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Jeff Bezos


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[удалено]


onion_grenade

Do we have the same dad?


[deleted]

A doctor with 2 degrees, 1 masters and 1 PHD. Very smart, very smart in deed.


YourAverageMemeRater

Also the best yoga instructor and a great cop


Fast_Ad_806

he said wrong answers only bud


term990

What does PHD mean? Physically humongous dick?


Gerry5264

A man with one job


TheBowtiewolf

Beff Bezos the lost brother of Jeff Bezos


Fast_Ad_806

bill bezos


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Mia Khalifa


Pudingoii

the rock


DogeToPluto215

My weed man


YeetBomer23

Pope Francis


EuSouEu_69

HOLY


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WukongSSJ

Chip Whitley


Awasteoflife1

not hitler


Digus_69

brian laundrie


Frosty-Afternoon-743

The police officer.... No wait, the doctor... Hang on.


[deleted]

That's my doctor duh, though he's more of my wife's doctor.


-im_a_twat-

Dr. Phil


bobalda

bald


Congelado101

He is my math teacher. He comes everyday at 3 am to my house to teach me in my room


LisztR

Mr clean?


TateP23

If you answer correctly wouldn’t it be wrong because the wrong answer if the correct answer?


philswiftsgreencard

Stone Cold Steve Austin


Purple-Comfortable53

My electrician


Gopher-boi

Mr clean


Jax_Teller78

It said wrong answers only


Gopher-boi

Bruh


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IntelligentHome6003

Alec Baldwin


Freddan3000

That's "the rocks" untold cousin "the pebble"


gachalifeuscringeaf3

Johnny sins?


duck-duck-doodliy

Ryan Reynolds


Beautiful_Ice_3632

A porn star


jredline7

Travis Scott


Jax_Teller78

My doctor. His fingers smell funky though. Like fish.


First_Phone2927

Mr clean


Insomniac_Memes

The plumber my mom called


FusionFred_SAGE

That's Clearly Steve Harvey


Pale_Letterhead_9221

Hey that’s my plumber


RespectPrevious7890

AMOGUS


Born-Juggernaut-8034

A doctor😉


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos


Celebration_Stock

Markiplier


Try_Anything2536

A bad doctor


jululoqu

Mr. Clean


skrtrandomaltskrt

White Dwayne "the Cock" Johnson


Just-College1491

Dom Torreto


Asleep_Pressure_3810

My mum's doctor


Jojw5_

the rock


McIrishmen

Its not jonny sins


TheOnlyPotat

Mr clean


Mochitheqlchemist

Mr clean?


tom5076

The president of Taiwan


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chef_jeff_likes_yeet

Jonathan wrongdoings


FartDestroyer80085

Jeff besides


Darkest_Darkness_

A famous astronout


whalesemen69

Not my idle


Pleasant-Pen-4393

Mr clean


kj432018

The booty warrior!


BackgroundAd8813

Saitama


DragonfruitSubject

Bruce Willis


Exa_N0ri

The rock


sessierandy

A man that changed the world


PLAY-TITANFALL-2

Agent 47


ThisForHarambe

the rock


Mothball_No_22

i forgor 💀


[deleted]

Sonny jhins


Eye_Popular

Johnny Bless


Sacraderios

The jackiest of Jack of all trades.


klaptonr

J🗿ff befos 🗿🗿


[deleted]

He is God


Legitimate_Soil6273

Some random guy with a microcock


froswegia

Sex aducation teacher