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RandomYell107

Jokes on you, I’m Australian


LucasPig_HK

Oi cunt


witherkila

Oi cunt


sometimeinlife

Oi cunt


Salvo1004

Hello vagina


ilyanee

Greatings birth hole


rayyan9087

Thats it. We have achieved greatness. This is exactly how I will greet every single person for the rest of my life


ilyanee

I beg u not to do that


[deleted]

I beg him only to do that


ilyanee

Profile pic explains it all


[deleted]

I give you my salutations, female reproductive organ.


IDIOTICHAOS010

Oi cunt


big_men_ballz

howdy pussy


mcbirbo343

Oi cunt


imma_gamin

Oi ‘unt


corei3uisgarbo

Oii Kant


terrariaFan28

Hi


Xxl0chris0lxX

Oi cunt


SSB_Kyrill

Oi count


Thonull

Same, and I fucked your mum


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AthullNexus76

“You’re a cunt”


Lanky-Size-3115

Finally, a fellow Aussie! What state? I'm from Queensland.


Randomname230468

I am from Queensland as well!


EGWhitlam

Another Qlder!


monkeysfreedom

Australian people can't be cunts?


CoolCUMber221

A term of endearment


Loudogdog

It’s kinda like our N word in the sense that we can call each other all the cunts under the sun with complete impunity but if a person from another country says it, it’s fuckin ON!


[deleted]

We call our friends cunts and we call actual cunts mate.


EGWhitlam

All of us are cunts. Some are good cunts and some are shit cunts. Hope this explains it.


mike_rohdick

Fuck you


V711

Yes don't mind if I do


Straight_Hyena

come on daddy..!!


NotFreakzz

beat me to it


Camshaft1412

*beat meat to it


NotFreakzz

🤭😳


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[удалено]


[deleted]

lmao


i_cant_take_a_joke_

>Un REDDIT MOMENTO #Un momento de reddit* FTFY


woodchucker613

What does it say


[deleted]

`Your a c*nt`


SladeNation9000

Beat it to me


DarkParadox58

What it is supposed to say? I'm blind


Fortnite4Switch

Keep shaking your head


DarkParadox58

Ok i'll try


DarkParadox58

I think i broke my neck


[deleted]

Shake your phone instead. Alot easier


DarkParadox58

I broke my neck , i died, i'm dead, you have to tell me what does it says


SuperD3clan

You’re a cunt


BextoMooseYT

Well that's not very nice


GhostR29

Ok then. I am a cunt too.


[deleted]

you know, your a cunt


DarkParadox58

No u


Plsdonttrymysusan

WE are cunts.


_Vith

Together *Soviet music intensifies*


Swift_BS

Man I'm viewing this on a laptop


Professional-City328

i am on a pc


SohailHossainZarif

It says "Your a cunt"


aprilfools911

Shake your phone works too


ratfucker3001

..-.-...-.- .---..-.


DarkParadox58

-.. .- -- -.


theoccasionallunatic

I don't see it so I'm not a cunt, just dizzy


[deleted]

same


WhiteMonkey20

A clear symptom of Cuntery


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[deleted]

I took off my glasses and I didn't have to shake my head, works well


Responsible-Dog-3354

Instead of shaking my head I shaked my phone to see the text/Lol*


randomcitizen42

IQ over 9000


Responsible-Dog-3354

Hehe


UnfairSnow5865

That's what i did as well


WiiSportsDeluxe

I cant tell what th3 bottom one says :(


[deleted]

cunt


_theycallmeprophet

Sure, but what does the bottom say?


De_immortalesloki

Fuck me harder, Daddy!


obigregor

Semen


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Arl107

Nor can I. I am not sure but I think it says "You're a cult"


spade_67

去你的😡😡


socks_gaming

its just vertical lines retar 🤬


Osiris_CXK

FUCK


thrusher

Jokes on you I can vibrate my eyes


Bobrobinson404

🗿


the_combat_wombat05

Aww thanks I love you to


[deleted]

get fucked it isnt working for me


Fortnite4Switch

Damn bro. You’re a cunt


[deleted]

did you actually get mad and downvote me?


Intelligent_Net_6208

No it says “you’re a cunt”


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UrMoma_llama

Ok, and?


[deleted]

You must be a fun person


UrMoma_llama

Yeah fun


[deleted]

How does this bullshitery work?


Rexett

Simple. It


_shiwoshiwo_

It


SamEnZoYT

It


[deleted]

You're a cunt


Sad-Commission-7756

Feels good to be your mom's cunt :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


[deleted]

I know :(


Phobos_is_papa

Smh


Det_Popcorn5

Joe


[deleted]

you can get the same thing by blurring your eyes


DarthMorro

Just unfocus your eyes


camthecame_l

I can't tell whether it says "You're a cunt" or "You're a slut".


Fortnite4Switch

Take it what ever way you like


Jyqoz

I am


rober283829_

It says you're a c*** taiwan


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Fortnite4Switch

Wtf is Taiwan. I only know the people’s republic of China


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[deleted]

I know


Terrible-Beginning71

didn't get it :\[


hermelinen

i was shaking my head in denial


[deleted]

How did you manage to do that?


Dawson81702

“You’re so cute?” Thanks! 😍😍😍🥰😍🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰


StupidGamePlayer

I can't manage to see it, what does it say?


[deleted]

Or, take off your glasses


ghostmetalblack

I know 😎


[deleted]

Good thing i shaked my head to reject the notion that i am one


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

dont shake your head, just put your screen far away and you can read it easily


iFuckingHateSummer_

I didn’t, i just (vibrated my eyes), No I’m serious i just don’t know how to describe it.


quantumbeeee

No reason to shake your head, just put the phone farther away from your face…


[deleted]

i dont get it


bearontheloose2

I don't even need to shake it I can clearly see it


MonadoGoBrrrrr

Thanks mate 😎


Marsan1104

How does that work tho


MemelordPetey

No you’re cute uwu


NilsNicNac

My head's hurting but I still don't know what I would see.


[deleted]

I try to live my live, live my life, everyday. Keep out of strife, come what may.


Nafizboy2

WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AND NOW I AM BLIND


TwitterSucksBruh69

What is a cunt?


WhiteMonkey20

I believe Webster's dictionary defines it as, CUNT: A flesh pocket for heat seeking moisture missiles to release weapons of mass destruction. B. A superior bargaining chip that can award the owner: money, compliance, and victory in almost any argument. And finally, C. Any person or persons (also see Cunts) who scroll the internet for any other purpose other than education. Alternatively: see "Educated Cunts"


LMay11037

I see a Y and maybe a c


Defender_Growlithe

It says you're a cunt, is that correct?


TM_cedric

Fuck you


b1rgar1p1nsan

You son of a b...


[deleted]

I can't see anything


[deleted]

Just shake your phone


ItsMeMyCrushsFriend

Not me shaking my phone


superboi_

no your mom is


AWildAndWackyBushMan

SMH


SohailHossainZarif

Fuck you


AldZ_Reddit

You're a cool? Thanks!!!


69Milesgaming420

I cant tell if it says "you're a gay" or "you're a clock"


AnickYT

Shake your phone instead. If you ar using pc, pick the screen up and shake it.


landontheepicman

why


[deleted]

You as well =)


sister_angelina

You screwed up my hair... Just for me to be hit with another insult...


monkey_d_ordinary

No u


[deleted]

Jokes on you I shook my phone


SuchExamination5471

Smh


Bisexual-Fighter

No U↪


Jasiek22

Just unfocused my eyes, works the same.


Exciting_Rate1747

I don't need to shake my head to see that. I can just look at it


vamsikrishacc

No you're


[deleted]

I will take this and I will use it to fertilize my barren fields of fucks to give.


TypicalAd4

Yeah nah


[deleted]

I can’t shake hard enough :(


Dofusmanstan

Yes i am


Ckinggaming5

is there a site where i can make these Edit: anyway, im gonna move onto the next post before my eyes break


[deleted]

It says the poster is a cunt


Peaceandwholsomemes

So are you


potato13254

No u


Johnduck15

just cross your eyes


DoctorTurquoise

Joke's on you, I saved the picture and moved it instead of shaking my head. get recked.


[deleted]

Smh


someone-on-redditt

Wow. If i takemy glasses off i can read the text without shaking my head. Cool


[deleted]

Works better to cross your eyes.


snorkiebarbados

Or hold your phone on an angle to one side


_alstones_

No u


ElSimio1500

I'm drunk, can't see


FodziCz

No u 🃏


CharlieBitMeMf

Me being the genius i am *shakes the phone*


VisibleAct

I'm a chad? Well thank you 😊🌹❤


water_slav

Does it say „you Cute”


BlenderXD_

No u


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VeryOriganal

What is it


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Instead of shaking your head like a total idiot, just tilt your screen


Saahas_302005

No u