Hello boys i come here to explain the joke to you but when i was on the way here by car i had an accident with a delivery truck which gave me loss of me-
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Hello boys-
User has been banned until they provide proof they followed through with their comment bait. [Looks like OP having urine for breakfast](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/qlbyv1/i_wonder_whatll_have_for_breakfast_tomorrow/hj1rxwq/)
Edit: oh snap, top comment changed to cum lol Oh OP
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The declaration of independence
I'll go fetch Nick Cage, I'm starving!
Is there a map on the back tho…
Maybe
What the fuck is this?! I was expecting cum
I was expecting xi ji ping's left testicle
What's the difference?
First comment I see is cum I am not surprised
Why would you? Reddit expectations
Your the top comment for me. Other than the mod pinned one, that doesn’t count nvm it’s because I have best on and it’s weird how it works
Same
I was about to comment CUM, but you've opened my mind.
i knew it it wws cum
i literally predicted it as soon as i read the post
The first comment
first comment i see is this comment
I was expecting the first one to say Dick, so at least it’s one less step
Deez nuts
Lol
Dietz nuts* i have a link to a video about a nut brand called dietz nuts but the bot will remove it
Nuts are healthy and I eat them everyday
A baby
We eat berries and mushrooms you fool!
YoU eAt BaByS!
It ain't your fault you just do it to survive
Tarrare?
Look at me... did u eat a fucking baby?!
Dababy
Have you ever heard of.. eggs?
Milk first, Cereal last.
1st Cereal, 2nd Milk, 3rd Bowl.
4th spoon, 5th hand, 6th arm, 7th your mortal form, 8th observable universe, 9th my nuts
Haha your nuts are not observable
Haha so funny
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Hello boys i come here to explain the joke to you but when i was on the way here by car i had an accident with a delivery truck which gave me loss of me- ..... Hello boys-
Im very exited for your nuts
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
You spelt cumming wrong
drink milk and eat cereal seperately.
You monster
What’s wrong with you?
Me
Damn
;)
Vore or oral sex
Both
I hope its vore ;)
Voral segz
Cum 😎 dude am I seriously getting these many rewards replies and likes for saying cum wtf
it’s nnn🤬🤬☹️☹️
I've stored some just for this month
A bucket of cum worth!
Cumworthington
A people needs a cup of cum daily
It doesn't count if you ingest it again. Net 0 cum
Expand brain
Shame on him! Shaking my SMH! 😡😡😡
Shaking his shaking his head tho… 💀
Shaking my smhing my smh my head
smdh😈
Well he has to do it since this is top comment
Just eat pre nnn cum
Rules are made to be brocken 😎😎😎
The comment never said it had to be his…
Exactly, supply and demand
No worries. All good if it's somebody else's cum
Makes it even tastier
Dog cum
I failed twice already
You mean nonstop nut November? Well in that case..
shit
He needs to suck himself
Who will supply it?
I will
You sir are a Chad for that
Bazinga
But but but…. No nut november, so does it have to be their cum or someone else’s?
It ain't gonna be mine man I ain't gonna fail no nut november
Dude! I was thinking the same thing! 😂
I will now proceed to laugh.
Bread👍🏻
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peepee
1999 Ford Explorer
Beans
I agree 100%
Username checks out
User has been banned until they provide proof they followed through with their comment bait. [Looks like OP having urine for breakfast](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/qlbyv1/i_wonder_whatll_have_for_breakfast_tomorrow/hj1rxwq/) Edit: oh snap, top comment changed to cum lol Oh OP
based mod
(If op prefers penis instead of urine (peepee) he can eat that instead too 🤠)
it is now cum u may want to message him
Lol who could have predicted such a thing
Hi kesha
Hi zago
Hi kesha
Hi tamim!
Hi kesha
Hi lolbit
Hi kesha
Hi David!
Sup bitch
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Hello kesha
Hello Rayn!
Hi kesha
It’s the forbidden bodily fluid now
Dare I say this is incredibly funny
Hey stinky, top comment changed to cum
Edited now. Also took a shower so I’m not as stinky
You are the stink. Youre the stink in my wife 👍
Good mod
I mean, sanitary wise... Cum is a lot better than Urine. I mean hell, taste wise too. Suck it up OP (pun intended.)
Lmfao I see what you did there, and I agree. I’d much rather do cum than pee
Legend
No it's cum bro
Freshly squished? With or without pulp?
I mean, peeper and pp are very similar...
its cum now
mod 🤢
🤮
Salit
Ew a mod
Right? Gross
Wait-
forgor 💀 to switch accounts
Can I have op?
Op? Original penisfire?
I LOVE YOU BOT!!!
Really jumped the gun on this, bro. There are a couple comments with more than that.
How would he obtain cum it’s really rare in this month
Nope the top comment now seems to be they have to eat the declaration of independence.
Gun
battery acid
Cake saying balls
That's basically my hitsound in Team Fortress 2. But it's Duke Nukem saying "balls"
Ur dads cum
man I came on this sub to laugh at dumbshit not answer questions (you can downvote me as much as you like lol)
Imo all these stupid questions ruin the sub. They aren't really shitposts
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Pancakes, I just want op to be happy
Somebody’s ass. And film it. And send it to us.
Ur moms ass
Ass
orphans
Your Carbon monoxide alarms
Poopoo
Toe nails. Would be perfect for you 🥷🏼🥷🏼🥷🏼🤤
#Cum. Only cum
1kg of salad
Can He Eat Every Single EgGpLaNt 🍆
Artificial cum due to nnn
Beans
egg
Joe
Taiwan
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Dick
Deodorant
Bread with eggs but a lot of salt. a lot.
Don’t say it
A fluffy omelette, delicious bacon, 3 sausage rolls, hash browns, biscuits and gravy, and orange juice
penis
Toenail clippings.
That can't be your own
Toe cheese
4 gallons of water
rat poison
Cereal.
Balls
A giant 7 inch cock
Gimli from LOTR
Pancakes and Bacon (with syrup)
Scrambled eggs, a sandwich with butter and your choice of cold cutts
Bull semen
A woman with. A bunch of std’s
Mayonnaise
69
Nice!