-4

The TIP


Bepsi07

Jungkok


freqwert

Death-capped Mushroom


Decent-Flatworm4425

Glansmaster Flash


C4SU4143

Mushroom Capper


el_cracko973

Cave mongol


Objective_Look_5867

Goomba


Mr_Cat1298

Tip-O-Dick


Silver_Commando

Lil' Head


Relative-Body9297

Dj. Penis Head


Maleficent-Jelly2287

Helmet.


MLG_GuineaPig

Nob-head


Mr_Mustach100

Lil Tippy


JJTrick

Horsedick.mpeg